BewilderedLoca

Okay folks, being that Thanksgiving is over, this story will be late due to the fact I like a challenge and I started this last week so yeah... I don't care because I knew the story wouldn't be done in on time but yeah. Just the fact that I tried and did it anyway was awesome!

So yeah. It's about to come to an end.

Hiten; Thank God.

Bankotsu; Hey! Wasn't he *points at Kouga* suppose to be on the news?!

Ummm... yeah. You'll see him later on once the final chapter is done.

Bankotsu; But how come he's here right now? Shouldn't he make himself look like a fool!

Kouga; But I already did. I got caught up by *spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler* Thus, I smelt food and I came back home :D

Bankotsu; Oh... but wouldn't *spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler* come back for us?

Kouga; Possibly.

Renkotsu; Oh Gods, we're fucked.

Bwhahahahahahahaha! Enjoy :D

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Naraku, Renkotsu and Suikotsu were not one happy flock of sheep as they sat down on the large dining room table with scowls marred on their faces as they were the center of attention for the guys smart remarks and the girl's hinting teases. "Maybe we should ask Naraku, how much money we could save for a pack of suckers." InuYasha snickered as Naraku glared. "Just you wait, you living abomination of-"

Kikyou slapped his arm with a spoon, "You shut up and InuYasha you, stop picking on him."

"But he-" he stopped when he stare Kikyou's glare hardened. "Okay..." he frowned and played with his fork while Hiten scoffed.

"Now what?" Kohaku wondered aloud before Souten made a suggestion, "A TOAST!"

"No. That's gay." Hiten snorted before Abi glowered at him.

"Don't be such grouch, Hiten." Ayame pouted before lifting an empty glass bottle. "I think it's a good idea."

"Really then where's the wine?"

"I dunno." she shrugged while Kagura snarled, "What are you talking about? I just stole a box of wine not too long ago!"

"KAGURA!!" Kikyou called out.

Bankotsu frowned, "Kagura, we were supposed to stay shut about that."

"Oh well! It's all out in the open now!" she snapped before crossing her arms.

"Okay, if she stole all that wine then where's could have most of it gone off too?" Kagome pointed out before hearing loud giggles. Everyone looked around to see where it was coming from, only to be surprised it came from two individuals; Sesshoumaru and Miroku

"I've got lovely bunch of coconuts.... dingo bat." Miroku sang as a drunken Sesshoumaru cut him off.

"No no, that isn't how it's supposed to go." Sesshoumaru slurred before Miroku gave him a dazed confused look.

"It's not?" he said before Sango gasped, "You really are drunk aren't you!?"

"Huh... OWW. Not too loud Sango, m'deeeearrrr." Miroku slurred before leaning on her. "My mind tastes funny... like it's been abused."

"How on earth can you brain have the five- never mind. I don't want know." Sango covered her face before trying to sit him up right.

"No..." Sesshoumaru responded awhile later before Kikyou was staring incredously at him. "The song's suppose to go like this, I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts there they are standing in a row, big ones small ones some as big as your head..."

"Sesshoumaru?" Kikyou called out while snapping her fingers.

Sesshoumaru ignored her and kept on singing the merry tune, "Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, that's wut the show man said now that I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts."

"Sesshoumaru." Kikyou repeated again as he stood up

"Everybody knows they'll make me rich." he sang out loud before collapsing back on the chair and leaned his entire weight on Kikyou's lap and on InuYasha lap as well. He stared up at InuYasha with a dazed look and grinned, "Hi mommy. Do you love me? I love you."

"C'mon Sesshoumaru get a grip!" InuYasha barked before pushing his head off his lap. "INUYASHA!!" Kikyou scolded him, catching Sesshoumaru from falling completely to the ground.

"What are you trying to accomplish?! Your brother's drunk!" she scolded him while he frowned at pointed at him.

"He started it."

"Way to go, InuYasha play the reverse role on your brother." Renkotsu rolled his eyes while drinking his Sprite. "Man, this soda's flat."

"Sesshoumaru, c'mon get up on the chair... No don't sit that way, close your legs. Stop acting like slut, sit up straight." Kikyou instructed him while Sesshoumaru pushed her sleeve off and smirked. "Sesshoumaru stop. Now is not the time to do this."

"But I wanna make you feel pretty." he commented before slouching at her side. Kikyou sighed in frustration, "You know what, I'll leave you there. Just don't touch anything."

