Disclaimer: Own Naruto, I do not.
A/N: This chapter is rated T for my stupid attempt at writing a cheesy, cliche, romance-novel-esque quote thingy. Take no offense.
Kakashi Will Not Succumb to Porn
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As he laid awake in the middle of the night, Kakashi's thoughts wandered back to a certain book. A scandalous orange book, to be exact. Its words were still fresh in his mind.
"… Strong yet gentle hands traveled down the curves of my body, ghosting over every inch of my skin. He used such refinement that my euphoria came and went like the fleeting wind. Tears welled in my eyes. The anticipation was too much so I urged my love to move faster and suddenly I was writhing in pure, unadulterated pleasure. His hands slid from my chest to my stomach, and from my stomach to even further south. I gasped and cried and my love smirked mischievously. I was in a state of ecstacy. "
Kakashi turned red. The emotions were so raw. The way the character's feelings were being described made his stomach do back flips and front flips and everything else in between. He felt so warm inside.
He pulled his blanket up to his nose. 'What am I doing?" He mentally chastised. 'That was …' He closed his eyes.
"… We rocked back and forth, staring into each others glistening orbs. Our minds raced as we were brought to the precipice of pure bliss. I screamed out my love's name in the heat of my … with such passion …"
Kakashi was too embarrassed to think of what came next. No, not embarrassed, repulsed. He was repulsed because it was gross. That book was the nastiest, sickest, most perverted thing he had ever read. And damn Minato-sensei for ever having that vile thing. Damn him.
The blanket was retched the rest of the way over Kakashi's head. He rolled to his side in irritation and tried to force himself to sleep.
No, he would not succumb to porn.
A/N: Bleh. Thoughts?