A/N: I'm back again, folks…You just can't get rid of me, ya know? Anyways, I'm just now realizing, that there really is a Plum, she's a real Mario character, how could I forgot that she was on Mario Golf, well for now I'm only gonna say, that I only own my version of Plum, you know like Yoob.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything Nintendo, but I do own my version of Plum, and not Nintendo's version…A golfer.

Chapter 5: The Heart of The Jungle

The Plum and Bowser Jr. trophies were plummeting down inside the wide cliff, but the middle of the cliff had a long slit in the middle, dividing the cliff in halve. Bowser Jr. went plummeting down inside the right side, while Plum went plummeting down the left side.

Smash Kingdom, Jungle Area

The giant angry banana in the tree watched as Kirby started floating toward him. "Oh! Oh! I see what you're doing! You're really trying to start some shit! Well. Bring it on fatboy!" The banana seethed, while wigging around in the tree.

Kirby finally had floated all the way to the banana tree and landed right in front of distorted banana. "Oh, yeah! Oh! Yeah! I see that you actually have some balls under that fat pink bloated body of yours." Kirby then lifted his head, his eyes were all watery and his was drooling, excessively. "What the fuck. Stop looking at me like that. You're making me really uncomfortable."

Kirby then lunged at the banana and took a huge chomp out of the middle. "AWWWWW!!" the banana screamed in pain. "Y-You, fat, ugly, no good, EVIL, little son of a bi-bitch!" the banana said, breathing heavily. "I-I can't believe you just bit me! You don't even have any teeth!"

Kirby then ripped the giant banana off the tree and started chomping away on him. "AHHHHH!!" the banana shouted, loudly. "Stop it! STOP IT! Don't you see that I'm still GREEN?!" But Kirby didn't stop, he continued to chomp the banana, viciously. "Ahhh!! You little barbarian! You could at least PEELED me first!!" the banana said, faintly. "I-I hope I'll give you some horrible ingestion."

After chomping on the banana endlessly, Kirby had finally gotten full and the only thing that was left was the stem. "Poyo…" Kirby said, carelessly tossing the peel away. As Kirby walked throughout the jungle, he could feel his stomach bubbling, loudly. "…Poyo…" Kirby grunted, while rubbing his belly.

Kirby then looked up and noticed something plummeting fast to the ground. Kirby stood there, watching as the Trophy landed into a horde of trees. "Poyo?" he muttered, slightly tilted his head. Suddenly Kirby's stomach started back bubbling, again. "Po-Poyo…" Kirby grunted, as he slowly walked over to a tree and sat down. "…Poyo…"

You could a voice mumbling something inside Kirby's stomach. "Diarrhea…Ingestion…Assimilation…"

Kirby's stomach then started to bubble, again. "Poyooo…" Kirby moaned, rubbing his stomach.

Smash Kingdom, Grassland Area

Kamek was shaking, hiding behind a broken boulder, watching in fear, as the two Shadow stood over the Bowser Trophy staring menacingly at it. "W-What's going on? Wh-What're are those things? What do they want?" he then looked down and saw the Bowser Trophy. "L-Lord Bowser? D-Did those things do that to him?" he mumbled to himself. "Serves, the big stupid lug right, for making me degrade myself, by making him SANDWICHES, with my Dark Koopa Arts."

"Huh? I just sworn I just heard someone talking." The original Shadow muttered, while looking around.

Kamek quickly covered his mouth. "Whew…I almost gave myself away." he then sighed. "I really don't won't to do that, now do I?"

Shadow stood there, staring quietly at The Bowser Trophy. "Dammit. I can't believe I wasn't stronger enough to defeat that lizard on my own." Shadow mumbled. "How am I every gonna reclaim that power if there's other out there probably stronger than I am?

"So…" The Shadow clone muttered, while turning to Shadow. "What're we gonna do with this Trophy, man?" he said, annoyingly.

But Shadow was still upset from getting beaten on by Bowser. "I'm gonna destroy it! THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO!!" Shadow seethed, placing his hand in front of the trophy.

Yellow energy started forming around his hand. "You fool. You could have been a part of greatness too! I know Mastermind told me not to destroy you, but C'mon, it not like you don't deserve this. Eheheh…"

Shadow was just about to blast the Bowser Trophy with Chaos Sphere, but suddenly the Shadow clone started yelling, messing up the original Shadow's concentration. "Hey? Shadow?!"

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?! Don't you see I'm about to calm my nerves, by blasting this bastard into pieces?" Shadow yelled back.

"Yeah…But…" The Shadow clone, nervously muttered. "I coulda sworn you turned those little kids into trophies. Man, I can't find them anywhere." he said, looking around the area.

"What?!" Shadow shouted, while running over to his clone, he then started frantically looking around, but he couldn't find no sign of them either. "You idiot!" Shadow sneered, slapping his clone. "This is all your fault!"

