Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight; I am simply a crazed fan.

AN: There are a few out takes from "Maximum Ride" in this story and I would like to say that I do NOT own them.

"Excuse me," started Carlisle, "But was will Bella be eating for the rest of eternity?"

"Human food, though she will need to drink blood at least once a month to keep her strength up." Replied Taigan curtly.

I licked my lips. I hadn't noticed my hunger until now, "What are we waiting for?"

"Well, first we need to take you hunting." Erika answered my question with a smiling face.

A wicked grin plastered itself on Edward's face, "You'll love the mountain lions." His breath sent shivers down my spine.

"Okay…" I replied, dazzled yet again.

"Aww…" Erika cooed. She whispered something in Alice's ear and Edward began chuckling.

Not wanting to miss out on anything, I grabbed Edward's arm, gaining his mind reading ability.

Alice- Aww… true love…

Erika- brick wall

I giggled; well I could have told them that our love was true.

"I hate not being the mind reader." Emmett muttered, causing everyone to laugh.

When we finished our fit of laughter Alice raised her finger and shouted, "To the hunt!"

Upon arriving at the forest, Emmett, Hally, Taigan, Skylar, Alice, Ani, and Rosalie finally stopped singing 99 Grizzly bears in the woods. I for one was extremely thankful. Really, I wasn't sure how much more sweet little Esme could take before beheading her own childeren.

Stepping out of the car, my senses intensified. I knew what was coming and so did the monster inside me.

"Hold up Bella." Alice commanded. "You're still wearing your dress." I looked down to see that she was right. I still did, indeed, have my dress on. Pixie or saint, I didn't know which, as she handed me a pair of green cargo pants and a black tank top while leading me to the trunk. It was just big enough for me to change in.

When I was finished changing I hopped out of the jeep and right into Edward. We fell to the ground with me on top of him. I smiled bashful, "So Edward, funny meeting you here."

He chuckled and laced a soft kiss on top of my lips. I felt my dead heart flutter. My breath hitched and at this he smirked. Darn his amazing charming skills!

I decided to try something, forcefully pulling my lips to his. He stiffened for a moment before relaxing into the kiss.

A moment later Emmett's shouting could be heard throughout the forest, "P.D.A. Edward and Bella are making out!"

I pulled away from Edward and stood up, blushing furiously. When Edward stood up he was grinning like a mad-man. I had to smile at that.

"P.D.A!" Emmett continued to shout to what I could only imagine was the forest animals.

"Hypocrite." Edward muttered causing me to laugh again.

Rosalie appeared out of thin air, "Are we here to hunt or make fun of Edward and Bella?"

"Hunt." I answered quickly, apparently too quickly because Emmett began to laugh again.

Edward was right, the mountain lion was good; but I preferred the elk. The big cat was a little to exotic for my taste.

"Onto McDonalds!" Alice shouted once again as we were all piled up in the jeep.

"99 Grizzly bears in the woods…" Emmett pretty much screamed. By the time we reached our destination everyone was surprisingly singing.

Austrella snapped her fingers in the girl's face trying to bring her attention away from the models we call men. After about ten snaps the girl unwillingly pulled her eyes away from Jasper. This girl was way out of her league. It wasn't that she wasn't pretty or anything. She had gorgeous long red hair, a pretty freckled face, and a long thin frame. But let's face it; compared to Alice, she stood no chance.

"Hi my name is Wendy," shouldn't she be working at Wendy's Wendy? I joked to myself lamely. "How may I help you?" She smiled back and forth between Jasper and Austrella.

I tried to ignore her thoughts to the best of my ability though some slipped through.

There so beautiful!

I wonder if they'd be interested in me.

Dang, they are all taken

Oh Well….

The thoughts kept repeating. Was this girl for real?

"Yea, I'd like a double cheese burger." Austrella replied. I tried to focus on her voice, mostly to avoid Wendy's gruesome thoughts about my Edward.

"I'd like three cheese burgers," Hally began, "Three large orders of fries, a ten piece chicken nugget meal, a large Dr.Pepper, and a large chocolate shake."

"Are you feeding a crowd?" Wendy asked in disbelief.

"Yes, I am." replied a rather proud Hally.

That's when I heard Valery mutter, "Yea her and all her split personalities."

Everyone tried not to laugh but failed miserably.

We all ordered (the Fayda that is) and took our seats.

The night was very fun… until we began talking about the Torve.