Paraphrase

by DotTheAmazing

Romeo and Juliet, paraphrased. In my cracky way. But all sticking to the plot! T for the events of the play, such as death, sex, all the normal things in Shakespeare. Tell me if I make a mistake, so I may fix it ASAP!

2. Act One, Scene Two

Next chappie already! Woot! This is Act One, Scene Two! Enjoy! Me no owny.

Paris, random rich boy, is wondering why he can't marry Juliet. After all, she's already 13! Almost 14! She'll be old soon! Mr. Capulet says no, she should be older first. Then some stupid dude approaches Romeo and his biffles Benvolio and Mercutio, and asks them to read the names on a list of people invited to a Capulet party. He says they can come, if they aren't Montagues. And Romeo is all like- "ZOMG! Rosalind is going!", so his biffles decide to crash the party with him and take his mind off Rosalind, who hates him. Ah, unrequited love. The moral of the story!

WOOT! Two chappies in ten minutes! But hey, they ARE short. But true! I will keep going! Trying to finish Act One before ten!