"Oh, Really?" Chrissy said, in a challenging way.
"Yes, Really." Lois snides back. "...and to erase any doubt you might have about it..."
Lois taking her next words into action, she leaned down on the table, crawling across, moving things along the way until she was in front of Clark.
Sitting on her heels, she cups his face, starring smugly into his confused blue eyes. Lois leans in placing slow, soft kisses on his lips, as if testing the water. She looks at Chrissy giving a quick evil glance and smile before she deepens the kiss on Clark's mouth.
Chloe and Lana stared wide eyed at the sight, Lana forgetting she had food in her mouth and to swallow, chokes on the grapes she's been eating like popcorn at a show. Chloe pats her on the back, not once breaking her eyes from the scene.
"Oh, my god! I think Hell just froze over!" Chloe quickly blurs out, in complete shock.
"She just..." Lana inquires.
"Yup!"
"Is that even possible?"
Chloe gives Lana a pointed look. "It must be we're seeing it with our own eyes, unless Bart's isn't the only drink that's been spiked."
Lois continued to attack his lips deeply, massaging her long, slender fingers through his thick raven locks. It didn't take Clark long to melt and began to kiss her back.
Despite the fact that Lois was probably doing this just to prove a point to Chrissy, but at the moment he didn't care, her kisses were to intoxicating not to give in.
Chrissy shoots to her feet, her jaw gaps open as she watches with rage as Lois and Clark make-out in front of her. She quickly turns to leave, Lois peaks one eye open to watch her go, smiling wickedly against Clark's lips.
"You are so bad." Clark mumbles against her mouth, smiling widely himself.
"I can't help it, when I'm around you...you make me this way."
"So, I make you bad, huh?" Clark states, teasingly.
"Well, that among other things." Lois replies, a seductive glint gleaming in her eyes, brow moving up and down in a suggestive manner.
Clark shakes his head, she never seems to cease to amaze him. Lois smiles, leaning back down to taste his lips again, but before she could reach him she's yanked back by her hair. Lois finds herself lade out on the table, Chrissy on top pinning her shoulders down.
"You have got to be kidding me." Lois groans, Chrissy pushing her wait down on her.
"Let's just say, you messed with the wrong !" Chrissy sneers.
"Oh, we'll see about that." Lois saids, struggling against her to get up and notices Clark quickly standing up about to snatch Chrissy off of her.
"Don't even think about it Smallville, this is between me and Cruise Tramp Barbie. You will not intervene in, me giving her a major ass whippin!"
Clark unwillingly backs down, but still stands ready to stop things if they got out of hand. People started to gather around to watch the action, yelling and screaming intensely as the Catfight began.
"You've got allot of mouth for someone who's got the disadvantage." Chrissy infers.
"You seriously don't know who you're fcking with, do you?" Lois strides. "Now, "sweetie" I advise you to get the hell off me, before I snatch out those pearly white teeth of yours."
"Just try it." Chrissy dares.
"Kick her ass, Cuz!" Chloe shouts.
"With pleasure." Lois smiles evilly.
Its about to be a what!
Girl fight !
We bout to throw dem booooows
We bout to swang dem thaaaangs
We bout to throw dem booooows
We bout to swang dem thaaaangs
There's about to be a what? Girlfight!
Lois kicks up her legs, flipping Chrissy over her head, she landing on her back. Chrissy groans as the air gets knocked out of her.
"WHOOOOA!" the crowd shouts as they watch the girls battle it out.
"Dude, $50 on the blond chick!" one guy says, up front of the crowd.
"Whatever, man I got my money on the brunette, now she looks like she can kick ass!"
"Damn, straight!" Chloe concurs, proudly. "They don't call her an Army Brat for nothing. I say $100 on her for the win."
"You're on!" they both say, quickly shacking her hand in agreement.
"Chloe, I can't believe you're betting on this!" Clark saids, surprised by what she was doing.
"It's not like she's going to loose."
"That's not the point, Lois is under strict orders, one more offense and she's out, remember?"
"Oh, right." Chloe cups her mouth. "Lois hurry the freak up!"
(brooke)
There she go talkin' her mess
All around town makin' me stress
I need to get this off my chest
And if her friend want some then she'll be next
It really ain't that complicated
Y'all walking round looking all frustrated
Want some plex come on let's make it
Ya acting real hard but I know ya fakin'
Know you really don't wanna step to dis
Really don't know why you talkin'
You 'bout to catch one right in the lip
It's about to be a what? Girlfight!
Lois gets up to her feet and turns her head back to look at Chloe. "I'm kinda busy here!"
With her being distracted, Chrissy takes advantage of this and kicks her feet over her head into Lois' chest, knocking her down to the table.
"OOOOOH!" Chloe says, along with the crowd, scrunching up as she sees her Cuz take a hard blow to the chest.
Clark begins to quickly make his way over to them, Chloe seeing this jumps in his path stopping him from going any farther, holding her hands against his chest.
