Have you ever noticed that in shows the fat guys are all either the sidekick and comic relief or the villain and comic relief? Canada diiiid~
"I'm sorry Alfred but statistics are against you, your the sidekick and I'm the Hero." Matthew said calmly holding in his laughter at the older nations face with a practiced ease.
Alfred sputtered indignantly at his brother unable to form any understandable words. Shocked that his brother had dared to insinuate in any way that he Alfred Fucking Jones the HERO was not a hero but a sidekick instead.
"Look at it logically Alfred," Matthew continued gleefully. "When ever their is a partnership of Superhero and Sidekick the fatter one is always the sidekick. You understand now."
"I am Not fat!" Alfred squawked indignantly, but before he had a chance to continue Matthew cut in smoothly.
"Hmmm your right, your more chubby then out right fat. But still bigger then me so still sidekick."
Alfred's lip began to tremble and his eyes grew bright with tears and Matthew all most lost his composure and burst into laughter but he bit his tongue and held it in.
"I AM NOT FAT!" Alfred finally yelled before turning on his heel and running down the hall away from his little brother and ex sidekick!
"Stupid Matthew" Alfred muttered kicking the ground. Well he'd just find a new sidekick! Show that little stick boy! And this time he'd find the perfect sidekick one who wouldn't yell at him and call him stupid and fat and would make him cry, one who was so fat that they'd never get any ideas about who should and should not be the hero. But where would he find such a person. It was then that his eyes alighted on the perfect candidate.
When Matthew heard Russia had beat up Alfred after the idiot had told him he should be his side kick because he was fat he all most felt bad, all most but then he decided that if Alfred was dumb enough to say that to the large Russians face well then he deserved what he got.