AN: Whoo Hoo! Thanks so much for the feedback, youl guys are awesome! Like always!
Anyway, I've gotten into some major writter's block, don't know who won, but I have written allot and gonna spilt what I've written into other chapters. So like like always Plz ReAD and REview, Thanks!
Thanks to Mysterious Vixen (Partner in Crime) for always suppling me with ideals.
Chapter 12: Cruise (Day 1) Return of Christy
Clark opens the door to the girls' suite, standing out the way as Lois limped her way in. She being too stubborn and embarrassed to let Clark carry her to the room.
Chloe cautiously made her way to Lois' side, placing her hand around her arm. "At least let us help you into bed."
Lois pulled away from Chloe's hold, giving her angry glares. "Thanks Chlo, but I think you've done enough."
Chloe cringes at those words, knowing Lois wasn't as mad as she was embarrassed which was bad enough to fuel her rage.
She watched as Lois made her way over to the couch, piling up the beige pillows that adorned the couch, to lay against them. Clark walks over to her trying to help her sit down, but she swats his hands away and slowly places herself along the length of the couch.
"Don't! You've already done enough touching for the day. Don't you think?" she lets out bitterly, too pissed by what happen to hold anything back.
Clark just sighs, stuffing his hands into his jeans and walks over to one of the three doors to lean against the frame. His face tints again as he is reminded of the incident that happen, having another Elmer Fudd debut, this time with an audience.
Lois leaned propped up against the many pillows. Her back in excruciating pain after having a human sized steel frame fall on top of her, but not showing the great extent of how much it really hurt and besides, that was what aspirins were there for.
She was a Lane after all, weakness wasn't tolerable. She rolled her own eyes at herself on that thought, so many things she already done over the past 3 months was not tolerable, especially what transpired in the changing room, almost anyway.
Almost, which made her mad and relieved that their little venture was disrupted, too many things were just in the way to let something between herself and Clark go to the next level of their platonic relationship.
But that's not to say she wasn't pissed at Lana, who seems to ruin everything she might add, for opening the door in the first place. Really is that girl that dense she couldn't tell by the "sounds", what was going on inside the room.
The sexual tension between herself and Clark was painful enough as it was and not having it relieved made it worst, but thanks to one Pink nightmare any hot and botherness that once was flamed up in that room was completely extinguished. Lois shook her head, she could still see and hear those people snickering at them.
Lucky for her she was only half exposed, but having a completely naked guy on top with a Trojan held high between his fingers would make anyone lose certain desires fast and become highly pissed...and embarrassed, god she didn't even want to go there. She still could feel the redness of her cheeks from earlier.
So now, she sat there trying not to think about the crowds of faces that were looking down upon her, laughing without a care. Definitely not trying to think about Clark's hard rippling body, and the hot mind blowing sex that would have happen. Her mind still debating if that would have been a good thing or a bad thing, while her body had already made a decision on that matter and her heart...
The hell with her heart, when the hell did she ever thought with her heart when concerning Smallville. Though the pulsing thing inside her chest told her differently that it was more then a physical attraction between her and the "Prince of Weirdness", that it had to do with four little letters.
She shook her head not wanting to deal with that right now, she being too upset to try and sort her feelings for Clark out. Instead she kept her mind at being angry, yes anger was one emotion she could deal with and had lots of experience in.
So there she was, laying back against the soft beige pillows that had adorn the couch, arms folded tightly against her now covered top, starring death at the two in front of her.
"So..." Chloe saids, cutting the tension that was rapidly building in the room. "...I'm going to put some coffee on..."
"No, you two sit. Now!" Lois saids through clenched teeth, pointing Chloe and Bart to sit down.
Chloe sat across from her in the nearby arm chair twiddling her fingers around trying not to meet Lois' eyes that were cutting at her. Bart stood next to Chloe his hand on her shoulder trying to comfort her some while his other was stuffed into his red sweater, exhaling deeply at the silent treatment Lois was bestowing on them.
AC and Lana made themselves scarce, not even bothering to come to the room, especially Lana who was just as embarrassed about what happen, her being the one who interrupted a very intimate moment and all.
Chloe warily looks up at Lois, putting on a brave smile. "Lois please, none of that was suppose to happen. I'm so sor..."
Lois held her hand up stopping her from saying anything else. "You two better thank God, I can't kick your asses...yet, anyway."
