"Hello and welcome to this…. Whatever this is." Kat said, bored.

"Wonderful, now who did the author pick for truth or dares?" Glacier asked.

"Well, just for torture, she chose Cellia." Kat answered as she pouted.

Cellia grinned, "Okay, I have a dare, Splendid, come here.

"No!" Splendid almost screamed.

"If you don't, then I'll do this." Cellia said as she took out a teddy bear and held a knife to it.

"Leave Fluffy out of this!" Splendid yelled, grabbing the bear and hugging it.

"Then come here." She said.

Splendid sighed and walked over to her. She whispered something in his ear and Splendid blushed like crazy. Then Splendid, hesitantly, grabbed Lifty's wrists and kissed him, causing Cellia to squeal. Flippy groaned, Flaky, Petunia, and Giggles just stared, Splendont quickly turned away, Zer0 screamed, and Disco Bear got killed by Stripes for flirting with her.

Splendid pulled away and walked out of the room. Lifty's eye twitched slightly. Kat stood up.

"Well, we have dares." Kat said as she grabbed the letter, feeling the awkwardness in the room. "This is from Stripesthetiger11. Here ya go Shifty."

Wow... that was fast. oh, let Shifty read my dare! *puppy eyes* please! anyways, THE DARES.
Lumpy: beat Sniffles in chess.
Russell: you are my second favorite character so... LET"S GO LOOTING!
Shifty: you need to come along, too.
Lifty: lick the honey of a horse's lips
Giggles: give birth to livestock.
Lumpy: do you still like cheese?
Splendid: go on a date with Stripes.
Flippy and Lifty: learn to fly
Splendid, Cellia, and Splendont: *gasp* you're flying without a flying license. you must go to jail!
Disco Bear: where a pink dress while speaking Spanish in French in German
Stripes: yell at Cellia for being pink, then beat her up
Cellia: let Stripes beat you up or... I WILL END YOU!
Lifty: try to put a pink bow on Stripes *evil laugh*
Flippy and Lifty: do you think i'm evil
Lumpy: cheese.
Lifty: This... is... SPARTA! *kicks him down a bottomless pit*
Petunia: go kitten shopping
Giggles: go shoe shopping and don't buy any shoes
Everyone: how come you don't where shoes?
Kat: are pet OCs allowed in the fanfic?
And that is all. I'll see you soon Lifty... in your nightmares.

Lumpy and Sniffles play chess, Lumpy wins and Sniffles dies.

Russell and Shifty leave.

Lifty is still in shock, so Fang hits on the head with …..Cub. Lifty snaps out of it and does the dare.

*****CENSORED******

Giggles is now holding a baby cow.

"What just happened?" Cuddles asked.

"I don't know." Toothy answered.

Lumpy nods like an idiot.

Splendid and Stripes leave.

"I'll help with this dare!" Cellia yelled as she picked up Flippy and Lifty. She got on the highest point in the room and threw them off. They died.

"Good job…" Glacier said. Cellia smiled.

Shifty, Russell, Stripes and Splendid walk back in.

"No, we got them." Cellia said as she held up a little card. Fang rolled his eyes.

Disco Bear does the dare, and then Kat kills him because she hates him.

"Why do you have to ne Pink?" Stripes asked as she beat up Cellia, killing her.

"Giggles is Pink too, so is Kat!" Cellia pointed out.

Lifty sneaks behind Stripes, but she turned around and snapped his neck.

"That was awesome." Zer0 said happily.

Lifty came back to life and he and Flippy nodded.

Lumpy just gave a "Derp" look.

Lifty dies… again and comes back… again.

"She really doesn't like you." Fang said as Glacier it him in the back of the head. "No derp!"

Petunia and Giggles leave then come back later. Petunia is holding ten kittens and Giggles just sits down.

"'Cause we don't have to." Kat said as random sunglasses appear on her. "And yes, pets are allowed.

"These dares are from Superluckystar." Cellia said as she ripped open the letter.

Lifty : Awww don't worry I love you here is a cookie and a kiss

Flippy : Kiss Flaky come on I know you want to * wink , wink *

Shifty : Stop being so mean to my lifty-wifty ( yes I said it )

Splendid : Now you are powerless muwwwwaahh!

