Disclaimer: Own Naruto, I do not.
A/N: Eh, it's been a long time. I posted the first two chapters a few years ago. Then I made some changes and re-uploaded them. Although, I wasn't satisfied so I made even more changes – minor changes, just some editing. I suck. Let's move on…
Kakashi Will Not Succumb to Porn
3.
Kakashi stood in front of Konoha's memorial stone, hands together in a silent prayer before placing them casually in his pockets. He searched for a familiar name etched in the stone.
"I'm sorry it's been a while since I last visited, Obito. It's just that there's been a lot of stuff going on." The masked teen briefly gazed at the early morning sky. He continued, "Rin is doing well. She's becoming a fine medical ninja, a master even. And Minato-sensei has become the new Hokage. Can you believe it? Yondaime Hokage, I'm so proud."
Kakashi snickered lightly, "Although, he's also becoming quite the closet-perv. Wouldn't you know, I found some pretty suggestive books at his house the other day. He tells me they belong to Jiraiya, but I think they're secretly his. I even read some of it. Nothing I couldn't handle."
The teen puffed out his chest in pride; however, it quickly deflated. 'Who am I kidding?' He thought. 'I couldn't even look at the front cover without blushing.'
Kakashi sighed. "If you see my father, don't tell him I told you that. I can only imagine what he would think to find out his son reads trashy romance novels. Not that I'll ever read them, mind you. Those things are shameful."
Silence followed as the young shinobi fell into thought. Did he really think those books were shameful? He wouldn't be lying if he thought otherwise but things like that would be a distraction. Even now he couldn't keep his mind off such disgraceful topics, while he was paying respect to his deceased friend, no less. What if these thoughts occurred during training or even worse, the battlefield? Would Minato-sensei be proud of his prized student sneaking off just to get his daily fix of scandalous romanticism?
Of course, this was all hypothetical. Kakashi would never stoop to such a level of blatant perverseness. It was totally uncool.
"Yeah." He began. "I'm way above books like that. Yup."
The teen shared some final words and bid farewell to his comrade before turning to leave, realizing how extremely late he was for a training session with an old team.
Today was not the day Kakashi would succumb to porn.
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A/N: I have a few more chapters written, so they'll be up soon. Yay. I just have to do some editing and then decide what order to upload them in. Okay, thoughts?