Sorry this chapter took so long. I've been busy to bejesus so yeah. The ' N ' word is censored because I respect African Americans and belive I can't say it unless I'm one also. By the way, thanks for all the positive feedback guys! I really respect it!
Later that night, Benson, Pops, and Skips were sitting on the couch waiting for the Adult Swim block to come on. When it finally came on, the first thing they saw was King of the Hill.
Dear God make it end! No wonder this show got cancelled! IT FUCKING SUCKED! Benson thought while the show was on.
This sucks. Skips thought.
GOOD SHOW! JOLLY GOOD SHOW! Pops thought while licking on a lollipop.
When the show finally ended, The Boondocks came on.
So THAT'S were Pops got the ' N ' word from. Benson thought staring at Pops, who was half asleep and was practicing saying the ' N ' word in his head.
After the cussing festival, Aqua Teen Hunger Force came on. The show got a few chuckles out of Benson, who was a fan of the show.
Hehe. This show is pretty damn funny, but Pops REALLY shouldn't be watching it. It's waay to inappropriate for somebody like Pops. Thought Benson. Pops had fallen asleep while an unwelcome drowsiness had come to Benson and Skips. By the time Squidbillies had came on, they were all asleep on the couch. Mr. Maellard was staying at the house and came downstairs to see what all the noise had come from ( mostly the loud snoring and the TV being at maxed volume ).
"BEANTIN! Whats all the noise abou-" Mr. Maellard began. When he took a look at the TV he saw an African American man screaming the ' N ' word at another man. He then walked down the stairs and began poking Benson in the face with his cane. Being a deep sleeper, Benson did not awake, so Mr. Maellard wrote a note and attached it to Benson's crank.
If my son begins using these words, YOUR FIRED. UNDERLINED FIRED! The note read.
When Benson awoke, he looked at the note and had a shocked look on his glass face.
HOLY SHIT!He thought looking for Pops. He had thought Pops would have gotten rid of the bad language, but no surprise, it had gotten worse. He was now saying the words ' bitch ass n**ga a lot '. Pops was cussing around everybody now, even his father! When his father approached him, he said with a deep voice ' sup n**ga '. All his father could do was give him a look that said ' the fuck you say to me?' and walk away.
Benson, later, then walked up to Skips for more advice.
"So he's gotten worse? Only one other thing we can do", Skips said rubbing his chin.
"What?"
"We have to go into his mind and erase his memory from the past 3 days."
"How are we gonna do that?" asked Benson with a confused look on his face.
"While he is sleeping, we will have to perform a ritual and go deep into his life thoughts. The thing is, we can only do this on during a thunderstorm."
"That's cool. When is the next thunderstorm?" Benson asked resting his glass head on his hand.
"In about…" Skips looked up at the sun and stared into it for a good minute. "A month."
"Shit."