A/N: I'm finally back, but with this time a single update! I didn't feel like doing two.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything Nintendo related.

Chapter 7: The New Pork Disaster

Smash Kingdom, New Pork City, Zone

Bowser Jr. Trophy finally landed in a huge city. The city really looked bad, half-destroyed buildings could be seen all throughout the burg. Smoke filled the sky blocking the sun, peoples could be seen running for their lives as mechs rampaged through the city. To make it more simple, the city looked really apocalyptic.

Three robots rolled over to the Bowser Jr. Trophy., and picked it up. One of the robot then scanned the Trophy all over with a red beam. After scanning the trophy thoroughly, the little robot then sent out a small beacon from its chest.

"Excellent work, Porkbots." uttered a voice, sinisterly, from far away. Suddenly, a huge spider like mech came bursting outta a building. The kid, Pokey Minch could be seen inside driving the mech. Like him better as a kid than his creepy looking adult counterpart. I mean, how did you think I came up with his personality.

The Huge Mech. walked over to the Trophy, you could see a Ness Trophy in the middle of the machine, it seem like it was being used as some kinda energy source. "Hm. So this what you've all found, huh?" Pokey said, looking at his Porkbots. The Porkbots beeped, while nodding their heads as they presented the little tyrant with the Bowser Jr. Trophy.

"Humph. I'll be the judge of that." Pokey then pulled out his own scanner and scanned The Bowser Jr. Trophy "Hmm…Interesting…According to the scanner report, this creature's intellect is only second to mine. It also say that he has a very good instinct in fighting, but not that much power to back that knowledge up." he then stared at the Bowser Jr. Trophy and smirked. "Hm. What a shame." he sighed. "But, It matters not, he could still go good with my already powerful, The Greatest Machine Ever."

Pokey then pressed the button on his control panel, and a mechanical like arms came out from the bottom and grabbed hold of the Bowser Jr. Trophy. "Excellent. As Ness as the power source, and this little creature as the AI, The Greatest Machine Ever will be unstoppable. Nothing will stop my reign. The Dawn of The Minch Era shall be WORLDWIDE." chortled the little tyrant.

Pokey then started laughing all tyrannically, until he heard a well familiar PK attack. "PK Freeze!" A block of ice suddenly appear above The Greatest Machine Ever and slammed hard onto the top, also crushing the Porkbots in the process. "Give back Ness, NOW!" shrieked a voice from behind.

"WHAT?!" Pokey then turned around to see Lucas, he was sweating, while breathing heavily. "Err…You annoying little psychic pest. How dare you sully me?!" But Pokey quickly caught his composure and smirked. "Wait. No. You've came just at the perfect time, my little guinea pig." he then pressed the button inside the cockpit. "I have a little gift for you, for being such a thorn in my size for so long. Mwahaha…"

"Huh? W-What're you talking about?" Lucas said, while slowly backing away. Lucas then noticed the Bowser Jr. Trophy and the mechanical arms holding it. "Wh-wha…Who's that?" the arms then started to slowly retract back inside the huge mech, while still holding the Trophy. "What're you up to now, Pokey?"

"Oh, don't you worry, you blonde haired ignoramus, you'll see it with your own eyes soon enough. Eheheh…" Pokey chuckled, while closing up the bottom hatch.

"Huh?" Lucas muttered, while watching as the Bowser Jr. Trophy got placed up on the upper part of the Greatest Machine Ever. "Err…Great…It's just what I need. Another stupid power source." Lucas seethed, while staring at Porky…Pokey.

"Now you know, but the time for talking is over, you'll soon be joining your boyfriend, Ness, soon as one of my living power source." Pokey then pressed a button, while quickly grabbing a microphone. "I always wanted to say this. PK Fire!" The Ness Trophy started to glow slightly, the machine then launched out huge fireball from its torso. "Burn him to the ground." Pokey chortled, while watching the fireball hurtle towards Lucas.

Lucas could see the Ness Trophy squirming around a bit, while inside the mech. "Hold on, Ness, I'll get'cha outta there." Lucas shouted, running toward the mech., while easily dodging the fireball. "Take this, Fatso!" Lucas hands started to glow brightly. "PK Thunder!" he then blasted bolts of electricity from his hands down at the mech.

But Pokey just yawned, while fanning himself. "Too easy." Suddenly the Greatest Machine Ever arms started to spinning by themselves, absorbing the electricity, the mech then used the electrical energy it absorb to blasted the PK Thunder back at Lucas. (Double the Power).

Lucas watched helplessly as the huge lighting bolt came roaring toward him. "Oh no." Lucas was blasted by the huge volts of electricity. "Uh…Uhaaaa…Wahhhhh!!" shrieked Lucas, as he felt the volts of electricity go all throughout his body. Lucas fell headfirst to the ground. "Uhh…" he moaned, you could see the sparks from the attack faintly circling around his body.

