I'm updating! WOOT! Anyways, in this chapter there is a book...and I couldn't think of what to call it. So when you see the title...it's going to be really lame. So just, ignore the mere fact that I cannot come up with good book titles.

-Chapter Fourteen-

Sasuke stole a glance at his wife with his obsidian orbs. She was snoring so loudly that he was starting to get a headache. The lamp on the night stand beside the bed was on, helping Sasuke to read a book he had recently bought.

"Sakura," he grumbled, trying to wake her up. Her soft snores became louder and louder as minutes passed. Returning his gaze to the book, he flipped to the index and found the chapter he needed. The book was titled: Being A Father. He was embarrassed when he had bought the book. He had little knowledge on how to be a parent. The book not only provided information on how to be a father, but also how to deal with your wife's pregnancy. His finger lightly brushed against the page until it landed on the information he wanted. The book informed him that pregnant women often snored due to a stuffy nose and to fix the problem you must elevate her head.

After shutting the book, he placed it on the night stand and took his pillow in his hands. Gently, he lifted Sakura's head and slid his pillow underneath it so that her head was elevated. About a minute later, the snoring stopped.

A yawn made him realize that he was tired. Once he had turned out the light, he rested his head on the mattress, finding it very uncomfortable without a pillow. Before he closed his eyes he glanced at the clock, which told him that it was around midnight. The next time he looked at the clock it was one in the morning and he still hadn't fallen asleep. He absolutely needed a pillow.

Rolling to face his pink-haired wife, he scooted her head over slightly, enough to give him room to put his head on the pillows she was resting her head on.

Itachi rolled over onto his other side. He had been tossing and turning all night due to his wife's extremely loud snoring. The man didn't want to wake her, so he tried to sleep with the noise. The snoring became louder and louder.

The man groaned and took his pillow, shoving it up to his face and covering his ears with the ends of it. He could still hear the snoring of Hinata.

"How do I get this to stop?" he asked in a muffled voice against the pillow. Finally, he got up from the bed and groggily made his way outside. The stars dotted the night sky and the moon shone brightly over Konoha. Itachi trudged all the way over to his brother's house and knocked loudly on the door.

When no one answered, he jumped up onto the roof and leaned over the side to peek inside the bedroom window. Activating his Sharingan, he could make out two figures sleeping peacefully. He reached down and knocked loudly on the window. Sasuke wasn't the one to wake up.

"What is your problem?" Sakura bellowed, throwing the window open. "I was sleeping! It's late! Why are you here and why did you wake me up?"

"You're getting fat," Itachi pointed out, eying her stomach. Those were the wrong words to say. The pink-haired woman slammed the window shut and stomped back over to the bed. She whacked Sasuke on the head then pointed at the window. The man rubbed his head and gazed over at Itachi with droopy eyes. He had just gotten to sleep only minutes before his brother had arrived.

"Make him go away!" Itachi could hear Sakura order as soon as Sasuke had walked over and opened the window.

"Can I sleep here tonight?" Itachi begged. Sasuke glanced back and forth from Sakura and Itachi. Eventually, he sighed and shook his head.

"Sorry, Itachi," he whispered. "I don't want to die at such a young age, and Sakura would definitely kill me if I let you sleep here. She's all moody now that you upset her. Chances are, she won't go back to sleep and she'll just complain about you waking her up for the rest of the night. I just got to sleep. That woman snores too much."

"That's exactly why I came over here," Itachi mumbled. "Hinata had been snoring loudly and I have no clue what to do." Quickly, Sasuke trotted over and grabbed the book he had been reading earlier. He shoved it into Itachi's hands and smirked.

"That will help you." The eldest Uchiha observed the title and then started laughing.

"You have got to be kidding me, Sasuke. I don't need this." Itachi then started laughing even harder. "I can't believe you bought this! You're such a dork! If you bought this, I doubt you're ready to be a father!" Sasuke wasn't very happy with his brother at the moment.

"It will help you figure out how to make her stop snoring." Itachi's laughter quickly subsided and he stared blankly at his younger brother.

"Seriously?" Sasuke only nodded. The man then got an embarrassed look on his face. "So, umm, where did you buy this book at?" His response was the slammed of the window. "Oh fine, be that way, Sasuke! See if you ever get this back!"

Once Itachi was back in his own house, he made his way to his room, and back to his snoring wife. Skimming through the book, he found the information he wanted. After closing the book, he set it on the night stand and used his pillow to elevate Hinata's head. Unfortunately, he had the same problem Sasuke did. He couldn't sleep without a pillow. He scooted Hinata's head over and rested his head beside her's, draping an arm around her rounded stomach protectively.