"Whoa, Big Guy! Where are you going?"
"To stop this, Chloe! Before someone gets seriously hurt or in trouble." he moves around her and precedes to get nearer, only to be blocked by Chloe again.
"Clark stop!" holding her hands up to him. "For one, my cousin isn't the one you need to worry about getting hurt..."
"Believe me, I'm not."
Chloe shakes her head. "...Two, if you interfere into this, Lois will not only kick Chrissy's ass, but she's liable to turn around and take you down as well. Kryptonian, powers, or not, I would still bet my money on Lois, that she'd find someway of beatting the crap out of you."
This, Clark didn't doubt, even thought he was invincible, that fact wouldn't stop Lois at all. So he stood there watching as the girls faught, hoping security would come soon and that they could make a clean break.
We bout to throw dem booooows
We bout to swang dem thaaaangs
We bout to throw dem booooows
We bout to swang dem thaaaangs
It's about to be a what? Girlfight!
Chrissy pounces back to her feet and charges over to Lois, still laying on the table. Lois waits till she's right over her, then brings her legs to her chest and kicks her feet out hitting Chrissy full blow into her stomach.
The crowd cringes up and cheers on the girls fighting on the table, covered in food and drinks as they knock each other down.
"Come on Lois! Knock her freakken brains out!" Lana screams.
"Show that Tramp what the Lanes are made of!" Chloe shouts, jumping up and down, not able to contain her excitement.
Clark impatiently shakes his head, arms folded across his chest, trying badly not to storm over there and end it.
Chrissy crumbles back down to the table, Lois leaps on top of her, pinning her down this time.
"You're good, I'll give that to ya, but I'm better." Lois snarks, releasing her right hand and punching it across Chrissy's face. The crowd going ballistic, shouting and screaming at the scene.
Chrissy moves her jaw in small circles as pain surges through it, Lois raising her hand again to give another blow.
"Thanks!" she growls, sarcastically. As she secretly grabs a handful of cherry pie next to her hand and quickly smears it into Lois' eyes.
Chloe burns on fire at the way Chrissy is playing dirty. "That !"
She tries to march her way over there and give Chrissy a piece of her mind too, but Clark's arm shoots out blocking her from going to do so.
We on our way to ya neighborhood
The reason why we comin' is understood
Me and my girls we down to ride
So when you hear us pull up bring ya butt outside
And if you try to call ya cousin and nem
Don't forget that I got some of dem
'Bout to go real hard 'bout to swang dem thangs
'Bout to feel elbows all in ya brain
Know you really don't wanna step to dis
Really don't know why you talkin'
You 'bout to catch one right in the lip
It's about to be a what? Girlfight!
Lois rolls off of Chrissy, blinded by the food smashed into her eyes. Lois furiously wipes at them, clearing enough to see Chrissy hovering over her about to lay her own punch to her face. Lois reaches above her head for anything she can use as a weapon. Her hands come in contact with a metal tray, she quickly pulls it up hitting away Chrissy's fist.
Chrissy groans as her hand gets slap with the hard tray and stands to her feet, Lois doing the same, she side kicks her leg at Chrissy's head. Her foot hitting it's mark.
"Whoo Hoo! Go Lois!" Chloe cheers.
We bout to throw dem booooows
We bout to swang dem thaaaangs
We bout to throw dem booooows
We bout to swang dem thaaaangs
It's 'bout to be a what? Girlfight!
Oh! I know you don't want me to split yo dome!
Girl you makin me really mad...
Oh! I know you don't want me to split yo dome!
I'm about to bruise ya face and it's sad...
The crowd cheers as they watch Chrissy's top half of her body turn sideways from the impact, she standing there a bit dazed. Lois strolls up to her smiling proudly, she grabs Chrissy's face turning it toward her. "Now, you know he's mine. Touch him again and I will kill you."
Lois smiles widely and strikes her fist across Chrissy's face, dropping her to the table. "Remember the name Lane, Lois Lane, and that I'm one , not to fk with."
(big boi)
Oh snap these es they act like cats
In the middle of the dance floor now they preparing to scrap
They takin out their scrunchies and pullin' off their pressons
The one on the right is the girlfriend and the one the left is the other woman
Someone please call security
These girls too purty
To get down to the nitty titty
I mean the nitty gritty
I mean her tiitty pretty
I'm trippin'
Being silly willy
Man go on let them hos fight
Lois turns to the cheering crowd, her hands raised up in the air victoriously. Watching as Chloe went around collecting her winnings, she couldn't help but smile and shake her head at this, of course Chloe was going to bet on her. Clark stood there with his arms folded across his chest, looking sternly at her, trying to anyway.
She tilted her head to the side, brow cocked high and smiled. He hated when she gave him that look, cus he always gave in. A small smile breaks out on his face and he shakes his head at her. Lois about to step down, when her feet are swiped out from under her and she slams back down into the table. Chrissy leaps back on top of her, her face clearly bruised and nose bleeding badly.
