BewilderedLoca

*comes back from Attorney's office* Okay, I don't have any gain from IY nor do I know the ideal behind Thanksgiving... with it's evil defiled ways... *officer pulls up legal papers* Yup! I know nothing! not a ting at all!! *laughs like a sick maniac*

Naraku; And people think, I'M creepy... *shudders*

Kikyou; Well in a way you are. Especially with what you did in the next chapter.

Naraku; What about it?

Kikyou; You scared away the neighbors!

Naraku; WELL, maybe next time, they should mind their own business and pretend they never saw a *gets tackled a mob of penguins*AHHHHH!!!

Kikyou; What the hell!?

Hakudoshi; There they are! *runs towards the army of penguins* Daddy's very mad you! ALL of YOU! Now, *snaps fingers* Let's go kill some Wendy's employers! I want my 12 oz. frosties!! *marches off*

Kikyou; *holds head and walks away* I'm starting to see things...

"So what's wrong with Thanksgiving?" Bankotsu asked, ignoring Kouga and InuYasha arguing and Miroku whining.

"It's a terrible blood thirsty holiday." Sesshoumaru frowned.

"You feel bad for the turkeys?"

"No. Don't you know the real story behind Thanksgiving?" he asked them and they stood quiet. "Don't tell me... you don't know, none of you?"

"Never paid attention in class." Hiten quipped while Bankotsu nodded in agreement.

"Same here."

"I think it had something to do with the Vikings?" InuYasha wondered while Kouga scofffed. "They were Pilgrims, you idiot. Pilgrims."

"Okay Kouga, seemingly you're the only one who could identify the right group of people so far... what did the pilgrims do?" Sesshoumaru asked.

"They took over the land my great great great grandfather owned!!" he shouted as Sesshoumaru covered his face, "Wrong."

"How am I wrong? The Pilgrims and Puritans murder the Native Americans and my ancestors then took advantage of them!

"LIES!! My mom told me they were friends!" InuYasha said while Kouga and Sesshoumaru stared as if he started growing another head.

"I'm going to use the bathroom." Miroku excused himself before leaving Inuyasha by himself in the living room with the guys.

"Well you're mother is either stupid or straight up lied to you. They weren't friends." Kouga said as Sesshoumaru rubbed his temples.

"Explain yourself then." InuYasha crossed his arms.

"Look InuYasha, The Pilgrims came uninvited to America due to the restriction of freedom they had in Europe. They came with nothing and not enough resources so they were starving to death and the Native Americans decided to help them out figuring it be a nice thing to do. So they taught them how to get food, plant crops and how to survive in the New Worlds then they all have a great big feast to celebrate the harvest and everything as such."

All boys listened intently as he continued on with story, "Next thing you know, the Pilgrims and Puritans began to find them inferior and killed them, commiting genocide with each and almost every tribe until a huge majority of them were gone. They killed children, women and elderly people until there was no one left. So in honesties here, we're celebrating the day when we took advantage of the Native Americans and killed their people for their lands and resources. That's what Thanksgiving is about."

"But what about the turkeys and the happiness and unity of the Native Americans and Pilgrims they have on almost every store?" Bankotsu asked.

"Those are propganda for the holiday season. That's why the Turkey farms and Hallmark Thanksgiving greeting cards, get an increase in their profits and gain more bang for their buck within every passing year."

"Wow, Sesshoumaru... ruin my 20th Thanksgiving. Thanks alot you bung hole." Bankotsu quipped before getting up.

"Well that's not..." Hiten frowned, "polite."

Kouga stood up, "Well, My ancestors deserved to earn their values and precious treasures back!" he proclaimed before grabbing his jacket.

"Kouga wait! Where you going!? The food's almost done!" Bankotsu called after him from the kitchen.

"Out! I know my rights!" Kouga ignored him and walked out the door, shutting it with a slight loud slam.

InuYasha looked back and did a double take, "Wait! How come he's allowed back there and I'm not!?" InuYasha yelled from his seat.

"Where do you think he's going?" Hiten asked while Sesshoumaru shrugged; ignoring InuYasha again.

"He'll probably make a fool out of himself in front of the channel 11 news." he answered as Bankotsu made his way back with a plate of cheesecake.

"Who gave you that cheesecake?!" InuYasha frowned, "I WANT SOME!!" he got up and ran to the kitchen again.

"Abi gave it to me." Bankotsu said before eating the sweet dish.

Hiten gasped, "How come she gave you one and not ME!?"

"Because she says I'm cuter and I behaved better on my way over here."

"You threw a brick into a car window and almost set a squirrel on fire and I'm still labeled as misbehaving?!" Hiten argued.

"InuYasha, get out of the kitchen!" Ayame yelled. "You'll ruin the pumpkin pie I just made!!"

"Pretty much... yea." Bankotsu nodded before Hiten lounged himself at him. "MINE!! MY DESSERT!! MINE!!"

"Whew, that took awhile." Miroku sighed before taking a seat by Sesshoumaru again.

"InuYasha, dont you dare touch the chocolate chip cookies!!" Abi shouted as Hiten frozed as he stood up straight.

"Chocolate chip cookies?!" Hiten got up and dashed for the kitchen. Sesshoumaru and Miroku sighed as they heard crashing from the living room.

"HITEN DON'T YOU DARE!! STAY BACK!" Abi snapped. "STEP AWAY FROM THE COOKIES!!"

"Hiten, be careful with that!" Kikyou reprimanded, "You can hurt somebody with that!"

"HITEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE KITCHEN!! GET OUT NOW!!" Kagura screamed as Hiten growled.

"I just wanted some cookies!!" Hiten hissed.

"Yeah me too!! Bankotsu has something and we don't!" InuYasha said as Kagome groaned. "That's not fair!"

"FINE!! There! There's your cookies!" Kagome pushed them out with a plate of cookies before going back inside. "Now GET OUT!!"

"FINALLY I'M NOTICED!!"

"OH PUT A SOCK IN IT!!" Kagura seethed.

"Why don't you put a sock in it, KAGURA!!?" Hiten snapped back before taking a bite out of the cookies. He spat them back out and threw the rest on the floor and stomped on them. "THESE ARE SUGAR COOKIES!! I HATE SUGAR COOKIES!!"

"WHY DOES MINE TASTE LIKE COFFEE BEANS AND RUBBER BANDS!?" InuYasha spat his out as well before gagging. "I COULD'VE DIED!!"

"How do I end up in places like these?" Sesshoumaru asked himself before pinching the bridge of his nose. "Next time, the girls are going by themselves."