"Okay honey." he hiccupped before nuzzling his head on her shoulder. "You're warm."

Some of the children came in and sat at the only available seats left. "The cable's out." Shippou said as Bankotsu chuckled.

"Who needs cable? These two are more entertaining." He nodded his at both Miroku and Sesshoumaru. "Sesshoumaru's being a sleaze and Miroku's dumb as fuck."

"Hey! I heard that!" Miroku shouted from the opposite side of the table. "D-Don't make f-fun of of him or mee li-like that! He n-neveerr did anything to you!"

"I could give you an encyclopedia." Kouga commented before waving his hand. "I'm hungry, when are we gonna eat?"

"Well soon-" Kagome started before Miroku cut her off. "Hey Sango what's this?" he asked lifting up a fork.

Sango looked at him and remembered the effects of alcohol influencing him, to be this clueless. "That's a fork."

"What's this?" he asked, lifting up a knife.

"That's a knife." she groaned.

"What does it do?"

"What do you 'what does it do'? What does it look like it can do?!" Sango asked.

Miroku shrugged, "Fight off pirates and aliens."

"Pirates?" Sango arched a brow. "What on EARTH is wrong with you?" Miroku blanked out.

"General Ulysses Grant, is that you?" Miroku asked looking past Sango, staring straight at Suikotsu. "Ummm...? Maybe."

Miroku wobbled a bit to stand up as he saluted. "Sir! The enemy is attacking one of our main forts. I suggest we call the militia!"

"Oh boy. Study The Civil War much, Miroku?" Hiten groaned before he got and walked over, slinging his arm over his shoulder.

"But sir! We must go fight and send for our soldiers now before the South attack our precious strong holds!" Miroku pleaded while Hiten stared at him for awhile before nodding his head.

"We survived the long war Miroku. The South surrendered and we won. Now it's time for you rest your... wounds, solider." Hiten blinked before walking Miroku to the living room.

"It was a good fight, sir." Miroku muttered before dropping his head down, blanking out completely.

"Okay... that's one nut out of the way." Bankotsu said before looking over at Sesshoumaru. "Now for him."

Sesshoumaru was quietly sitting in his seat, leaning against Kikyou for support, being a good boy as far as she was concerned... that was until he got distracted and wrecked his little 'good boy' act. "Hey look!" Sesshoumaru swiped a wine glass that was set out on the table and drew a face on it with a marker he found earlier. "I has a new friend."

"That sentence is improper." Naraku grinned, watching the older pompous dog brother make himself look like an idiot; for once. Now he had something concrete to annoy him about.

"His name is Fred Wilson. I shall call him Freddy, because his name is too long." Sesshoumaru stated, showing everyone his new 'friend'. "Freddy, Freddy."

"This can't get any better!" Bankotsu laughed as Hiten started tearing, "Where's the camera when you need one!?"

"Freddy meet my younger half brother InuYasha, my adopted daughter Rin and the current love of my life, Kikyou. Guys say hi to him. Freddy already said hi to you." The three stared at him and looked at 'Freddy' nervously.

"Sesshoumaru, you're scaring me." InuYasha said, lowing his arm down. "I'm actually worried about you."

"Why? Freddy's a nice guy!" Sesshoumaru frowned, "Tell him Freddy!" he lifted the glass in his face again as InuYasha stared at the glass and then at Sesshoumaru worried.

"Freddy's a fine man of stature. He works at Wendy's and fights crime at night! Tell him Freddy!"

"I'm taking Sesshoumaru doesn't have much tolerance for liquor, now does he?" Abi asked as Suikotsu shook his head. "I don't think so."

"What are you talking about? He's a good drinking buddy!" Renkotsu defended him as Bankotsu looked at him. "How would you know?"

"Who do you think I see most of the time when I go out for milk?" Renkotsu groaned as Bankotsu gasped.

"But I thought you went out for milk!" Renkotsu gave him a weird look and stared over at Kagura. "How do you-"

"I manage... Let's just leave it at that." Kagura said, covering her face.

"Say Kagura... what type of wine did he drink?" Kikyou asked, holding Sesshoumaru as he struggled to free himself.

Kagura blinked before picking up a discarded bottle. "Wine? Wait, Bankotsu you took the wrong box! This is sparkling apple cinder! Not wine!"

"Oh no..." Kikyou groaned before Sesshoumaru started to kick.

