NO AUTHOR'S NOT I'M JUST GOING TO WRITE~
"How much longer till we're off this death trap?" Aria complained. She had woken up about half-way through the plane ride and had been complaining ever since.
"We're almost there, geez, just shut your face." and Hannah had been scolding Aria ever since she woke up. Aria grunted and continued to stare at the ceiling with Reina playing Rune Factory 3 beside her. Hannah was playing a Pokemon game with Italy looking over her shoulder, Britony was drawing, and Germany was reading.
Aria got bored and went over to watch Britony draw. She was sketching a picture of a dryad.
"Make her hair flowy-er. It will give it more of a spirit effect." Aria pointed out to Britony. Britony nodded and erased the hair to fix it. Aria got bored of just watching her draw and pulled out her own sketchbook. Germany had just finished his book, so he watched her draw.
Aria managed to draw the entire rest of the plane ride, being quieter than anyone of them had ever seen her. When they got off the plane, Germany turned to talk to her.
"I can't seem to remember what you were drawing, but I watched you for over an hour." Germany said confused. Aria smirked.
"That happens a lot, don't worry about it." She reassured. Germany nodded, but you could tell that he was desperately trying to remember what she was drawing. Aria giggled and grabbed her luggage off the plane. Reina, Britony, and Hannah shook their heads at Germany's desperate attempt to remember and grabbed their bags as well, following Aria into the car.
"Ve~ I want to drive!" Italy said.
"Please don't… I prefer my skin on my body and not flapping in the wind." Reina shivered. Italy looked at her strangely but climbed into the passenger seat as Germany took the driver's seat. The four girls climbed into the back as Germany started driving.
"Uh… which country are we in again?" Hannah asked. The other girls 'Oh yeah'd and looked up to the front seat for an answer.
"We are currently in my country." Germany said. The girls nodded and sat back in their seats.
The drive lasted a while, but eventually they pulled up to a house. It looked very clean-cut, a white house with two stories and a well-kept lawn. They walked in and did not see what they expected. The entire house was trashed. There were beer bottles, clothes, and unidentifiable objects strewn everywhere. The girls' mouths dropped to the floor once they walked in. Germany followed in behind them, and almost immediately his face turned red with anger Britony swore she could see the steam coming out of his ears.
"BRUDER!" Germany screamed. There was the sound of things shifting around as Prussia came down the stairs.
"Hey West!" he called, stumbling over foreign objects to get to the door where his brother was standing. As opposed to Germany's neat military uniform, the albino was wearing a white dress shirt with the first few buttons loose with black jeans and no shoes. His red eyes stared down at the girls and he flinched a little when he saw Aria. "I'm still awesomer than you." He told her. She raised an eyebrow an eyebrow at him and shook her head.
"I beat Germany at a fight and I can beat you too." She said, thumping Prussia on the head. Germany stepped in before this could turn into and all-out war zone.
"Alright," he said, rubbing his temple "the guest rooms are down the hall and to the left. Go unpack your things and Prussia, Italy, and I will clean up here." The girls followed Germany's directions and came upon 4 rooms, two on each side of the hallway. They split up, with one girl going into each room.
All of the rooms looked the same, brown walls with a white cream carpet, a bed, two windows, a closet, and a dresser. The girls unpacked, noticing how unused all the rooms were, yet how spotless, and went back to the living room. It was still fairly messy, but between Germany's OCD-ness and his two somewhat cooperative helpers, it was decent.
"Well, now that that's done, who wants food?" Aria asked.
Everybody except Germany raised their hand and Italy screamed "PASTAAA~!" Germany sighed and walked back to the kitchen.
"You guys got a library?" Aria asked hopefully.
"No, libraries are un-awesome." Prussia said. Aria hung her head and stalked back to her room to get one of her last books. Britony and Reina went to scour the house for something to do and Hannah watched Germany cook.
*Following- Britony and Reina*****
"Let's go this way."
"Ok."
Reina took them down yet another hallway upstairs. So far all they had come across was an attic, another small kitchen (in which there a fridge full of beer), and what appeared to be Prussia's room. They decided to look around Prussia's room. They walked around the room for a while, or at least tried to. It was a disaster area. They managed to find Gilbird hopping on Prussia's bed. After playing with him, they rummaged around in the room some more.
"Hey, check these out." Britony called to Reina. With minimal difficulty, Reina made her way over to where Britony was standing and picked up the box that Britony was gesturing to.
"Fireworks?" Reina examined the box. They were the small kind of firework that didn't really do anything except pop loudly. They didn't even hurt (darn). A smile grew across Reina's face as she got an idea.