Flaky : You are my favorite girl character ( yes you are a girl you are just a tomboy like me ) here is a new car . Red of corse

Lumpy : * BAM * dead **

Nutty : * hugs untill he explodes *

Lammy : Throw Mr . Pickles away this will save more lives

The Mole : Now I have the power to make you see again . You are not blond anymore

Cub : * scream really loud * you are so cute * hugs him untill his head explodes *

Pop : stop killing Cubby or I will call child survice on you * phone near hand *

Handy : Your a cool dude and for that kiss your girl Petunia on the lips boy ( I'm not a perv )

Cuddles : Be epic and ware a mohawk

Mime : speak boy

"She seems awesome." Kat said happily.

"Thanks!" Lifty said happily.

Flippy tackles Flaky and starts kissing her. (I like that pairing too)

"Uh… okay?" Shifty said.

"NOOO! First I had to kiss Lifty and now this? WHY?" Splendid yelled.

"Cuz." Kat said as the sunglasses showed up again.

"T-thanks." Flaky said as she smiled.

Lumpy and Nutty die.

Lammy throws him out the window.

Mole smiles, then gets stabbed in the eyes with his cane. He dies and when he wakes up he can't see.

Cub dies and comes back.

"Okay." Pop said.

Handy kisses Petunia.

Cuddles gets a Mohawk.

"Hello there." Mime says. Everyone gasps.

"I have another dare." Cellia said happily. All the men mouthed "Oh god". "Lifty, sing "I know where you sleep" to splendid."

I know
The sickening thoughts that slither around your head
I know
The gluttonous guilt that buried me in your bed
Manipulate me if you can
Go on and fool me like your biggest fan

I know
The arrogant pride that poisons the truth you hear
I know
The bigoted tongue that tears away all your fear
Pontificate you faded star
Go on and show me who you really are

You can lie to the papers
You can hide from the press
You can fake it on stage
You can crawl from your cage
You can search and destroy
You can kill and depend on it
I know your tainted flesh
I know your filthy soul
I know each trick you played
Whore you laid
Dream you stole
I know the bed in the room in the wall
In the house where you got what you wanted and ruined it all
I know the secrets that you keep
I know where you sleep

I know
The illness behind the image you create
I know
The tedious need to turn all you love into hate
You poor pathetic paranoid
Is it just me or do you secretly enjoy it?

You can lie to the papers
(You can lie) You can hide from the press
(You can hide) You can fake it on stage
You can crawl from your cage
You can search and destroy
You can kill and depend on it
(Fake, crawl, search, kill)
I know your tainted flesh
(You can't hide)
I know your filthy soul
(You can't hide)
I know each trick you played
(You can fake it if you try) Whore you laid
Dream you stole
I know the bed in the room in the wall
In the house where you got what you wanted and ruined it all
I know the secrets that you keep
I know where you sleep

Sleep
Sleep
Sleep

You play the victim very well
You build yourself indulgent hell
You wanted someone to understand you
Well be careful what you wish for because I do
You've got a fancy turn of phrase
You set your trap
You made your plays
You're so fond of games
You must never lose
Funny how the only one in your bed is you

You can lie to the papers
You can hide from the press
You can lie to the papers
You can hide from the press
(Fake, crawl, search, kill)
You can lie to the papers
You can hide from the press
(Fake, crawl, search, kill)
FAKE, CRAWL, SEARCH, KILL

Oh my god
Oh my god
I touched you
I can never live it down
I can never live it down
God save the queen
I love you
I can never live it down
I can never live it down
Oh, oh
I fucked you
I can never live it down
I can never live it down
I can never live it down

I know the sickening thoughts that slither around your head
I know the gluttonous guilt that buried me in your ...shh!... bed

You can lie to the papers
You can hide from the press
You can fake it on stage
You can run from your cage
You can search and destroy
You can kill and depend on it
I know your tainted flesh
I know your filthy soul
I know each trick you' played
Whore you laid
Dream you stole
I know the bed in the room in the wall
In the house where you got what you wanted and ruined it
I know the bed in the room in the wall
In the house where you got what you wanted and ruined it
I know the bed in the room in the wall
In the house where you got what you wanted and ruined it
I know the secrets that you keep
I know where you sleep

I'm wishing you the best of luck
And by the way
(Your poetry sucks)
I'm wishing you the best of luck
And by the way
(Your poetry sucks)
I'm wishing you the best of luck
And by the way (Your poetry sucks)
I'm wishing you the best of luck
And by the way

Everyone claps.

"Well, that's it, bye!" Kat yells.