My favorite scene, IRL! Though, will not be the best to write... That'll be 5-3! Note: Am I a dude? No. That should solidify it. Wait- maybe it doesn't...
Romeo, in the Capulets' garden, spies on Juliet and pervs on her. Then, she confesses her love to a tree. She loves Romeo, and she's telling the tree. Just to clarify. She says the fifty most cliched lines ever, and he reveals himself as a stalker! And she decides they should get married! YAAY! But wait, Juliet- Didn't you meet him only two hours ago? And you say yourself, he hasn't said more than 100 words to you! But sure, why not! 13 is just fine to get hitched to men your parents despise, but not a guy your parents respect and approve of. Remember that, little girls! Juliet tells Romeo he should go away before they get caught, and she'll send a secret messenger at nine tomorrow. Lovey-dovey goodbye, then Romeo finally leaves. Perverted jerk.
Wow... Long scene! I almost didn't put in enough crack, because I love this scene so much! But it shall be done, for the sake of Crackness!