Paraphrase

by DotTheAmazing

Romeo and Juliet, paraphrased. In my cracky way. But all sticking to the plot! T for the events of the play, such as death, sex, all the normal things in Shakespeare. Tell me if I make a mistake, so I may fix it ASAP!

6. Act Two, Scene One

And again! Less than five minutes to write, because the scene is only 42 lines. I'm not old and balding. I'm not Shakespeare. I'm not a sex god. I'm not- wait, what was that last one?

Romeo breaks into the Capulet's grounds. Then, Benvolio and Mercutio talk about how stupid he is, and how sexy Rosalind is. Then they go home.

And the crack continues! Romeo has, like, two lines, then hops the fence into the Capulets' place. Then Benvolio and Mercutio have 40 lines, and leave. Short!