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Emmett's body began to dry sob. "But…*sob*…I don't…*sniffle*…want to be…*sob*…you!"
"And you think I want to be you?" Alice's body said. "We'll figure it out, and the we'll fix it, but until then we can't tell anyone, got it?"
Wow. Emmett being sensible, I never thought I'd see the day. Alice, in Emmett's body, was really upset with Emmett, in Alice's body, for not letting her get help now. When Alice is angry with Emmett, she looks for revenge. I wonder how that will turn out for them.
I ran out of the room as quickly as possible, which is pretty fast when you're a vampire. I ran up to my room and laid down on my bed, laughing. If I had needed to breathe, I wouldn't have been able too, and if I could've cried, I would've been. I was laughing so hard. I decided I'd leave them like that for a couple of days, just to see what happens. I knew they would be curious but the rest of the family would have no clue what was going on if they weren't gonna tell them.
When I finally composed myself, I went back downstairs. Emmett, in Alice's body, and Alice in Emmett's body, were still fighting. Carlisle and Esme were downstairs trying to break it up.
"I HATE YOU! YOU'RE NOT HELPING THE SITUATION AT ALL!" Emmett, in Alice's body was yelling.
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT! I JUST HATE THIS!" Alice's body yelled in reply.
It took them a while but Carlisle and Esme finally broke up the fight. Emmett and Alice both went to there separate rooms. It was pretty funny when Alice's body walked into Emmett's room and Emmett's body walked into Alice's room. The doors slammed, and then reopened about 2 seconds later so they could switch rooms. They stuck out there tounges at each other as they passed in the hall.
Carlisle shook his head before heading back to his study. Esme returned to the kitchen where she was making human food because Bella was coming over later that day. They would all have to put on a show and pretend to eat the food while she was here so brown bags were already hidden under each of the chairs. I, of course, was planning on attending as Edward since I could not go myself. Although my reason this time was different than my previous motivation. I was going for the show since I knew that either Alice or Emmett was bound to slip up and say something that seemed completely absurd to everyone.
Bella arrived around noon. I decided to give Edward a little time with her before they ate. I'm such a nice guy. Around 12:30 I closed my eyes and when I reopened them I was Edward. Esme was just calling everyone into the dining room. Perfect timing. I pulled out Bella's chair for her. Normally, I wouldn't think of it, but Edward was always a perfect gentleman around her, so I had too. I took the seat next to her.
Rosalie was seated to my, or should I say Edward's, right. Emmett, who was really Alice, was seated across from her. Alice, who was really Emmett, was seated across from me and Jasper was across from Bella. Carlisle and Esme each sat at the end of the table across from each other. Esme served the food. As she did, everyone pulled the brown bags out from under their chairs at vampire speed. Bella didn't suspect a thing.
We were talking and eating, or shoving food in our bags, when Jasper leaned over to kiss Alice, well Alice's body. Just as he leaned over, Emmett's body jumped up, knocking the chair over backwards.
"DON'T KISS HIM-I MEAN HER!" he screamed. Everyone looked at him like he was crazy.
"I-I-I-I- mean that…umm…that…" Emmett stuttered.
Alice's body leaned over and kissed Jasper. The expression on Emmett's body looked horrified. Still standing, he walked over to Rosalie grabbed her and started making out with her right there at the kitchen table. It was Alice's body's chance to look horrified. Alice's body grabbed a pair of straws, stuck them up her nose and started yelling like a seal and walking around clapping with her arms out straight. Emmett's body grabbed a bowl, dumped out its contents, put it on his head, and then spun around in circles.
It was quite a scene. I guess I was the only one enjoying it although I didn't show it. My face mirrored the expressions on almost everyone's in the room-shock.
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING, EMMETT?!" she screamed.
"Just being myself!" Emmett's body yelled back, still spinning.
I couldn't take it anymore. I didn't want to laugh in front of them all but I couldn't contain it anymore. I closed my eyes and switched back into my own body. When I opened my eyes and saw that I was in my room, I started laughing. Listening to what was going on downstairs. I could hear Edward yelling.
"Carlisle! It happened again!"
Apparently, Carlisle was not concerned with Edward at that moment though. I heard a chair move, and I was sure it was Carlisle getting up.
"Emmett, Alice," he said. "You may excuse yourselves." I heard them walking up the stairs and slam there doors, yet again.
"Well that was bizarre," I heard Bella say. I chuckled to myself. She had no idea.
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