Everything was so boring around here. But since Mr Will arrived, it's felt like sunshine all round! If only I could take him - and his huge, strong muscles - to the Golden Land!
But he has to submit to you first.
Of course he will, Master! After all, I'm as cute as rainbow unicorns sprouting from the sun! I can even make that happen! I can grant any wish for him! Chocolate covered cupcakes on a quiet afternoon, or - or - cheddar pizza -
Some people desire truth more than anything else.
But I'm cute right? How did that go...here - nipah! See? I can nipah!
You're really annoying. But that's not the point of this letter. I've just come to express my disappointment that not many people are bothering to figure my mystery out. What, is it boring or something?
But Master, it's not some mystery novel! It's a Golden -
The other alternative, is that you think the mystery is simply too hard. I'd prefer to believe that. Ah, humans are really pathetic creatures, you know...? They're so annoying.
Whaat? Master, how could you say such things -
Not as annoying as you, though. Get out.
Come on, Master, don't be so meeeeaaaaannn...
...
There. She's gone.
Annoying little brat, isn't she?
She reminds me of Lambdadelta.
But the difference between her and -
Never mind. I digress.
The mystery seems to be a bit too hard for some of you to figure out (or too boring - what a waste), so I'll be a bit more merciful. I'll give you three more red stakes.
Here's the first one: There is only one main culprit for this game.
Second: There are no more than three killers.
Third: There is only one accomplice.
That should narrow it down for you. If you still can't form a theory, well, then, I really, truly give up on you people this time, you know...?
Don't take my stakes lightly. It's rare that I hand out free weapons. The Blue Witch is a hard opponent to beat, after all, but I'm sure some of you can do it.
Stab her. Tear her guts out. Blow out her brains. I'll be looking forward to seeing the expression on her face as you work the stakes down her throat. I really do hate that little brat.
I'm sure Will does too. Alright, I think that's all for now. Use the stakes wisely. I'll be resuming the game shortly.