"It wasn't Chloe she didn't know anything about it. I was the one who pushed Clark in there with you." Bart tries to intervene.
Lois busted out with laughter as if Bart had made up some joke. "Right!...I mean did you really actually believe I would buy that?"
"Told ya." Chloe replied, looking up at Bart, who shrugged his shoulders.
Chloe looks back at her Cuz, she stands to her feet and proceeds to sit down beside her on the couch.
"Don't come any closer, unless you want to know "exactly" how I'm feeling."
Chloe sighs and returns back to her seat. "Lois we were just trying to help."
"Help!...Thanks to you I know what it's like being the butt end of a joke!"
Clark groans at the words she uses, feeling the burn return back to his cheeks remembering the girls whistling and eying his rear end, in full view for all to see.
"Could we please refrain from using the word "butt" at all, in our sentences."
Lois glares at him. "I don't believe anyone informed you to speak."
Clark rolls his eyes, not even trying to start, knowing he would just not win at this point and time.
"Lo, it wasn't meant as a joke, we were just trying to give you guys some time alone."
She wipes her hand over her face in frustration and returns her focus back to Chloe and Bart. "What makes you guys think that we needed any time alone!"
Chloe was clearly becoming annoyed, by their constant denial of everything. "Please Cuz don't you think the never ending "nothing is going on between us skit" is getting pretty old!"
Lois despite her pain shoots up to her feet. "You just did not say that to me!"
Chloe mimics her actions, standing inches in front of her setting back her own glare. "You two have been running around like love sick puppies and since unfortunately it has come onto what was suppose to be a "carefree" vacation. I think it's about time someone told you two off, especially to you!"
Lois eyes narrows, flames seem to dance wildly inside them, she loved her Cuz dearly but she was so pushing the wrong buttons.
"Don't you dare try to turn this whole anger and blame thing around on me! I have never been so embarrassed in my life, thanks to you and Tiny Tim over there! You are so lucky, that personnel lady believed my name was Lola, or my ass would have been locked up in this room for the rest of this trip!"
Clark and Bart both watched uneasily as their girls were both wound up about to, looks like, they were going to rip each other into shreds.
Chloe stood tall with confidence, her arms crossed tightly over her chest. Knowing this was Lois Lane she was standing up against, but damn she was beyond tired of the Bull Shit between them. She putted up with it for three months already and she was damned if she was going to let it ruin her chance of peace and fun.
Lois towered the younger blond by 5 inches, stood defiant like she always did, hands clasped in tight fists ready to take whatever was thrown at her.
Clark looked nervously between the two, not wanting any thing to break out between them. They were too close for something like this to happen.
"Ladies..."
"SHUT UP!" they both said simultaneously, shutting Clark up into a state of shock as he returned back to his previous pose.
Chloe going back to the focus of her rage. "I'm starting to think you being stuck in this room ain't such a bad thing. At least the rest of us can have some peace and actually enjoy this vacation...and for your bit of knowledge since you lack it, "he" does have a name it's Bart and I would appreciate if you would use it!"
Lois was stunned by her forwardness usually her field. "So, you and him, huh?"
"Yes, at least I'm opened about it, and not hiding like some freakken, frighten little puppy! What is your excuse?"
Lois glared at her even more stepping up closer to her leaving little room between them, her arms crossed also against her chest. "Take it back!"
"Make me!" Chloe challenged and before she knew it her hands shoved against Lois' shoulder.
Lois stumbled back a little by her action, making Clark and Bart gulp, growing even more worried about the situation before them. Lois had a slight smirk on her face at the audacity and guts her Cuz had, to lay a hand on her.
"Chloe your my Cuz and I love you like a sister, but you shove me like that again and I will kick your ass all over this suite."
"Really?" Chloe not loosing her assurance, giving her another shove to Lois' body. "Try it then Cuz, but lets not forget I can give it out just as good!"
Bart and Clark exchanged quick glances with each other, signaling that they both were about to jump in before it got ugly.
"Oooh really, then bring it, Blondie!"
"You so do not need to talk, at least I know what my real hair color is!"
They were ready to pounce at each other, lucky Clark and Bart grabbed both of them before any fists or punches were thrown and things were interrupted for a moment as someone banged on the door.
They stopped, arms grabbed up into a bundle as Bart held onto Chloe's arms and Clark gripped Lois', though she putted up a good fight despite his strength, they looking at the door as the knock continued to sound.
