Gonna get more descriptive on this part...This is Part 1 of a boat saga!
The sun was shining overhead. The cool sea breeze flowed smoothly over the light, sandy beaches. The salty tangy air of the ocean made fat people mouth's water for some salty French fries. Over the horizon on the ocean, a metallic beast stormed through the waves.
It shined a metallic tint with the sun's rays. The beast then slowly headed towards land and stopped suddenly. The beast floated on top of the sparkling water. Cheers and screams were heard on the boat.
"Wow! This ferry is awesome! Woot!"
"I know, right! We are surrounded by water, and there is a pool here!"
"Stupid and useless but fun at the same time!"
"You can say that again! Let's go to the arcade now! Yeah-uh!"
Joyous screams were heard on the boat, but where are our heroes?
Hilda was sunbathing on the deck. She wore a polka dotted bikini and held a coconut drink. She took out a book and began reading. She read the first paragraph and sighed. She averted her attention to two awkward boys.
"What the heck are you doing!" she growled.
She realized one of them had a tan while the other was sunburned all over. She tried to hold in laughter, but failed epically.
"Wow Hilbert! You're so dark!...and tasty..." the sunburned teen said.
"Okay... that's not creepy at all, N," Hilbert said.
"Ha, ha, ha! You two are idiots!" Hilda laughed.
"Well, at least I didn't forget to put sun lotion on," Hilbert sneered.
"Hey! I didn't forget! I chose not to!" N turned his head.
"That was a big mistake!" Hilbert snickered.
"I don't think you should move too much, N," Hilda warned, concerned for the green-haired boy.
"You're a woman, and I'm a man! You got no rights to tell me what to do!" He stomped off.
Hilda and Hilbert were left in an awkward silence.
"Well, something's bugging him," Hilda commented as she watched N stomp off. She looked at Hilbert. "So, what's wrong with you?"
"Well, a lot of things, like my life" Hilbert said.
"You got problems dude," she remarked and picked up her book.
Hilbert sighed and walked away, knowing that she'd never understand him.
Hilbert walked down the deck. Man, it was crowded! He looked around and saw Cheren in a disturbing swimsuit and black shades.
Black helped himself no to gag at the sight.
"I see you cooked well done," Cheren remarked, lowering his shades to get a better look of Hilbert.
"Uh...Yeah. Why are you here?" Black asked.
"Hmph! I just needed a vacation, that's all." Cheren looked away from Hilbert.
Hilbert walked away, knowing Cheren won't talk to him again. He was glad, though, for some reason. He continued walking down the boat.
Hilda yawned and stretched her arms. She put her book back in her bag and got off her chair.
"Well, I guess I have to check on them; who knows what trouble they are in," she said to herself .
She grabbed her things and looked around the deck. She decided to go to the arcade room to see if they were there... Well, one of them was there.
Hilda came into the arcade room to see Hilbert dancing his butt off to Lady Gaga's "Pokerface," the dirty version. She was utterly disturbed and hysterical at the same time. She almost laughed her head off… Almost, but not quite… She then waited behind the crowd of people who were watching him dance.
"You're Hot!" the dance machine announced.
Everyone cheered and laughed a bit before returning to whatever they were doing. Hilda walked over to Hilbert.
"Great stuff Hilbert, great stuff," she smiled, holding her phone.
Hilbert's face turned red with embarrassment.
"Bob Hamilton! Quick! Get Bob Hamilton! There's a victim of a sunburn who had fallen near the cross dresser bar!" yelled a fat cop.
A guy came running towards the cop and the two rushed off.
Cheren then appeared behind the dance machine. "I think you two should go follow them."
"Wait, wha-" Hilbert said confused.
"I have my reasons," he said before slinking back behind the machine.
"Disturbing, creepy, and strange. Alright, Hilbert, let's go," Hilda said as she began to walk off.
"Yeah , let's go."
Pink flurries of fluffy scarves and big colorful dresses. The scent of cigarette smoke, beer, and apple sauce hung in the air. Confused identities wore make up of all color in shades or the rainbow, their outfits were amazing with fantastic designs and suits of black. They surrounded a pink blob with tea green hair, admiring how green it is.
"Um...Excuse me ,sir," Hilbert said trying to get to N.
The cross dresser turned its mistaken identity self, glaring down at Hilbert. The cross dresser was huge, muscular, and red wearing a tight Powerpuff Girl's dress.