"HEY KIKYOU, LET ME GO!!" he yelled, "KOUGA AND INUYASHA ARE PLANNING TO KILL FREDDY!! I HAVE TO GO SAVE HIM!!"

"Why what's wrong with cinder?" Ayame asked as Kikyou blew one stray bang out of the way. "He's get too out of control."

"I couldn't tell." Hakudoshi said as she added, "It's different when he drinks in private though... Sesshoumaru stop moving around so much!"

"INUYASHA GIVE HIM BACK!"

"No Sesshoumaru, it's for your own good!" InuYasha shouted while trying to wrangle his arm free and toss 'Freddy' to Kouga.

"Besides, Freddy has... leukemia!" Kouga lied. "It's his time to go."

"Freddy's doesn't have leukemia, you dumb lying wolf!" Sesshoumaru snapped before Kikyou's grip loosened and launched himself at Kouga, causing Freddy to land on Renkotsu's lap.

"Oh crap." Renkotsu said before Sesshoumaru looked up and jumped on Renkotsu. "GIVE FREDDY BACK!!"

'Freddy' then flew over to Ayame's plate, she then tossed it to Abi, then at Naraku. It started to become a game of 'hop potato' until Hiten came back from the living room. "Okay, that's for Miroku... WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!?" he exclaimed as he saw 'Freddy' being tossed around and Sesshoumaru jumping on the wrong person. "I leave you guys for one minute and the dining room looks like a car ran through here!"

"Hiten catch Freddy!!" Kouga shouted while he, InuYasha, Bankotsu tried to pin Sesshoumaru down.

"Freddy?! Who the hell is Freddy?!"

"The wine glass with a happy face on it!" Kohaku hollered as Hiten arched a brow. "What the HELL is going HERE!?"

"HITEN, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KILL FREDDY!!" Abi shouted, her clothes were roughed up, wet with water.

"Who on earth is FREDDY!?!" he shouted as Souten pointed at the wine glass.

"HIM! NOW GET RID OF HIM!!" she shouted before Hiten made his way over and picked up the glass.

"What the hell?" he muttered as he heard everyone scream his name.

"KILL HIM!!" Everyone shouted until Sesshoumaru tried to push the guys off of him. "NOO!!"

"Alright alright already. I don't see what the big deal is..." Hiten said before smashing the glass against the door.

"NOOOOOOO!! FREDDY!!" Sesshoumaru screamed while Hiten walked over to him. Everyone sighed in relief as Hiten blinked, the girls were disheveled, their hair was messed up and tousled as the guys had gravy and other remains of stains on their shirts. "Freddy..." Sesshoumaru whined.

"Get a grip on yourself, why don't you." Hiten told Sesshoumaru as he stared at the remains of 'Freddy'.

"You killed him..." he looked up at Hiten with puppy eyes. "Why did you kill my friend? He didn't do anything wrong..."

"I'll handle this one." Naraku said as he lightly pushed Hiten away, "He was sent from the enemy, to attack us and kill Kikyou."

"How did I get in this mess!?" Kikyou hissed as Naraku waved her harshly, "They wanted to take away everything precious to you. They wanted to take Kikyou and InuYasha along with little Rin. Sell them into drug trafficking so they could sell their bodies for drug uses."

"Oh... well then that's okay then." Sesshoumaru said.

"How many drug trafficking documentaries have you guys watch?" Abi asked Kagura as she shrugged.

"We were bored after fighting about Scrabble." Bankotsu explained, "You'd be surprised what type of stuff they have on HBO."

"I understand why you mention them in it," InuYasha asked pointing at both Kikyou and Rin, who glared at him. "-but why me?"

"Ever heard of homo thugs, InuYasha?" Rin hissed before Kikyou slugged him in the face, knocking him out cold.

"INUYASHA!!" Kagome called out, sitting by his side. "Why did you do that, Kikyou?"

"Hey, turnabout is fair play!" Kikyou scoffed before dragging Sesshoumaru off to the living room. "A little help here?" Kouga and Renkotsu then went off to assist her.

"What do we do now?" Shippou asked as Kagome frowned, "Clean up what we can then eat."

"Finally. Because so far, all I see if house duty." Hiten groaned. "Hiten help me out here, Hiten do this that. It's as if I'm doing all the work here!"

Abi frowned and stared at him long and hard. "Hiten babe... shut up."