Pokey just grinned, as he watched Lucas slowly rise to his feet. "Eheheh…Oh, how very generous of you. Thanks for providing The Greatest Machine Ever with your own PK attack." he laughed much to Lucas' chagrin.

"H-How did you? How did you absorb my attack?" Lucas uttered, while staring at Pokey

"Oooh. It wasn't me. I didn't do a thing." Pokey chortled, while leaning on the control panel inside. "…It's was my newest Trophy. You know, the Trophy of the dinosaur kid I showed you earlier?" he said, while pointing up at The Bowser Jr. Trophy, you could see it squirming around on top of the machine. "I used the power from that Trophy for The Greatest Machine Ever, AI, that way I don't have to worry about dodging and or attacking simultaneously anymore. I can destroy you without worrying about avoiding your futile attacks."

"Err…" Lucas groaned, while slowly stepping away. "I thought he was tough with Ness along, now I have to deal with some dinosaur kid that will probably counter every attack I'll do…" he complained to himself.

"Muhahaha…And you actually thought you had a chance to rescue Ness." Pokey laughed, mockingly. "I'll let you in on a little secret." he then pressed a button on his panel.

Lucas watched as the door that kept Ness' Trophy securely inside, opened. "...Ness" Lucas sighed out of relief, he then noticed that the Ness Trophy was wrapped around in thick cords and wires that went inside the machine. "Wha…NOOO! What have done to him?"

"Mwahahahahah. Don't see? If you did happened to defeat me, you still wouldn't been able to free Ness, he's forever trap inside The Greatest Machine Ever…" Pokey chortled. "Oh, and don't even think by cutting the wires that you'll still have a chance to free him. If do try doing that, The Greatest Machine Ever will initiate the self-destruct sequences. Not only will The Greatest Machine Ever will be destroyed, but Ness will too."

"You'll take your own life, just to make sure I don't save Ness?!" Lucas snarled. "You're a maniac, Pokey! A true, blue nutcase!"

"Do you seriously think that I'll sacrifice myself to assure the death of Ness?" Pokey then started laughing all tyrannically. "Don't be foolish, you imbecile! I could give a damn. Soon as you try to pull something like that, I'll would already launched myself outta The Greatest Machine Ever!"

"Err…That figures." Lucas sighed under his breath. "W-What am I suppose to do now?" he muttered to himself, while putting his head down. "I'm sorry Ness, I've failed you, man." Lucas then turned around and ran away.

"It's ironic, isn't it? Your main objective was to save Ness, but if you do, you'll just end up killing him! Mwahahahahah!" Pokey, who was just getting finish wiping a tears off his face, then noticed that Lucas was running away. "What? Are you giving up already? I haven't even gotten a chance to destroy you yet." he then started laughed, really loudly. "How pathetic!"

As Lucas ran, he heard Pokey's voice in background, saying. "Yeah, that's right! You're nothing but a coward, you've better kept running, you cowardly fool!" Lucas fell on the ground, but quickly got back up and started back running.

"Now to finish what I do best…Being evil." Pokey chuckled, as the Greatest Machine Ever turned and walked back into the destruction it had already caused.

Lucas had finally gotten the distance he wanted from Pokey, when he turned around looked at New Pork City, the scene was horrible as he watched Porkbots and other mechs destroy downtown New Pork! "Uh…I-I…I just don't know what to do…I wish Ness was here to help me…" he then bald up his fist. "I just can't do this on my own. I need help."

Smash Kingdom, Kongo Jungle, Zone

Plum was still standing over Kirby, looking down at him with a worried expression on her face, she just didn't know what to do, Kirby's condition seemed to get worst as he continued to moan and groan.

"Somebody! Please…HELP!" Plum shrieked. But nobody answered back. She sighed as she dropped to the ground. "What am I suppose to do? I'm no doctor…"

Suddenly, Plum heard a voice. "Oh, shit, there's no help for him, girl. I saw the whole thing. Fatboy over there ate a pissed off Mad Mad Banana." the voice said, while snickering. "And now, he's going to be shitting like it's no tomorrow." he then eyeballed Kirby. "Do you honesty think that little body of his will be able to whole all that shit?! Hahah…He'll be dead by sunset."

"What?!" Plum then turned and noticed that it was another Mad Mad Banana, that was in a tree talking to her. "Eeek…" She shrieked, while covering her mouth and backed away. "I don't know why you're looking all scared for? You're acting like you've never seen a talking banana before…bitch." the banana huffed under his breath, while rolling his eyes.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Banana…" Plum muttered, while staring at the angry Banana. "Um…Will help me? Do you know what I should do to heal him?" she asked, giving the banana one of her famous innocent looks.