"That's a really creepy smile." Britony commented.
"I know. Help me with these."
*FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD~*****
"Food time!" Hannah called upstairs. Britony and Reina had gone up there, but hadn't come down since. There was the sound of things crashing as the two girls stumbled down the stairs.
"What was that?" Aria questioned, referring to the crashing noise upstairs.
"Nothiiiiiiing…" they lied. Aria left the discussion for later and sat down at the table. Hannah was already there with Prussia and they were staring intently at each other. They both had deeply determined looks in their eyes. They continued like this for about 10 more seconds before Hannah blinked.
Prussia threw his hands in the air yelling, "I AM AWESOME!" Hannah whined and crossed her arms, pouting in her seat.
"…Whatcha doin'?" Britony asked.
"Staring competition." Hannah replied like it was something obvious.
"O-Okay…" Britony said, taking her seat. Germany soon walked in carrying German wurst and mashed potatoes.
"FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD~!" Aria chanted, jumping up and down in her seat. Reina sat down next to her and managed to stop Aria from breaking the chair with her violent jumps. Germany handed out food to everyone as Italy ran in and sat down in his chair (almost forgot about him… almost).
"Spain is coming to visit tomorrow!" Italy happily announced as soon as he sat down.
"And there's no doubt that Romano will be with him too!" Aria chimed in, bouncing again. Reina steadied her with another wurst on her plate if she promised to stop trying to break the chair.
"Oh jot, just what I need." Germany sighed, rubbing his forehead.
"Hmf gff lmgff mks zfid?" Aria tried to talk through a full mouth.
"Chew, chew, chew, ok now swallow, now speak." Britony instructed. Aria did what she was told and repeated herself.
"How do you make this?" she asked, gesturing to the wurst.
"Because we are AWESOME!" Prussia declared. "BUT I AM AWESOMER!" he clarified after thinking a second. Everybody excluding Italy and Prussia face palmed.
"Not what I meant, not even close. Whatever." Aria shrugged. They continued eating with a silence (not an awkward one).
"Zat was dericious." Hannah said, leaning back in her chair.
"That was a butchering of accents." Britony accused, also leaning back in her chair.
"Writer's fault." Hannah giggled.
"Stop it with the fourth wall! Soon it's going to take more than duct tape to fix it." Aria scolded.
"Hey look! I can break through the fourth wall too! I just have an announcement to make. I lost the game. Ok, bye now~!" A voice from the ceiling said. Aria, Reina, Britony, and Hannah groaned and banged their heads against the table. Italy cocked his head in confusion.
"What's the fourth wall?" Italy asked.
"Nothing." Reina waved it off. Italy continued eating without another thought on the subject.
"Sleep." Aria declared as she stood up from her chair. She wandered down the hallway slowly, acting like a sleep-deprived zombie. She closed the door to her room, brushed her teeth, changed into her pajamas, and was almost asleep when she heard someone scream. She jumped out of her bed angrily and stomped out of her room. "WHAT THE FUDGE IS WRONG WITH YOU, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!" she screamed. Prussia came running down the stairs.
"My awesome room exploded!" he exclaimed. This she just had to see. Aria followed him upstairs and looked inside the door to his room- nothing. She looked to the floor and found smoking wrappers of some kind. She picked it up and sniffed it.
"Fireworks. Someone rigged your room with fireworks." She said, dropping the wrapper. Prussia was standing at the door open-mouthed.
"GILBIRD!" he screamed. He rushed over to the cage to where little bird was kept.
"Piyo~" a sound came from inside the cage. Prussia quickly opened the cage and pulled out the small bird. He placed him on his head and walked back over to Aria.
"Gilbird's okay." Prussia said happily. Aria stared, shook her head and walked back downstairs.
That was fun.
Aria: It was also REALLY LONG.
Don't blame me.
Hannah: *blames*
HEY!
Britony: Do you have a legitimate excuse?
Yes, yes I do. 1) Science project 2) Girl Scouts 3) Social Studies project and 4) Drawing Project
Britony: UNACCEPTABLE!"
Aw, come on…
Reina: I just wanted to talk.
Everyone: *face palm*
IGGY! Do da disclaimer!
England: Use proper grammar! And my name is not Iggy!
Whatever. Just do the disclaimer.
England: Death Note Gal of Tomatoes does not own Hetalia or any of the characters, only her four OC's Aria, Reina, Britony, and Hannah.
Yay! *glomps Iggy* Gimme scones.
England: *gives scones*
Yummeh in mah tummeh~