"Hopefully it's the manager saying that Ms Lane has to stay confided to her quarters." Chloe sneers, first to speak up in the silence.
"Why you little..." Lois lunged after her but was held back by Clark's muscular arms.
"I'll get the door, you two stay away from each other!" Clark demands looking from Chloe to Lois, placing her down on the couch, she pulling away from his grip.
He walks over to the door, someone continuing to bang relentlessly, opening it he sees a familiar sight, someone he wasn't expecting to see again.
Before he knew it his eyes crept down her body and traveled up her long slender legs, to the little white, tight mini-skirt she wore, barely covering her lower half. Her preferably busty chest sporting a Hawaiian tank top, with a very low cut. Her golden blond hair done up in two pony tails on either side of her head.
Christy looks up from pulling her skirt down, for the millionth time to see someone not expected also. Her eyes light up with that lustful look he was all too familiar with, her tongue ran over her top lip as she let her eyes run over him.
"Wasn't expecting to see you here." She lifts her hand to his chest, sliding it over the ripples that showed through his shirt. "Was hoping to catch you in your room and..."
"Ah Hem!" Lois clears her throat interrupting whatever explicit words Christy would have used. She, not noticed, came and stood beside Clark, arms folded across her chest, her eyes set in a "what is going on?" glare from the blond standing in the hall to Clark who was caught off guard by her sudden appearance.
"Christy!" Clark saids with alarm, moving backwards from her touch, both entering inside the room. "What...Um...What are... you doing here?"
"Mmmm, a gentlemen and bumbling. Could you get any better?" Christy asked, giving him a seductive wink, ignoring Lois' glares.
"Yes, what are you doing here, Christy?" Lois sneers.
Christy rolls her eyes, ignoring Lois as she kept her eyes trained on Clark, lips still in a seductive curl. "To deliver this."
She teasingly tapping the letter on his chest, continuing with the heavy flirting she's been doing since he opened the door. Lois snatches the white envelope from her hand, mainly to stop her from what she was doing, her own green eyed monster surfacing.
"What is it?" Lois asked, blatantly.
Christy glares at Lois for her rude behavior. "It's the winnings from the kissing booth. A grand as promised, you should share it with the guy that was in there with you." she gives a careless shrug. "He did after all, did half the work."
"Right." Lois saids sarcastically, folding the white envelope and stuffing it into her bra. Looking smugly at Clark, who's jaw hunged open.
"Lois, half of that is rightfully mine. You weren't in that room by yourself!"
"Might as well, have been!" Lois smirks.
Chrissy eyes went wide, stun by the information she just heard. "You mean..." she points her finger at them moving it back and forth. "...you two were paired up!"
Clark opens his mouth to speak, but Lois jumps in before he has the chance. "Unfortunately."
Clark cuts his eyes at her. "Again,...didn't hear much complaining on your part when you were in there with me."
"It..." Lois try to say but is interrupted by Christy.
"I've wouldn't of complained at all." Christy states with a sly smile, sliding her body up to Clark's, her hands firmly resting on his chest. "On the contrary, I would have loved every minute of it, and so would have you."
Lois scoffs at that, not able to hold it in, her eyes glaring dangerously as Christy crossed the lines on her marked territory.
"I'm sure you say that to "all" the guys."
"Lois!"
Christy crosses her eyes at Lois then returns her seductive glint back to Clark, playfully tracing the curves of his face.
"So, is this the infamous girlfriend you've told me about?"
"Yes." "No." Lois and Clark looked at each other, having speaking in sync like always, but giving different answers.
Christy looked at them a bit confused. "So, what is it?"
Clark stares at Lois her answer still etched on her face. "I guess not." he sighs.
Christy smiles widely, shrugging her shoulder. "Her lost."
Lois eyes shot wide open, jaw dropping to the floor. "My what!"
Chloe couldn't help the expression that sauntered her face as a small smile crept upon it, Lois was being smacked in the face with pure jealousy.
Poor Clark he looked like a deer caught in the head lights of an 18 wheeler, now he could definitely say he was stuck between a rock and a hard place. His expression of pure horror as Christy continued her one way foreplay upon him and Lois looking like she was going to do some major ass whipping, was priceless.
"It's a shame how some women just can't see what they got right in front of them." she looped her arms over his shoulder, twirling her fingers in his thick locks.
