Shinigami Golden Chronicles
Disclaimer: I would like to state that I, the user cloudsephiroth, do not have any rights owning any characters from Bleach. Only the plot and anything specifically mentioned are my right.
Notes: Ok, well someone pointed out that my last chapter was slightly flawed in terms of correct Bleach accuracy. Yoruichi likes milk.
Now with that aside, we move on to the next humor short. Now, this one is another one inspired by existing ones in the show.
Hitsugaya is Normal, Matsumoto is Italicised.
Omake San(3): Matsumoto does it again.
A hot summer day was not ideal for the captain of the tenth division.
"Ugh…this heat is really getting to me…"
"Oh taichou! It's so hot today…can't we both just take the rest of the day off?"
"Absolutely not Matsumoto! We are behind in the paperwork as it is. Now do yours!"
Matsumoto sighed. But then she remembered that she had a backup plan.
"Oi, Shiro-chan!"
"That's Hitsugaya taichou to you!"
"…It's so hot out today. I was hoping that we could just relax…eating this giant watermelon that I brought." Matsumoto generates a watermelon out of nowhere.
"Matsumoto, that does not work on me."
"Oh, but I was thinking about inviting Hinamori-chan over..."
"W-what?!"
"It would be such a fine time-"
"Alright, alright! Bring her over then."
"Arigatou, taichou!" Matsumoto leaves.
Hitsugaya seems very smug. Until he realizes…
"wait a second…MATSUMOTO!!!!!"
Notes: Tee hee, Matsumoto is always behind her paperwork. If you don't get the joke, it's that Matsumoto was able to successfully bait Hitsugaya into letting her go out, using a watermelon and Hinamori to do so. I think we all know Shiro-chan's two weaknesses are watermelons and Hinamori.
Translation Notes: Shiro-chan is a nickname that Hinamori sometimes uses for Hitsugaya. It is also adopted by Ukitake whenever he is in a playful mood (I think I've seen Ukitake use this nickname only once though. I cannot confirm). Arigatou means thank you.