Bewilderedloca
Finally, the final chapter of the multi-chaptered holiday special!! Whooooo! But I still don't own the IY characters... WAAAAAAHHHH!! *runs off and cries in corner*
InuYasha; Ummm, Is Sesshoumaru and Miroku still in their happy place?
Sesshoumaru & Miroku; *sings while lying on couch* In the Jungle, the mighty Jungle, the husband rapes the wiiife!!
InuYasha; Forget anything I just said. *walks off and bangs head against wall* Why is it my group of 'friend's' are weirder than theirs? *points at Kouga, Hiten and Bankotsu* Why Why WHY?!
Bankotsu; Ooh, he made a dent *stares at wall once InuYasha ran off*
Hiten; Y'know, this wall looks very familiar...
Kouga; I think it used to be the wall in your room .__.
Hiten; Is it? *stares* ... It is my WALL! HOW ON EARTH DID MY WALL GET HERE?!?
Don't get mad at me. InuYasha was the one who damaged it o.o *watches Hiten chase off after InuYasha*
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After cleaning the mess, Sesshoumaru and Miroku made a few hours prior, the table was remade and luckily the food was hardly touched to tamper with. It remained in it's good shape while the table cover and setting was destroyed. The two drunkards responsible for the mess were asleep or resting on the living room couch as both Sango and Kikyou kept them occupied, if they awoke or tried to cause mayhem then they did before... like before.
"Seems as if those drunkards are calmed down." Hakudoshi remarked as Hiten shrugged. "For now."
"This will be one Thanksgiving I'll never forget." InuYasha moaned as Bankotsu frowned.
"Can't believe you made us clean up your mess." Bankotsu sneered.
"What are you talking about 'our mess'? This is Sesshoumaru's and Miroku's fault. Not mine." InuYasha said.
"Yeah, but Miroku's your friend and Sesshoumaru is your brother." Bankotsu rolled his eyes.
"Half." InuYasha corrected.
"Whatever. They're still in you're group. Hiten and Kouga are in mines." Bankotsu huffed while Kagome caught Kouga trying to take a piece of food.
"NO! Bad Kouga!" She scolded him while he rubbed his hand. "Ouch."
"I'm hungry." Hiten said, ignoring what happened to Kouga and got swatted away with a large tong. "OWW!!"
"Don't touch the food with your filthy hands!" Abi reprimanded him before he pouted.
"Oh so my hand are infected now? Hey Bankotsu, you have AIDS now." he said, tapping Bankotsu on his arm.
He gasped, "Oh noes, what will I do?" he tapped Kagura. "Sorry babe. Should've gotten yourself tested." he grinned before Kagura scowled.
"I'll get Jakotsu..." she threatened while Bankotsu frowned, "No don't do that. He'll get mad me that I ruined his spa treatment."
"Are you gonna behave?" she said as Bankotsu nodded. "Yes. I'll be a good boy." Hakudoshi smirk and made a whipping sound.
"But can I kill him first?" Bankotsu glared at the younger boy as Ayame pouted.
"Ummm, so how are we going to do this?" she asked, talking to Kagome mainly. "Should we say grace or something?"
"No. I say we dig in now." Kouga stated, reaching in to touch the pork shoulder again, only to be swatted again, if not harder. "OWW!!"
"No touchy." Kagome waggled her finger as Kouga frowned and pointed an accusing finger at her.
"Ayame... she hit me. Aren't you gonna do anything about it?" he whimpered, giving her puppy eyes as Ayame gave him a flat look.
"No. If anything you deserve it." she told him.
"But she...-fine." Kouga sulked and crossed his arms. "So, should we serve Sesshoumaru and Miroku first?"
"I say, they should wait like the rest of us. Miroku and Sesshoumaru don't deserve any special treatment. Just cause they're drunk and weak has NOTHING to do with us." Hiten crossed his arms.
"Yeah it's not our fault they drunk themselves past their limits!" Kouga added.