"WHAT?! How is this my fault?" The Shadow clone pouted, while rubbing his face.

"If you didn't run away like a BITCH, this wouldn't of happened, and you could of seen where they fell off from." Shadow huffed, while crossing his arms. "Eh. It's really hard to believe you're a clone of me."

"Heheheh…This gives me a positivistically evil idea…" Kamek snickered, as he slowly approached the two Shadows.

Shadow turned toward the Bowser Trophy and signed out of annoyance. "Well, since we were only able to reclaim this Trophy, I guess that just have to for now, until we'll be able to find more victims." he then turned toward his clone, and pointed at the Bowser Trophy. "Alright, get the trophy, we're heading out!"

Shadow watched as his clone walked toward the Bowser Trophy. "Errrrr!! This is highly unacceptable." Shadow murmured to himself. "I can't just let those Trophies get away from me. I've got to track them down and find'em, NOW!"

Suddenly Shadow heard a voice coming from behind him. "Excuse me, I couldn't help, but to overhear your conversation." When Shadow turned around, he saw Kamek standing behind him, smirking with his arms cross.

"And who exactly are you?" Shadow replied, while folding his arms.

"Oh, yes. Where's my manners? I am called Kamek." Kamek said, while bowing. "I think I could be of an assistance to you."

Shadow looked Kamek up and down, and then chuckled. "Oh, really now? And how exactly can you be of any assistance to me?"

"For starters, I could tell you where I saw the trophies fall off from." Kamek said, while slightly snickering. "Unlike you, I actually saw them when they dropped."

"They dropped? As in they fell of into that cliff over there?!" Shadow groaned, while walking over to the steep cliff.

"Yes." Kamek said, walking next to Shadow.

"Err! Dammit! What is THIS?!" Shadow snarled, while staring intensely inside the cliff.

"What's the matter?" Kamek asked, staring confusingly at Shadow.

"The inside of this cliff is so wide, and it have two halves! WTF?!" He then turned toward Kamek. "What kinda cliff have two halves inside?! They could of fell into anyone of those holes!" he then slapped his forehead. "What kinda stupid place is this?!"

Kamek then took a peek down below the cliff. "Hmm…This is quite troublesome, if I do say so myself." he muttered, rubbing his chin. "Only if you could be in two places at once."

"Err…I can't separate from my clone right now." Shadow thought to himself. "I don't know what it might do by itself. It already shown that it can't be counted on during battles."

"Hey, why don't you and your twin go into the separate holes." Kamek said, touching Shadow on his shoulders. "I'm pretty sure the search would be way more efficient that way."

"No. He might seem smart and awesome, but if I separate from him I wouldn't know what might happen. He's really unreliable, so splitting up is outta the question here." Shadow said, while walking over to the edge. "I'll just have to wing it and jump into a random hole, hopefully I'll end up finding one of the trophies, and more victims, too." he then turned toward his clone. "Alright, I want you to take that Trophy back to Mastermind, maybe he'll revive him or something…I don't know."

"Alright, Shadow!" The Shadow clone said, while walking to the Bowser Trophy

Kamek then walked over to Shadow and his clone and said. "Oh, don't worry about it my friend. For helping me out, I would like to assist more on…whatever you're doing now."

"Hm." Shadow just glared at Kamek. "I was just wondering…Why did you tell me where the trophies fell of into? I thought you served that big stupid lizard."

"Oh, I did, but trust me I didn't enjoy doing it. When I saw that you had turned him into that trophy, I was so overcome with happiness, you just don't know it." Kamek said, shaking Shadow's hands. "I'm really grateful, so from the bottom from my heart I would like to thank you."

"So…You're telling me that the only reason while you helped me, was you was unhappy serving that stupid lizard?" said Shadow.

Kamek just nodded. "Well…Yes, of course."

"…Aw, man, weak…" The Shadow clone muttered under his breath.

"Coward…" Shadow uttered, while staring menacingly at Kamek.

"W-What's wrong?" Kamek asked.

"I don't need a sniveling coward like you, helping me to search for more trophies." Shadow then placed his hand in front of him.

"W-Wait! Don't do this! Y-You're making a huge mistake! I promise you, I could help you find these trophies with my Koopa Magic!" Kamek said, groveling.

"And now you're begging me to spare your pitiful life." Shadow shook his head disgust, as yellow energy started forming in his hand. "Humph. How pathetic. Chaos Blast!"

"N-No…Please…" Shadow then blasted the energy all over Kamek's body. "AHHHHHH!! WHYYYYYY?!" Kamek shouted, grimacing in pain, as he was in engulfed in the Chaos Blast.

