I do not own anything. This story contains mentions of domestic abuse and man whoriness (if you couldn't tell by the title). You have been warned. I hope you enjoy this story!
Sasori smirks at Deidara's sleeping form, then shifts closer and pokes him.
"What d'you want, un?"
Deidara's speech is slurred, and his smirk grows as he rolls on top of the younger boy.
"You."
Deidara's eyes drift open, grey-blue meeting copper-brown.
"I'm here, what more do you want?"
"You know what I mean."
"Says who?"
"You've got that look in your eyes."
"What look? The 'I'm tired and want to sleep, un' look?"
"No, the 'I'm going to pretend not to know what Sasori is talking about to piss him off' look."
"Oh, that look."
Deidara frowns, somewhat upset that his evilness has been thwarted, and Sasori laughs.
"Are you going to give me what I want?"
"May-be, un."
"Are you trying to torture me?"
"May-be, un."
"Are you just going to repeat that over and over until I become so frustrated I forget what we were talking about in the first place?"
"May-be, un."
"Brat."
"Danna."
"Ah, so you aren't a parrot!"
"Course not. Parrots are annoying, un."
"You can be annoying too."
"And you can be insufferable."
"You really like that word, don't you?"
"It's a good word, especially when it comes to describing you."
"Ouch. That hurts."
"Not as much as my ribs."
"Huh?"
"You're crushing me, un."
"Shit! Sorry."
Sasori pushes himself back on his knees so he's still hovering over Deidara, just now he isn't touching him.
"Thank you."
"What were we talking about?"
"I don't know."
"I was right! You are trying to distract me!"
"May-be, un."
"Aw, not this again!"
"But it's fun to frustrate you!"
"You know what else is fun?"
"What?"
"You know what."
"For the last time, Danna, I'm not going to play Uno with you!"
Yes, I am evil. I torture you with overly short chapters filled with innuendos, muahaha. But despair not! Because I'm going to give you pervy people a lemon…If you're good. Muahaha. Though it will take a while, as I have never written a lemon before, so I have to…Research it. Yeah, it's just research, I'm not a pervert. Yeah, but anyhow. Sorry it's so short! But I hope you enjoyed it despite its shortness.