"Welcome to yet another episode of this thing." Kat said as she and Glacier played checkers. Glacier won and Kat threw the board at Splendont.

"Why?" He asked as he glared.

"Because I hate you." Kat said as she got up and pulled a letter out of a fortune cookie.

Awesome dragon (forgot her name sorry): go destroy splendid

Flippy: wow you fail: ^|

Flaky:*hugs*Y U so cute? X3

mime: glad you liked it:3

Cuddles: um loose the bunny slippers and take these slippers that look like bear claws and here is a restraining order so you don't have to be around giggles

Giggles: why are you a ** I mean seriously you dated and or swooned over splendid, cuddles, cro -marmot, lumpy, the mole, and even Russell what gives?

Petunia: why is it that you are a ** too you swooned and or dated cro marmot, lumpy, handy, mime, and even disco bear except you sprayed him with mace or something?

Raven: hit giggles in the face

Everybody: GANG UP ON GIGGLES AND DISCO BEAR!

Sniffles: if it makes you feel better here is a box of chocolate covered ants (it's a real thing you can buy candy with bugs in it)

Mole: I give you the powers to see and have X-ray Vision

Splendont: for a guy who is evil you sure are a better superhero: ^/

Kat: here is a nuclear bomb got nuts

and that's all people: 3

Nalili destroyed Splendid easily, because he still doesn't have his powers and he didn't even try to get away and Flippy glared.

"Uh... I don't know..." Flaky tried to answer.

Cuddles took the bunny slippers off and put the new ones on and smiled at the part about the restraining order.

"I'm not a slut!" Giggles yelled.

"You're in denial." Kat argued, "You are a slut.

"I don't think I'm as much as a slut as Giggles." Petunia pointed out.

Raven hit Giggles in the face then sat behind Flippy and Flaky.

"You know, Raven, you seem awesome. We should hang out after this episode." Kat said. "In fact, all of the OC'S seem awesome; all of you are hangin' out with me later."

"O-okay." Raven stuttered as she smiled.

Everyone beat up Giggles and Disco Bear.

Sniffles was about to eat one, then Nutty took them, ate them, then threw up.

"I can see!" Mole said as he looked through the walls.

"Thanks... I guess." Splendont said.

Kat gave Splendont a crazy smile, and then took him, Disco Bear and Lumpy into a room with cameras in it. She dropped the bomb and laughed like a manic as they blew up.

"Now, Cellia, you said you had a surprise, what is it?" Fang asked.

"Well, my friend Bolt moved back to Happy Tree, so I invited him to join us and he said yes!" Cellia said happily.

Then, a Navy-blue Flying squirrel walked in. He had a silver mask, a thunderbolt on his forehead and his stomach, a yellow tail and his stomach and the inside of his ears were black.

"Hey, I'm Bolt, leave me alone." He said as he sat down next to Cellia. She hugged him and giggled.

Kat grinned and, without them seeing, made a heart with her fingers around them.

"We have more dares." Handy said as he tried to pick up the letter, but Lifty got it first.

Me : *sits in a chair near phone then Mea comes in *

Mea : Hey Ashley I got you- what are you doing ?

Me : Waiting for Lifty to call me WHY DOES HE NOT CALL !

Mea : I don't know but is he dating Lulu ( she is just and HTF oc of mine )

Me : I know that but we are just friends right?

Mea : I don't know you kissed him

Me : On the cheek !

Mea : Well ok hey have you seen Splendid I can't find him anywhere

Me : I don't know out or something * laughs evilly *

Mea : Well ok ?

Me : * sigh * Well I have to ruin some people's lives now

Dare time

Lumpy : how did you SURVIVE wait I got it Flipqy ( that's how I call Evil ) kill him with this gun * tosses it to him *

Flippy and Flaky : So how was your date ?

Splendid : I'm not giving you your powers until I say so OK

Truffles and Kat : Do you know The Muffin man

Oh and this is Mea my HTF Oc

Name : Mea

Species : Squirrel

Fur color : Purple

Eye color : Purple

Personality : Mea is very kind . Although she is very clumsy so she falls ALOT which leds to some of her deaths . She
is loud a time bit not all the time . She can be the coolest person to hang out with

Crushes : Splendid . She has had a crush on him for awhile which is why she tries all her might so he could notice her . Splendid being the hopeless idiot he is never notices Mea blushing . She blushes alittle when he is around . Mea tries to confess , but does not have the courage to do so . When Splendid helps Mea he is tring to help her as a friend , but he will get it some I promise

Anything she has on : A purple star necklace and a star
hair clip

I hope you like Mea Kat oh and Happy late birthday :)

* hands Kat a cupcake *

Mea walked in and sat next to Splendid and Bolt. She blushed a little bit.

"We have like 3 OC's that love Splendid, this is gonna be fun." Kat whispered in Glacier's ear, causing her to giggle.

Evil shot Lumpy, but Lumpy survived, somehow.

"It was nice. That is, until some Flippy fan girls tried to kill me." Flaky answered.

"Fine." Splendid mumbled.

"No." Kat and Truffles answered in union. Kat then killed Truffles.

"Thanks." Kat said as she ate the cupcake.

"And now, the author has picked a character to give truth or dares, something she has neglected to do." Kat stated, " It's Splendid's turn.

"Yes! Okay, Lifty, give the Kryptonut to Kat because I know you have it!" Splendid ordered.

"W-what? I d-don't have it!" Lifty stammered, holding a box behind his back. Flippy grabbed it and handed it to Kat who opened it.

"Oooh, pretty." Kat took the green acorn out of the box and held it in front of her face.

"Put it back." Splendid demanded, hiding behind Cellia and Bolt.

"Fine, Mr. Killjoy." Kat mumbled as she put it back in the box and put it in a secret panel under the floor.

"Good…. I can't think of anything else." Splendid said as he sat down.

"Kat, what are you doing?" Evil asked as he looked over to her. She was holding the Kryptonut again.

"So shiny." She giggled.

"Is she okay?" Toothy asked.

"No." Fang answered.

"Well… that's it… I guess. By-"Bolt started to say, but Kat pushed him over.

"Wait! I have an announcement! The author has decided to make this a crossover with the internet comic, Homestuck! She has recently fallen in love with it.. So, you can now dare the trolls, humans, Lusus', and ancestors!" Kat yelled happily.

Suddenly, the characters from Homestuck were teleported in the room.

"Where are we?" John asked.

"Oh no, more aliens." Rose groaned.

Kat ran up and hugged all of them.

"Uh.. Thanks?" John said awkwardly.

"This is ironic." Dave stated as he pushed her off.

"Well hello there~" Eridan cooed as he hugged back, but Kat punched him.

"You may be my patron troll, but no," Kat huffed.

"Weird animals." John stated.

"Alright, because it would be out of character for them not to swear, but the author doesn't like saying them, all swear will be bleeped." Kat stated.

"You're a bi***" Fang growled.

"You're a strange group of mother fu****s"Gamzee stated, eating a Sopor pie.

Tavros cringed, "What, uhh, are we doing here?"

"Your gonna play truth or dare with us." Kat said happily. "Bye!"

A/N: I don't own Homestuck. Also, don't send in any more OC's.