Chloe scrunched up at what Christy was saying, knowing very well Lois was boiling inside and was trying her hardest not to knock the tramp out. She being smacked in the face back to back with the truth wasn't something Lois took easily in doing...swallowing her pride.
Chloe knew it was just a matter of time-seconds before Lois went dominatrix on Christy's ass. As much fun as it would be to see Lois give Christy the beat down of her life. There was the "Three strikes and your out" syndicate, Lois had gotten herself into which meant she was only one strike away from solitary confinement.
"Shouldn't we do something?" Bart asked, watching Lois' body tighten up like a Lion preparing to go in for the kill.
"I'm thinking." Chloe said pestered, racking her brain trying to figure how to get Christy off the Clois - Carlo - Carla - Loca? whatever Radar, before they would have to play a little game of "hide the body". Suddenly she remember something and she thanked god that she throughly read the Ship's Events Schedule. Chloe quickly rushes over to Lois before the cat could devour the mouse.
"Um...Christy?" Chloe saids in a rather high pitch voice trying to get her from hanging all over Clark, before Lois did something about it.
Christy turns her head, a flash of annoyance crossing her face looking at the two cousins standing side by side. While Clark helped her untangle her arms form around his neck, looking and feeling uncomfortable with her drooling all over him.
Chloe took her silence and raised brow as a sign to go on, Chloe stepping slightly in front of Lois seeing as how she was inching her way over to Christy.
"I just remember there's a...Luau tonight, right?"
Christy eyes sparkled, and a prideful look displayed on her face. "Yes! Huge Luau party tonight, the cruise always throws a huge bash the first and last night of the trip...plus yours truly is putting the whole thing together. It is an exclusive party...buuuut I could get you guys in."
"Pfffft, would rather jump off the Daily planet." Lois sneers, receiving a bump from Chloe, Lois slightly pushing her back.
Chloe rolls her eyes, letting Lois' action go for now, planting on a fake smile for Christy. "That would be so awesome!"
"Good, I'll pull a few strings and see what I can do." she spins back to face Clark, her eyes glinting sexily at him. "I guess, I'll see you there, blue eyes."
Giving him a small wink before spinning around to the open door, and trudging off. Lois goes up and slams the door behind her. She spins on her heels to face Clark, arms crossed and head cocked to the side. "Blue eyes?"
"What's wrong Lois, jealous that someone is actually giving me some attention?"
"Please, Smallville I wouldn't look so smugged. She's a tramp, she's probably gave half the guys on this Cruise "some" attention."
Chloe steps in to interrupt. "You guys do know I'm still keeping track of points, right?"
Lois spins on her heels to face Chloe. "Chlo, my back is feeling a whole lot better...would you like that butt whopping now or later?"
Chloe shakes her head, her face clearly show she was annoyed, never expecting her vacation to begin like this and it was only the first day. She was really dreading what the rest of Spring Break held for them. She steams over to the couch, flopping down beside Bart, her arms folded tightly over her chest.
Lois walks up behind the couch parrelle from the one Chloe and Bart occupied. Her anger still not faltered. "Now, I'm going to say this once, and only once! No more tricks, no more hookups, no more playing Love Connection. Nothing, Nada, Zip! Got it?" they begrudgingly nodded their heads, then facing Clark. "And you..."
"Yea...Yea...I know...nothing is happening between us." Clark lets out bitterly, anger welling up in his eyes.
Lois stands there at a loss of what to say at his words. Clark shakes his head at her lack of speech and takes it as what would have came from her mouth and storms out the girl's suite.
"Not what I was going to say!" she yells as he retreats out the door, slamming it behind him as he left. She fumes and storms off to her own room, slamming her door even harder.
Both Chloe and Bart cringes as they hear the loud noise from each slam and feeling the thick tension between them, looking at each other.
"Well, that didn't go at all like I planned." Chloe sighs, ready to give in to defeat.
"At least we're still alive and in one piece." Bart trying to be the light at the end of the tunnel.
Chloe gives him a sideways look. "Yea, but for how long?"
To Be Continued...
Might post up one more Chap today or 2mrw, depends on how fast I can get beta it. So like i said I written allot and is spilliting it up into more chaps.
Chap 13: half of the Luau part.
Chap 14: other half of the Luau, plus the cat fight.
Then on to day 2...