*Yawns*
Reina: You tired?
Duh, I'm tired.
Aria: Why?
Cause I get up at 5-freaking-30 in the Francing morning.
Hannah:…Why?
I'm paranoid that I won't have enough time to get ready if I wake up any later.
Reina: Then don't complain. Start the story.
Ja…
Aria trudged down the hallway and into the kitchen like a zombie. She was still half-asleep, so she didn't notice the smell of the food wafting from the doorway. She walked in and immediately face-planted into someone.
"OMG DON'T KILL ME-Oh, hi Romano!" she said as she ran into the southern nation. He was cooking pasta, but Spain was nowhere to be found. "Where's España?" Aria chirped.
"How am I supposed to know where the **** that tomato-******* is?" he replied, going back to his pasta. Aria thumped him in the back of the head. "What the ****?"
"Language." Aria scolded. Romano huffed as Spain popped through the doorway.
"Lovi~." Spain called.
"AHHHH! PEDO!" Britony yelled from behind. Spain twitched and went into an emo corner. Britony walked in snickering. "Heh, its fun to make people depressed." She walked over to Romano and took a plate full of pasta.
"OMG, pasta for breakfast!" Reina walked in screaming.
"****, do these little ******** share an internal alarm clock?" Romano stared.
"Yes." Hannah replied, also walking into the room. "Yum, pasta!"
"Where are Italy and Germany?" Aria asked.
"Outside training." Spain said from his corner. Everyone sat down to eat (except Spain, he's being emo). Britony and Reina went back upstairs to snoop more, Aria started watching TV while playing on her laptop, and Hannah went to watch Italy and Germany train.
*Following- Reina and Britony*****
The girls were back wandering upstairs, looking for something of interest. They had tried going back into Prussia's room, but he was still asleep and it was deemed suicidal to try and take Gilbird. They continued down the hallway upstairs until they came to the next door. They opened the door to a perfectly spotless room.
"Germany's." The girls said simultaneously. Even Britony had figured out by now that Germany was a clean freak. They walked into the room, hoping to find something to do. They searched the closet, shelves, wardrobe, and under the bed. Nothing. They were about to leave when one of the floorboards creaked. Reina tested it again, then proceeded to try and wedge it out of the floor.
"What are you doing?" Britony asked.
"There's something under here…" Reina pulled harder. "Got it!" she said triumphantly as the floorboard gave way. Underneath was a white box with something written in German on it "What does it say?"
"I don't know. We'd have to ask Aria." Britony said. Aria spoke Japanese, German, Italian, Russian, and Chinese. They care what it said anyway so they just opened it.
"…It's… Germany's…" Reina started.
"…magazines…" Britony finished. Their faces turned bright pink and they put the lid back on. The two girls turned to the doorway to see a stricken Germany. Britony placed the box back under the floorboard and concealed it.
"We never speak of this again." Reina stated plainly. Germany nodded his head without uttering a word and the girls walked out of the room.
*Following- Aria*****
Aria had by now looked through Deviantart, Facebook, and Fanfiction and was now watching Youtube videos while eating a tomato. Fukkireta came on and she bobbed her head to the music while singing along.
"What the **** are you doing?" Romano raised his eyebrow at the scene before him. Aria had just started dancing the Matryoshka when Romano walked in. Aria chose to ignore him and continued dancing to the music until it was over. She looked back to where Romano was standing and saw that Spain, Italy, and a sleepy looking Prussia had joined Romano in watching her dance.
"Ve~ Isaw that on Facebook!" Italy chirped, referring back to the video they took on the plane. Aria nodded.
"Yep, that's the one." She said. "Food?" Aria asked hopefully.
"We just ate." Spain said. Prussia looked at him in shock.
"You ate without the awesome me?" he exclaimed. They nodded their heads. "That is so unawesome." Prussia pouted, then walked into the kitchen to find something to eat.
"Crybaby." Aria said, returning to her computer. After a while, they smelled something burning. "Feliciano, please go see to it that Prussia doesn't burn down the house."
"Si~" Italy walked into the kitchen. Aria turned to Spain, then to Romano, then Spain, and once more to Romano. Then she grabbed a piece of paper, drew something on it, cut it out, and put a piece of tape on the back. She walked over to Romano and stuck the paper on his face.
"MOOSTACHE~!" she threw her hands in the air and ran out of the room.
"What the ****?" Romano screamed, running after Aria. They ran around the house until they arrived at the front door.
"Hello- AHHH!" England screamed as Aria crashed into him.
"HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?" Aria yelled.
"Just now. Would you gather everybody in the living room please?" Aria was about to ask another question, but she heard the seriousness in England's voice. She complied and soon everyone was gathered in the large room.
"What is this about?" Germany asked. England cleared his throat.
"I have found a spell that will send these girls home."
CLIFF HANGER!
Aria: Oh, come on!
Yeppers! Hardly and A/N this time too, I'm just lazy.
I do not own Hetalia or any of the characters in it.