"Technically it is, if you guys think about it..." Suikotsu brought up and Bankotsu shook his head.
"Nope. Those two did it to themselves." Bankotsu said before adding, "They know it's either me, Kouga or Hiten that makes a fool out of ourselves on holidays and drink out of our limits! Not them!"
"You guys do that on a normal everyday basis. There's nothing special about what you do." Kagura chided as Bankotsu frowned.
"Who's side are you on?" he asked while Kagura shrugged, "I'm playing neutral."
"Why don't we just say Grace and get it over with?" Abi shrugged.
"Because it'll be gay!" Hiten exclaimed before Abi glared at him again. "Fine go ahead. Do what you want. It's not as if I get for it."
Abi sighed and pinch the spot between her nose. "Hiten, we'll go over this when we get home... So who wants to start?"
"I'm thankful to eat and sleep at my house everyday." InuYasha started. "Now can I eat?"
"NO!" everyone shouted as InuYasha cringed, "Alrighty then." he grumbled.
"I'm thankful for having a roof over my head and food to put on the table." Kagome said.
"Food that doesn't get burned for once." Bankotsu murmured, causing Kouga and Hiten to laugh. "Shut up!" Kagome snarled.
"I'm thankful for my health." Suikotsu said as others agreed.
"I'm thankful; I'm not registered in an asylum yet." Renkotsu groaned.
"I'm thankful for being beautiful." Bankotsu grinned while Kagura rolled her eyes as Renkotsu mouthed, 'Why?'
"Like I said, I manage! Now, I'm thankful for not being in jail." Kagura said, checking her nails. "That's for one."
"I'm thankful for everything that happened in my life." Ayame smiled as Hakudoshi raised a brow. "Even being proposed to that?" he pointed at Kouga.
"HEY!!" Kouga snarled as Ayame smiled and kissed his cheek, instantly calming him down. "Of course."
"Why can't you two be like that?" Souten said looking at Hiten and Abi.
"Maybe if she let me screw her a couple of times in the back, then yeah..." he motioned at Ayame and Kouga kissing, "We can be just be happy like them."
"Ha. Ha. Ha. That was so funny I forgot to laugh." Abi scowled.
"I wouldn't mind giving you a couple of lessons." Bankotsu grinned while Kagura frowned and retaliated by grabbing his nipple, giving a sharp twist.
"OWWW!!" Bankotsu yelped before kneeling under the table.
"Anyone else?" Kouga said before reaching for a dinner roll this time. "You better not hit me." he looked over at Kagome, only to be slapped by Ayame.
"Don't be greedy! Everyone's not done yet." she retorted while Kouga rolled his eyes. "Who else didn't say anything?!"
"You for one?" Kagura pointed out while he groaned.
"Fine. I'm grateful I'm over that string along over there!" he said pointing at Kagome, "And I'm grateful I didn't have to wait my virginity out like he did!" he finished pointing at InuYasha. He sat back down and looked at Ayame, "There I said my piece, happy?"
"I do NOT string along guys!!" Kagome argued.
"Actually, I can prove you wrong there, Kagome." Hiten started. "Should I bring along exhibit A, B and C..." he pointed at Kouga, InuYasha and paused, "Well Hojo isn't here right now but I think I got my point across."
"Shut up Hiten!!" Kagome hissed.
"Why? I didn't do anything wrong." he feigned guilt as Kagome stuffed a dinner roll in his mouth. "Stuff it, Hiten!"
Hiten growled and stuffed a roll in Kagome's mouth, "Ladies' first!"
"HEY! I thought we were suppose to wait!" InuYasha shouted.
"I guess not, you sexless weenie." Kouga snickered until a corn on a cob was tossed at his face.
"Alright, InuYasha. I see how it is." Kouga snarled, ripping a leg off the turkey threw it at InuYasha, who dodged it and ended up hitting Abi.
