Dear LunaLapis,

Thanks, dude! I enjoyed recording that song, and I'm glad (I'll assume) you think my version was the best!

Ah, the dying situation. I knew I'd never get past this. Well, Len's adopted nickname is "Kenny", because he dies a lot, but it's actually supposed to me.

I think if they paid attention they would get it. Like, actually look into the song, then they'd know it was me and not my brother who died.

I mean, seriously, guys? It's a bit in your face, there.

But who doesn't love a brother who's willing to take the heat?

Rin K.

Dear TeamKagamineForever,

I like your username. Seems legit. Anyways, bananas, huh? I was expecting more of a uh...stalker-ish letter...

Simple: Once upon a time, I was told that if you eat bananas...you look young forever.

I really don't want to end up some old man, like Kaito, I mean, do you see that guy? The white hair is beginning to show, my friend.

Me and Rin? Is there something that should be going on between us? I'm confused. Fill me in, there.

xxx,

Len K.

Dear TeamKagamineForever,

Aha! Len told me about your username, and I absolutely love it to death! What irritates me the most...dude, I have to be honest here:

Miku. Uuuuugh. I mean, how can people stand her? Sure, she was supposed to be my mentor and all, but seriously...she's all...you know!

D'oh. I'm closest to my brother, of course. Always and forever.

Rin K.

Dear TeamKagamineforever,

Hmmm...

Sake is good. I love the taste, and the bottles are useful weapons. Pfft, no more butter knives!

The most mature VOCALOID would have to be Luka. Look at it this way: I'm always drunk, Kaito is an idiot, Gakupo is in love with Luka to the point of unhealthy obsession ("no! It's perfectly normal!"), Rin and Len are brats as well as girls (Ha), and Miku is a teenager, with a nice little vocab goin' on at times.

Meiko

:-:

Dear Akari,

Score. Another fan letter for me, and Kaito hasn't even gotten one yet. Duuude. How awesome is that?

Anyway, a wedding? I'm fourteen...but that doesn't stop Neru from...ugh... I'm fine with marrying you, but I don't even have an adress! Plus, Rin's got me booked the entire week, how awful. Your bedroom sounds COOL (with NO Tei!)

LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS of love,

Len K.

Dear Akari,

I have a plan. I'm going to throw all of Len's baby pictures, and when the little beasts try to come back for Len, I'll simply just scream:

"My brother still wets the bed!"

Then those girls, and boys (WTH? Something you have to say there, LEN?) will be running for the hills. Besides, who wants to wake up to that every morning? I don't anymore.

Or we could always ship Len to your house.

Rin K.

Dear Akari,

Really? It was just a quite day, and I noticed everyone had long hair...

How lame.

So then I'm chopping away at my hair with the kitchen scissors and, voilà! You have yourself my haircut. It came out pretty good, huh?

Last time I tried to do Mizki's, it didn't work out so well...she prefers not to speak of such a time.

x Gumi

Dear Akari,

Can I start off by asking...me? Me of all the VOCALOIDS? I'm flattered. I even got one second to Len. Yay.

I still don't understand girls, though. What the hell is a 'shota'? Why am I one?

A very concerned,

Piko.

Dear Akari,

Whooo! My first letter! I'm retreating from that corner.

Yeah! How did you guess? It's something close. I first got the idea when I just looked in the mirror for an hour. At first, I wanted it to be the color of Luka's hair, then it dawned on me that I didn't want a pink room, at the same time Luka deemed me a moron.

Isn't she amazing?

I'm going to fan girl over her, now.

Gakupo

:-:

Dear Akari,

I heard about Len's letters. AWWW, I'm not even old, I'm about twenty. But, yes! I thought no one would ever ask about my ice cream! I mean, first Meiko said so, then Miku, then the Kagamines, and I'm just like-

SADFACE.

But ice cream is happy. It tastes like...ice...and...oh yeah, cream!

That's it!

Kaito

Dear Akari,

Going to the emo corner, brb.

Miku (I'm borrowing your sadface, Kaito.)

Thank you for the reviews, everyone! T^T You don't know how happy I was when I saw someone left letters for this story!:D

Keep them coming, guys! Again, thank you so much. Btw, thank you for the welcome and suggestion about the profile.