Ooh, things are getting intense...

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Chapter 5: In Search of a Pharmacy…

Despite her initial statement that she would not have sex, Sayuri manged to lose her virginity to Deidara after a few months of going out.

"Shit!" She cursed, frantically pulling on clothes.

Deidara, naked and half-asleep, murmured, "Wha's'rong, un?"

"What's wrong?!" she repeated hysterically, zipping up a pair of jeans. "Deidara! You. Could. Have. Gotten. Me. Pregnant!"

Deidara opened a blue eye. "So what, yeah?"

"I don't want my kid to be a fucking bastard, dammit!"

"So…you wanna get married or something, yeah?"

"Marriage isn't something you fucking take lightly!" she exclaimed shrilly. "Now put on some clothes."

Deidara sat up, revealing his muscled chest. Sayuri had to try hard not to drool and stare.

"Why, un?"

"We're going to the pharmacy. Now move your ass, blondie."

"Stop being a bitch, red."

Sayuri folded her arms across her chest. "Touché," she retorted. "Now please hurry up."

Deidara shrugged and pulled on his clothes quickly.

"So, you want to tell me what's up, hm?" he asked, yawning.

"I told you."

She grabbed him by the arm all the way from the base to the village.

"Okay," she said once they entered, "where's the pharmacy?"

"Follow me," Deidara told her. "So…is it that time of the month or something, un? You getting cramps, hm?"

Sayuri, however, did not reply until she received a pill, which she took with a bottle of water (all paying with Deidara's money). Sighing with relief, she leaned against the wall outside of the pharmacy.

"Why the hell were you so crazy this morning, hm?"

The redhead scowled. "Easy for you to be all calm and confident — you don't have anything to worry about; you're a guy. But women — you've got no idea how much we have to deal with."

"No, I don't, un. Do you mind explaining, yeah?" Deidara demanded angrily.

"I forgot to make sure I didn't get pregnant last night," Sayuri muttered out of the corner of her mouth. She felt her cheeks burn red. "I just took a pill to make sure I didn't end up having out kid. It kills off any sperm and whatever; thank God for it. It's called the Morning After Pill, or Plan B [A/N: see, all that sex ed was useful after all!]

Deidara blinked, surprised. "You dragged me out here for a pill? And you spent my money on it, un?"

"Well, it's your fault," she replied simply.

Deidara scowled. "No, it's not, un!" He paused momentarily, and then added thoughtfully, "But if you're gonna freak out like this next time…I'll buy some condoms."

Sayuri tried to be serious but giggled. "You said a sentence without saying 'un' or 'hm' or 'yeah'!"

Deidara rolled his eyes. "It's a bad habit, okay, un? I can't help it, yeah… it's like people saying 'like' or 'you know' or something in every sentence, hm!"

"Okay, well…whatever. Don't bother buying the condoms, by the way. I'm not gonna have sex again 'till I'm married."

"You wanna —"

"NO! I'm not marrying you just so you can have sex with me again, Deidara! God dammit, I hate men! And you know what? We're over."

She stormed away to the Akatsuki base.

Uh-oh...what's Deidara gonna do?? Tune in next...whenever I get off my lazy butt to update (readers- please review to force me to STOP BEING LAZY AND GET THE LAST CHAPTER UP!!!)