"I'm a woman," it growled in a deep voice.
"Uh..."
"Sorry about him. He just can't understand your beauty in your cute dress," Hilda said with a smile on her face
"Why, thank you, little girl! You look pretty in your polka dotted bikini yourself," it complimented.
"Ha, ha, ha...Can you please move a bit? We need to get to our friend," Hilda said.
"Certainly! He has such magnificent hair!" it said in its deep voice.
The cross dresser moved out of the way to let the friends go through. Hilda thanked the cross dresser again and proceeded through. They finally reached sunburned N.
"Okay, people in amazing clothes, we will handle this now," Hilda shouted.
Man, those cross dressers were disappointed!
They scattered grudgingly away. Hilda and Hilbert picked up N by his limbs and walked away, occasionally swinging him.
"Okay, Hilbert, rub lotion on N!" Hilda commanded.
They were in one of the ferry's cabin.
"What? Why me?" Hilbert argued.
"Because I said so."
"Well, I don't say so!"
"N, which one of us do you want to rub lotion on you?" Hilda asked.
"Ugh... Hilbert, please?" he groaned in pain.
Hilbert sighed, "Fine..."
Hilda smirked, "I'll get some water."
And with that, she left.
"Hey, N," Hilbert started once he knew that Hilda was completely gone.
"Wha?" he answered.
"Why didn't you let Hilda rub lotion on your back?" Hilbert asked.
"Well..." N pondered, wondering what words he should construct his response with.
The sun is shining bright over the ocean. The sky is blue with friendly clouds hanging overhead. There was also a rainbow, strong and proud. Near the water's edge were two Pokémon. One looked like a terrifying shark while the other looked like a jellyfish.
"Heh, I can bite through anything that is hard, Tentacruel," said the shark.
"Really? Then I dare you to bite into that metal thingy.", said Tentacruel.
"Okay! But there is people on there," the shark said.
"Sharpedo's a baby! Sharpedo's a baby!" Tentacruel chanted.
"Fine! I'll do it! Geez!" Sharpedo shouted.
The two mischievous Pokémon came closer to the boat. Tentacruel showed where Sharpedo should bite.
With a deep breath, it crunched through the boat's bottom. It spit out the metal in its mouth and looked at Tentacruel.
Tentacruel was impressed and the two Pokémon left the boat.
They didn't realize the hole Sharpedo made actually put people's lives in danger. Actually, they did, but they didn't care.
"Really? I have to do that next time.", N said.
"Yep! Works every time. There! Finished!" Hilbert said, proud with his work.
Hilda came into the room with glasses of water and lemonade. She gave Hilbert lemonade and N water.
"There you go!The online doctor says always give a victim of a sunburn water!" she said cheerfully.
"You're very knowledgeable, Hilda," N said charmingly.
"Thanks..." she said surprised he didn't say one of his jokes.
He gave a boyish smile, which made her blush a bit.
"What did you tell him while I was gone?" she whispered to Hilbert.
"It's a secret!" he answered devilishly.
Hilda frowned and turned to see N sniffing her hair.
"You smell good, Hilda," he murmured.
"Ha..ha..ha," she backed away, officially creeped out by N's sudden actions
N's eyes held a shiny gleam.
Hilda just held an awkward smile.
Hilbert was laughing his head off.
"Emmet, I think there is something wrong with the ferry," said a man in a black captain's suit.
"I think so too, Ingo," said Emmet, who was in a white captain's suit.
"I got a fun idea!" Ingo exclaimed.
"Me too!" Emmet exclaimed.
"Let's evacuate the ship!" they yelled simultaneously. "After a Pokémon battle of course! Ha, ha, ha!"
Questions
1. Why so many gramatical errors? (Phantom Nini): I didn't let you beta it :P
2. Is N with you at the moment? (Phantom Nini): Who knows?
3. Are you dangerous?(Phantom Nini): Explain dangerous...There is violent and pyscho.
4. Am I annoying?(Phantom Nini): No
5. Am I the 'friend of which you speak of?(Phantom Nini): yes stop boasting about :D
6. When is the next part coming out?: Sooner than you imagine
7. Crossdressers?: I like crossdressers and they are vital to the story
8. Will the next one be better?: You bet you pokedollars yeah!