ZOMG MORENESS! If all the stories I liked were updated this fast, I would be happyful! And, do I look over 500 years old? I don't. So, I'm not Shakespeare!
Random servants complain that their life sucks. Mr. Capulet brags about how awesome he is. Tybalt goes ballistic and is ready to go onto the dance floor and kill Romeo, but Capulet stops him. Romeo sees Juliet, and then goes OMG THAT GIRL IS MEGA SUPER AWESOME HOT I LOVE HER SO MUCH WHAT'S HER NAME? They randomly make out twice, then find out each others' names. From other people. And the scene/act ends.
Sill high! This is a funny chapter. Seriously, I think I've been doing this right. If you read Romeo and Juliet, this is what happened! Just not said as lewdly.