"Welcome to another episode of the show doom thing." Kat said as she walked in.
"When can we go home?" Flippy asked.
"Yeah, I'm tired of being tortured." Splendont said tiredly.
"You haven't been tortured!" Splendid yelled as he held Fluffy. "I miss my powers."
"Poor you, I miss my hands." Handy said as he glared.
"Anyway, Shifty is giving dares this episode. Also, We have dares from Superluckystar.
Thanks Kat your awesome too
Your welcome Lifty * mouths ' call me ' *
All right dare time
( Lumpy ) Jump off the tallest building you see
( Flippy , Splendid , Nutty , and The Mole ) give me 1,000 laps around the room NOW!
( Shifty and Splendid ) * smiles sweetly * ooohh I have a very very special dare for you both but not know maybe next time or not I'm like a bomb you never know when I'm going to set off . Sleep with one open eyed boys your going to need * laughs evilly *
"Aww thanks." Kat said happily.
Lumpy jumps off a ten story building, but somehow survives without a scratch.
"That's….strange." Splendont said.
Flippy, Splendid, The Mole and Nutty start doing laps. Splendid and Nutty finish first, then Flippy, then Mole finally finishes after bumping into EVERYTHING.
"I'm scared," Shifty said as he heard the last part. Splendid shivered.
"Next dares are from Stripesthetiger11." Splendont said as he opened the letter, but Kat took it.
YAY! Let's do this. oh yes, I forgot about the pet thing. I want you to add in Nalili. She's a giant light green dragon with blood red eyes. She has telekinesis, fire breathing power, and belongs to Shifty. She's pretty nice. Anyshoe...
Shifty: how do you feel about having Nalili as a pet.
Lifty: I've been so mean to you. i'm sorry. Here is a penny.
Splendid: do you love anyone?
Cuddles: try to kiss... Cellia! random, i know.
Flippy: tie Splendid to a chair made of kriptonut and make him watch... whatever Cellia is watching!
Lifty: fun time's over. watch the TV too.
Shifty: do you hate me for torturing your little bro?
Nalili: babysit Cub *don't worry, she's a good babysitter, despite her size*
Flaky: turn EVIL
Evil: date Evil Flaky
Giggles: I haven't been hating on you lately. Make Sniffles turn you into a hog.
Nalili: roast Giggles and serve her for dinner
Kat: did you like dinner
Petunia: eat mud.
Handy: kill Lifty, Giggles, Petunia, Cellia, Kat, and Flippy and I will give you hands.
Disco Bear: eat rubber.
Kat: who do you hate in the HTF world?
Splendid and Cellia: watch Nyan cat on youtube
Splendid and Cellia: did you like it?
Splendid: watch the ten hour version of Nyan cat
Cellia: do you like it when i torture your cousin?
Splendid: meet Nyan cat in person and keep him/her as a pet.
Splenid: smile.
Stripes: hold Barbie for ransom.
Evil: SAVE BARBIE
Pop: give your son to Shifty.
Shifty: give cub to Lifty
Lifty: give cub to Stripes
Stripes: give cub to Nalili
Tiger General: you suck *kicks hin in the nuts*
AAAAANNND... that's it!
Sweet, we get a dragon on the show!" Kat yelled as Nalili flew in. She landed next to Shifty.
"Hi." She said happily.
"It's awesome!" Shifty said smiling.
"Ummm…thanks?" Lifty said suspiciously.
"Well… if I said who I do, if I do, then the people who don't like that pairing will get mad, so I won't answer." Splendid, curled in a corner, hugging Fluffy.
"Wimp." Splendont mocked.
Cuddles tries to kiss Cellia, but she grabs him and makes him kiss the closest person, who happened to be Toothy.
"MY EYES!" Everyone , even Mole, except Cellia and Kat screamed.
"What happ-" Kat started, then looked up and screamed for a minute.
Flippy ties Splendid and Lifty to chairs and they start watching yoai.
"No, I think it's funny." Shifty answered.
Nalili starts to babysit Cub, because Kat killed Pop for no reason.
"Well I and Evil separated earlier." Flippy pointed out.
Evil Flaky showed up and she and Evil went on a date.
Sniffles turns Giggles into a Hog.
"She could be Truffles' sister!" Kat yelled. Truffles and Giggles glared at her. Then, Fang killed Giggles and she came back as a Chipmunk. Not before Nalili roasted her, though.
"Yes, I did", Kat answered, "mostly because I hate Giggles."
"Why?" Giggles asked.
"Cuz you're a slut." Kat said as the sunglasses showed up yet again.
Petunia ate mud, and then died. She came back.
Handy killed Lifty, Giggles, Petunia, Celli and Kat, but got killed by Flippy and Stripesthetiger11.
