Disclaimer: I'm not creative enough to come up with funny disclaimers. So I don't own twilight.

Did I seriously get 2 chapters out in one day?! Whoa!! I haven't done that since the summer. Anyway the first one wasn't really long and I don't know how long this ones gonna be… anyway, here you go

Mike's POV

I enjoyed taking Edward's place when he was with Bella. Edward didn't really think to read my mind since he didn't usually approve of what I was thinking about.

After a couple of weeks of this, I decided to experiment with my power. I knew that I could make myself switch bodies with someone…but what if I could make other people change bodies with each other? Like in that movie where the mother and daughter switch places…uhh…Freaky Friday!

I was sitting on the couch thinking about this when Alice and Emmett walked into the room. Emmett was carrying Alice's shopping bags into the house for her. Boy, there were a lot.

"Alice, is it really necessary to buy all this stuff?" Emmett asked.

"OF COURSE! You don't expect me to wear the same thing twice do you?" Alice replied.

"Alice," Emmett said, obviously irritated. "Half of this stuff you don't even wear once."

Emmett and Alice continued their argument. It was very boring actually. They went through the same thing every time Alice made Emmett carry her shopping bags. It was boring and annoying. And that is when I decided to see if I could make people switch bodies with each other.

I closed my eyes and concentrated. I concentrated on Alice in Emmett's body, and Emmett in Alice's. I was concentrating very hard, blocking everything out of my mind except my goal. I awoke from my trance to Emmett's high pitched scream.

Wait. Emmett's?

I ran out of the room as quickly as I could. I went into the kitchen and watched and listened from there.

"WHAT?!...its…me…and…you…you're…AHHHHHHH!" Emmett was screaming at the top of his lungs. I didn't think that it was possible for someone to scream so loudly. Alice was standing there, staring open-mouthed at Emmett. I had done it. I could not believe it. Emmett was in Alice's body and Alice was in Emmett's. WOW.

"CARLI-" Emmett…I mean Alice…Well, Emmett's body, began to scream. Alice's body, which was really Emmett, quickly covered her mouth.

"What do you think you're doing?!" Alice's body said. "We can't tell anyone about this! They'll think we've gone crazy!"

Emmett's body began to dry sob. "But…*sob*…I don't…*sniffle*…want to be…*sob*…you!"

"And you think I want to be you?" Alice's body said. "We'll figure it out, and the we'll fix it, but until then we can't tell anyone, got it?"

Wow. Emmett being sensible, I never thought I'd see the day. Alice, in Emmett's body, was really upset with Emmett, in Alice's body, for not letting her get help now. When Alice is angry with Emmett, she looks for revenge. I wonder how that will turn out for them.

really really super short. whoa.

Short chapters are easier and more fun for me. Plus I get them out quicker. So for now, this is what im gonna do. Ok? alright, you know the drill, review starting…now! Go!