"You just don't know when to quit!" Lois groans as Chrissy wraps her hands around her neck, Lois does the same around Chrissy's neck.
We bout to throw dem boooows
We bout to swang dem thaaaangs
We bout to throw dem boooows
We bout to swang dem thaaaangs
It's about to be a what? ...Girlfight!
They rolled around the table, running into all the food, drinks and other things in the way, chocking each other. Just then a loud whistle is blown, men in white shirts with "Security" written on them and blue Khakis, come running out to the commotion. Shouting for everyone to return to their seats, trying to break the crowd up. Everyone starts to scatter, running each and every way so they wouldn't get caught.
Lois ends up stopping on top of Chrissy as they hear the loud shrills of whistles being blown, and everyone around screaming, running to get away.
Lois looks down at Chrissy. "One for the road." she saids, giving her a hard, quick punch to the face, knocking her out.
Don't act like you don't know
We right outside yo door
See you peekin' out the window
I know you ain't talking noise no more
-- come outside
Don't act like you don't see me
It's about to be a...Girlfight!
She quickly gets to her feet, then runs over to Clark and Chloe.
"Way to kick ass, Cuz!" Chloe embraces Lois in her arms, then quickly retracts back seeing all the food drenched on her body.
"Whoa! Can someone say shower?" Chloe saids, brushing off her clothes.
Lois cuts her eyes at Chloe, and saids sarcastically. "Sorry, but just couldn't find the time, after just beating the crap out of Chrissy the ho!"
"We don't have time for this right now, we gotta go!" Clark rushes.
"Right!" the cousins both say, realizing they were the cause of this mess, and the place was swarming with security.
Lois stops, holding them back with her hands. "Wait! Where's Lana?"
Chloe and Clark quickly glance at each other. "Will you two please stop with the non-verbals."
"She was taken to the infirmary." Chloe replies.
"Oh my god! What happen?" Lois shocked by the information.
"She was pepper-sprayed...come on!" Clark grabs both of the girl's hands, they run through the crowd of people dogging around, themselves.
Chloe picks up the rest. "A fight beside your own, broke out behind us, two guys. A security guard tried to break them up but with no avail. So he pulled out a bottle of pepper spray. The guy's timing sucked, as soon as he sprayed the bottle, the two guys fighting dropped to the floor...She got a full dosage of the stuff smacked right in the face." Chloe explains, running out of breath as they continued their escape from the authorities.
"Poor Lana." Lois saids, receiving a glance from Clark. "What is that look for?"
"Don't act like you're not one bit amused by that."
"Hey, despite what you would like to believe, I'm not cold-hearted." Lois defends, a small smile creeping upon her lips as they continued to make their way to their rooms.
X
"Hello?" Lex saids, flipping open his ringing cell. "Ah, Mr. Cremmings. How are things coming along?"
"Just as planed, Mark and his crew you hired, they fell for the bait. Hook, Line and Sinker."
"Just as expected, wouldn't put it pass them to not take advantage of such a deal. I'm willing to even bet that the ships vault is now their first priority."
"You're sure?"
"Oh, I counting on it, it is the reason I have you there, Mr Cremmings. You're the one who's going to get the tapes and disk." he places on his expensive Italian coat.
"It's called play reversal, that way I get what I want and my tracks are covered all in one shot. Lois Lane will be dead, and no leads will be able to point to me."
"Isn't that Broad dying already, Sir?"
"So,...and your point?"
"Well, why not let nature take it's course. I hear it's slow and painful in the end, anyway."
"Yes, she's slowly dying, but I've learned Lois Lane alive no matter in what condition is still a powerful threat, even unto her very last breath. Even in major sickness that will come in her final days, she'll still fight me tooth and nail to the very end and I for one don't want to stand by while she accomplishes what she can in that time." he smooths out the wrinkles in his coat.
"I want her cease to exist...I want Lois Lane dead. Is that a problem for you?"
"No, not a problem at all, Sir."
"Good." He grabs his suitcase from his desk. "Now, how long until you make it aboard?"
"Two days tops, and then we make contact."
"I look forward to hearing from you, until then. If you excuse me, I have another call to attend to." with that said, he clicks in the other line.
"Hello?"
"Lex, it's me."
"Finally, what happen? You were suppose to call hours ago."
"I ran into a bit of trouble."
"What happen? Are you, okay?" he asks nervously, hearing the strain in the person's voice.
"Beside being in allot of pain, I'm great!" replying sarcastically.
"What happen?"
"Just a fight, nothing major, and don't worry it doesn't involve anything with our plans. Just one of those things that happens on these cruises."
"What about Lois and Clark, how are they?"
"Still in the dark."
"As they should be." Lex heads to his office doors, about to leave. "Just be ready for the "arrival" in two days, keep low and out the way. They know what they are doing, so don't try to get involved in any way."
"I hope you know what you're doing, Lex."
"Trust me, I have everything worked out." he smiles evilly, hanging up the cell phone and heads out the doors.
more coming soon...