"Why you!" Abi reached for a handful of mash potatoes and flunged it at Kouga, missing as it slapped Kagura in the face, instead.
"I'm sorry Kagura-" Abi started to say before Kagura picked up the macaroni salad and dumped the whole thing at Abi, Renkotsu and some on Suikotsu.
Hiten stood up and took a handful of potato salad. "Okay, this means war." he shouted as he threw food at Kagura, "No one throws food at my girlfriend!"
Bankotsu growled and threw the pumpkin pie at Hiten, "And no one throws food at MY GIRLFRIEND!!"
Soon after, everyone began to start a wild food fight; Kagome and Kagura threw the remains of the macaroni salads at eachother, Kouga, Ayame, InuYasha and Renkotsu were throwing chunks of turkey and pork shoulder at eachother and Hiten, Abi, Bankotsu and Suikotsu were thrown and smearing candy yams at one another. Drinks, gravy, food, eating utensils and plates were flying everywhere meanwhile Kikyou and Sango came into the dining room, took one look before walking back to the living to go tend to their sick drunken boyfriends.
"And I thought I saw everything." Sango commented as Kikyou sighed, "I'll order Chinese."
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One hour later everyone in the dining room were either lying on the ground or sitting on a chair, exhausted and bloated from the large mass of food that was in their stomach and that was being tossed and smeared against the walls.
"Man, I'm stuffed." Bankotsu groaned.
"Tell me something I don't know." Renkotsu blinked.
Hiten chuckled, "I'm giving a Christie Allen a run for her money..."
"Shut up Hiten." Kagome panted, wincing as she tried to sit herself up. She moaned in pain. "No more stuffing... no more food."
"Suikotsu?" Kouga called out leaning against the wall; he reached over and lightly slapped Suikotsu in the face.
"Hey buddy... wake up. You still owe me five dollars for thrashing 'Yash in the face with candied yams."
Suikotsu moaned in pain. "Shut you you... flea bitten wolf." InuYasha panted as he tried to stand up.
"Ohh, I feel as if I'm going to burst open." Bankotsu whined, resting his head on Kagura's lap.
She smeared mashed pie crust on his face and grinned lightly, "Stop whining, you baby."
Abi was the only one that wasn't as stuffed as everyone else was and walked out the room, to go check on the others; that weren't destroyed or covered in food. She found Sango and Kikyou eating Chinese takeout while Miroku and Sesshoumaru slept on their laps. "How cute." she commented while Kikyou patted a spot next to her.
Abi took the seat and sighed, "Things can't get worse more worse then this."
As she said that an emergency newsflash came on the TV screen as it showed a picture of InuYasha's house and police cars parked outside, "It seems earlier today there was a crime committed against our beloved mayor Dawns. In earlier findings, our mayor's house, land and beach condos were set on fire by a young Spanish looking man in his early twenties, known as Kouga Ookami. Here is a video clip of him setting our mayor's house and beach condos… on fire." The female newscaster said as they showed a video clip of Kouga burning the Mayor's backyard.
"THIS GOES FOR ALL OF THE TRIBES THE DAWNS AND OTHER ANCESTORS COMMITED TO MY FOREFATHERS!!!" Kouga yelled, ending in a maniacal laughter as the condo was burned to bits.
"You can't be serious." Kikyou gaped as Sango rubbed her forehead. "With Kouga, Anything is almost possible."
"But Kouga never seemed to be the type to set things on fire." Kikyou said.
"Then maybe you don't know him the way I do." Sango groaned.
"KOUGA OOKAMI AND ACCOMPLICIES, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR COMMITING THIRD DEGREE ARSENARY TO MAYOR DAWNS!!!" a shout came from outside. "COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!"
Abi groaned and walked out of the room, "Why do all holidays end badly for me? Why must I go through this?"
She banged her head against the wall, "Why? Why? WHY?!"
FINALLY IT ENDS!!! Good night Everybody! :D