"Don't trust a hoe, never trust a hoe, won't trust a hoe, won't trust me." Kat sang when she came back, forgetting where she was.
"Umm… Kat?" Glacier said, shaking her a little as Disco Bear ate rubber.
"Oh yeah, everyone forget I sang that NOW!" Kat yelled.
Splendont rolled his eyes.
"Splendont, I hate him the most." Kat answered quickly.
Cellia squealed and she and Splendid started to watch Nyan Cat. (In other words, she forced him.)
"I loved it!" Cellia yelled.
"I hated it!" Splendid pouted. Shifty snickered.
Splendid was forced to watch the ten hour version and then left for the magical world of…..stuff.
"Yes, I do." Cellia said with a smile.
Splendid came back into the room with Nyan Cat, who was singing. After a few seconds, Evil got annoyed and killed him. (I think Nyan Cat is a boy)
Splendid smiled and Stripes put a gun to Barbie's head.
"NOO! Save me, Ken!" Barbie yelled.
"I'll save you…." Evil said not so excitedly. Evil grabbed Barbie, and then ripped her head off.
Pop gave Cub to Shifty, who gave him Lifty, who gave him to Stripes, who gave him to Nalili.
"Aghh!" Barthelme groaned.
"We have some dares from Xenathealienchick!" Kat said happily.
flippy:go on a date with flaky(btw i am a flippyXflaky fan)
cuddles:sing what i got by sublime pretty please :3
evil flippy:go on Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reallity Climax(its a gameshow from saints row the third also if you dont know what it is look it up on youtube)
Disco Bear:do the bungee wedgie from jackass while listening to the worst singer ever justin beiber()
flaky:listen to bullet by hollywood undead and tell me what you think of it :)
pop:you are a horrible father except in that new christmas episode
here is my oc :)
Name:Raven
Age:16
Gender:female
species:cat
aperence:all white with black tip ears and her tail has a black tip then it goes red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple(they are bright neon)then its just white she wears a black short sleeve shirt with a red skull on it she wears dark blue skinny jeans and black boots
accesories:black fingerless gloves that are about 4 inches away from her elbows
hairstyle:long straight with bangs that cover her left eye but when someone is looking at her it looks like its on the right eye
hair color:all black but her bangs are neon rainbow then the tip is white
Personality:very shy, emo, not shy when angry or with friends, and easily made sad
bio:is always made fun of alot so she cuts herself(hence the gloves) so she is really shy around people because she thinks they will make fun of her an she never really wanted a boyfriend she was always never wanted a boyfriend she just wasnt intrested in relationships or anything and her family abused her into insanity but knows how to control it into using it on enemies and not friends
Fears:she has Gelotophobia(Fear of being laughed at), Dishabiliophobia(Fear of undressing in front of someone), and Merinthophobia(Fear of being bound or tied up)
Weapon(s) of choice:duel katanas and her insainty
Relationship:were she used to live she was made fun of alot but her only friends flaky and flippy(also the only people she knows)
Criminal record(s):went insane and kille her whole family but was innocent because she was abused into insanity
Other:she loves everything about phobias and is very interested in learning about phobias
done hope you can use raven
Flippy and Flaky left and Cuddles stood up to the MIC.
"Early in the morning, risin' to the street
Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet
Got to find a reason, a reason things went wrong
Got to find a reason why my money's all gone
I got a dalmatian, and I can still get high
I can play the guitar like a mother fucking riot
Well, life is too short, so love the one you got
'Cause you might get run over or you might get shot
Never had to battle with no bulletproof vest
Never start static I just get it off my chest
Take a small example, take a tip from me
Take all of your money, give it all to charity
Love is what I got
Within my reach
And the Sublime style's still straight from Long Beach
It all comes back to you, you'll finally get what you deserve
Try and test that you're bound to get served
Love's what I got
Don't start a riot
You'll feel it when the dance gets hot
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
(That's) why I don't cry when my dog runs away
I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay
I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot
Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock
Fuckin' and fightin', it's all the same
Livin' with Louie dog's the only way to stay sane
Let the lovin', let the lovin' come back to me
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I got I got I, got I, got"
Evil left for the game show, killed all the mascots and came back.
Flaky listened to the song.
"That was the happiest suicide song ever, I like it." Flaky said.
"Me too." Kat said.
"Okay." Pop said.
A white cat with black short sleeve shirt with a red skull on it and blue skinny jeans and black boots came in and sat between Flaky and Flippy shyly. Her tail was black tipped, then was red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple (they are bright neon), then white. This is Raven.
"Hi." She said quietly.
"Well, that's it. Now, happy birthday, Invader Kat!" Kat said happily.
"Yep, one year closer to dying, woo." Fang said.
"Shut up!" Glacier yelled as she smacked him in the head.
Splendont threw a piece of cake at Kat's face and she killed him.