Paraphrase

by DotTheAmazing

Romeo and Juliet, paraphrased. In my cracky way. But all sticking to the plot! T for the events of the play, such as death, sex, all the normal things in Shakespeare. Tell me if I make a mistake, so I may fix it ASAP!

4. Act One, Scene Four

EVEN MORE! An average of ten minutes a chapter, now. I still am not Shakespeare. Do I look like Shakespeare? Do I flirt with women from Freedonia like Shakespeare? ME NO OWN SEASON THREE ME WANTS SO BAD I CRY... KNOWS WHAT THAT IS OR I CURSE YOU! I CURSE YOU FOREVER!

Short and pointless. Romeo has a bad dream that he's doomed, but everyone ignores it, because genre-savviness hasn't been invented yet, sillies! Mercutio goes insane ranting about Queen Mab, and they all hike off to crash the party.

Thanks to Sailor Dreamer95, for noting my mistake! Mercutio rants on Queen Mab, not Benvolio. Has been fixed

Please note I am high. I can write normally, but this is my summer present to me- a break from sanity and reason. And now I shamelessly promote my work. Sorry. You may skip this.

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