But, Plum stare didn't have any affect on the cranky banana. "Please, don't hold your breath, ya little twerp. Why should help him? I saw that little ravenous bastard eat my cousin from my brother side, like it was no tomorrow." the Mad Mad Banana then started snickering. "He's just getting what's deserved, that's all. Fatass should eat everything he sees."

Plum turned and looked at Kirby, she sighed as she watched Kirby continue to moan and groan. "Oh, please hang on little guy…" she cooed as she started rubbing his belly. "Is there anyway I could get you to reconsider? I'm sure he didn't mean to eat your cousin from your brother's side, Mr. Banana."

"Talk to the peel, little girl." The banana then turned to Kirby. "If ignorant is a bliss, then he must be a very happy little blob!" he then started laughing loudly.

Plum sighed, while sitting next to Kirby. She was just about to give up, when she suddenly heard another voice. "Enough these games, Mad Mad Banana." Plum then turned and saw that it was the tree that the Mad Mad Banana hung on that spoke this time. "If you're not going to help the young girl, then I will…"

"WHAT?! How can you take the side of a stupid human, and her pink blob of a boyfriend?!" the Mad Mad Banana sneered. "Did you NOT see what that BASTARD did to my cousin on my brother's side?"

"Uhhh…Of course I did. I was there, remember?" the huge tree sighed. "But, I also saw when he started with the little pink guy." he then looked at the banana. "…Beside, nobody here really liked him…He sorta talked way to much." he then muttered under his breath. "…Sorta like you…"

Plum then turned back and stared closely at Kirby, she noticed that his body was slightly green and that he looked nauseated. "These symptoms…? They seem sorta familiar to me…" she said, scratching her chin.

"I'm sure it does, little one…" The old tree smiled as he turned toward Plum. "The little pink one is going through food poisoning…" he then looked at the Mad Mad Banana from the corner of his eye. "From eating a BAD banana…"

"You're totally right, Mr. Tree!" Plum giggled. "How could I not noticed that before? He does have food poisoning…I feel so silly, my dad's a doctor after all." But, she then sighed. "But…Still…I have nothing with me to treat food poisoning…" Plum then faced the huge tree. "We're still in bit of bind, aren't we?"

"Hm…I wouldn't say so…" The tree then looked closely at Kirby. "Hm…Yes. I think I have what you need to heal the little one's food poisoning." the tree then started shaking the leaves on its head.

Plum watched a red little tomato fall outta the tree's leaves and onto the ground. "Hey…Um…What is this thing…" Plum muttered, while staring at the strange veggie/fruit.

"This is an item for healing…It's a called a Maximum Tomato." the Tree answered back.

"A Tomato?" Plum said, staring strangely at the tree. "Are you sure? I'm not trying to disrespect you or anything, but if he has food poisoning, why would a tomato heal him?"

"Trust me…This is no ordinary tomato." the tree said. "I've heard that this item has to power to heal anything or anyone…There's another item like this out there, but it way more powerful…"

As Plum and the tree talked away, Kirby, who was just regaining consciousness, noticed the Maximum Tomato lying on the ground. "Poyoo…" he muttered, slowly rising to his feet and then sluggishly move over to the tomato. Kirby had finally reached the tomato and then lifted it up.

"I…I'm just not sure that…" Plum then turned and saw that Kirby was holding the tomato. "Wait…NOOO!" But it was too late. Plum watched as Kirby ate the tomato whole, without even thinking about chewing it. "Hey, a-are you okay, little guy?" she muttered as she bent down to Kirby. Kirby then burped all in Plum's face. "Eeeeewwww…I…I guess that's a yes, huh?" Plum said, while holding her nose.

"Pooooyoooo…" Kirby cooed from satisfaction, while rubbing his stomach.

What Plum and the others didn't know was that four set of eyes were watching them and had saw the whole thing. "Eheheh. Daroach will be so happy with us, Squeako, we finally was able to find Kirby and also a new person for him to turn into a Trophy." chortled Squeaka, the female and the brains behind the operation of the Squeaker twins.

"Yeah, totally dude…" laughed Squeako, the male and less intelligent of the Squeaker twins. "But, still. Bummer. Why does she has to be a smoking hot babe, though?" he then sighed. "Life can be so unfair at times…" Oh, yeah. Squeako was also a perverted, son of a bitch.

Squeaka just turned and stared annoyingly at her dim-witted brother. "Can you at least, for once in your life, try to keep your head outta the clouds?" she then walked away from him.

"Bummer…" Squeako sighed.

A/N: Stay tune for Chapter 8: The Squeak Leak