A Kamek Trophy fell on the ground, as the smoke cleared. "Why you're at it, take that trophy back with you, too." Shadow said, while using the Shade Mantel to create a purple portal. "I've got some hunting to do." he then ran toward the cliff and jumped off.

"Aw, man! I've got to do all the work." The Shadow clone grumbled, while lifting up the Kamek and Bowser Trophy, and then jumping inside portal.

Smash Kingdom, Jungle Area.

A bright golden light from the sky went straight down in the middle of the jungle. "Hm. That was quite the ride." Pit said, slowly stepping out of the light. "Hm. Says here that I'm in Kongo Jungle." Pit said, reading a sign. "I guess I should get started looking for any strange activities."

"Hm…I-I can feel them." Pit muttered, while walking around the jungle. "I can feel life-forces all over the place. Well, actually that's a good thing, that mean nobody's getting hurt."

As Pit walked throughout the jungle, he quickly noticed something shining bright just up ahead from him. "…Huh…What's that?" Pit slowly walked over to the item and saw that it was a trophy, it lying near a huge oak tree. "Huh? I-It's a trophy. Hm. I can sense life inside, but barely." Pit muttered, while bending down at the Plum Trophy. "I wonder can I restore her without using a sacred arrow?" Pit then reached out and gently tapped the bottom of the Trophy.

The Trophy lilt up in a golden bright light, that momentary blinded Pit. "Eh. I-I can't see. W-What's going on?" Pit groaned, while shielding his eyes from the intense light.

When the light finally faded away, Pit saw Plum lying unconscious on the ground. "Hey?! It worked?" Pit said, in sheer disbelief. "B-But…What was the different between her and Zelda? I mean, when I touched Zelda's mantel she remained the same, but when I touched hers, she reverted back into her normal self?" he stood there, quietly, rubbing his chin. "Well, sitting her pondering isn't going to answer my question."

Pit turned toward Plum, and sighed. "I've got remember what Queen Palutina told me before I left, she said whenever a person is turned back to normal from a trophy state, they would be low on nourishment, and would have to eat as once." he took off his backpack and started digging around inside his pockets. "Let's see what I got inside. I know Melodi packed me something special." But to Pit's surprise, he didn't have a single drop of food inside. "WHAAAA??" he said, dropping his jaw. "Darn. I guess I'll just have go inside the jungle and look for some food."

After ten quick minutes, Pit had finally returned to spot where he restored Plum, carrying fruits. "Whew. That was some exercise, but I was finally able to collect some food." Pit then laid all the exotic fruits around Plum. "Now when she wakes up, she'll have something to snack on…Oye…" he sighed, while rubbing his forehead.

Pit was lying back on a tree eating a juicy apple. "Mmmm…Delicious." Pit said, taking a bite out of the apple. "Now that hits the spot." he then suddenly noticed Meta Knight flying overhead. "Wha…Isn't that Meta Knight?" he then took a closer look, he could see the purple aura shrouded around his body. "Oh, no! His body is just like Zelda's. Which only means." Pit then pulled his arrows outta his backpack, and turned toward Plum. "Sorry about this kid, but duty calls." Pit then took to the air and followed behind Meta Knight.

Meanwhile, farer end the jungle, Donkey Kong had finally swung back to the three shady looking mice that had transformed him.

"So, Ape Escape?" The leader wore a big red hat and cape, he also held onto a wand. "Was you able to destroy Kirby for me?" Donkey Kong just scratched his head, and did his 'I don't know' taunt. "What ya mean you don't know?" Donkey Kong just shrugged. "Uhh…Whatever, we'll get him next time. So, where are those twins you turned into Trophies?" Donkey Kong once again shrugged. "Dammit! Ape Escape! You're making us look bad!" The leader was none other than Daroach, Headmaster Squeak

"Uh, Boss? I don't that gorilla's name is Ape Escape." said the small mouse next to him. This mouse was smaller than the others and wore sunglasses.

"Oh really, Spinni? So you're telling me you know what this chimp's name?" Daroach snapped back.

"Well, no, but my guess is…maybe, DK? You know, because of his necktie." Spinni shrugged.

"Do you really think I give a damn what this monkey name is?" Daroach snapped. "I call him Magilla Gorilla and still wouldn't care!" he then looked over a big blue mouse with a red bandana and small red t-shirt. "Do you have any problems with that, Storo?"

"Uh-Uhh." Storo said, shaking his head.

Daroach smirked, while folding his arms. "I thought so." Suddenly he noticed Shadow falling down from the sky. "Huh, who's that?" Spinni and Storo just shrugged. "Let's check it out. C'mon, Ape Escape." Donkey Kong lifted up Daroach and took off in the jungle.

"Wait for us, boss!" Spinni said, jumping on Storo's shoulders, and then running behind DK and Daroach.

Next up: Return of The Squeak Squad