Epilogue: Double Trouble Means Twice the Hell
Last chapter of Akatsuki's Little Lily...
Deidara did end up getting Sayuri pregnant, but not until three years after they had gotten married. Throughout her pregnancy, she had awful mood swings, and while every Akatsuki member wondered how Deidara dealt with her, the blond artist did everything he could for her.
At last the nine-month hell ended — only to be replaced by twice the trouble: Sayuri, by a C-section (said process caused her to cuss even worse than Hidan, to which the latter could not help being impressed), nearly miscarrying, delivered twins.
Deidara and Sayuri hardly slept for a year.
Their children began to grow up, and once their hair had begun to grow thicker, it was evident who resembled whom: Takumi [A/N: This means artisan], the boy, had reddish-blond hair and green eyes, and greatly resembled Sayuri, although the shape of his eyes were more like Deidara's. Geiko [A/N: This means art child], the girl, had blonde hair and looked exactly like a miniature Deidara, although her eyes had more green in them.
Both twins appeared to have inherited their father's love and talent for art; both had additional mouths on each hand, though they did not have one on their chests.
Once Takumi and Geiko could walk and talk, they began to get into trouble. Sayuri cursed herself daily for having been such a troublemaker herself as a child; they appeared to have inherited it from her.
BOOM!
"Dammit, what'd they do this time?" she muttered to herself; by age five, the twins had learned to create bombs. Deidara had finally, three years later, managed to teach them how to control the explosives.
A wreckage met Sayuri's eyes. The living room was gone.
Shit. Now there's no T.V.
"Deidara! Sayuri!" yelled Pein.
As much as I love those kids, thought the redheaded mother of the destructive twins, they're making my life a living hell.
Pein entered what was left of the living room.
Shit.
"Sayuri…" he growled.
Fuck.
"How many times have I told you to keep your kids away from the explosives?!"
Sayuri was silent.
"If you and Deidara were not so valuable to this organization, I'd kill you both. Since I cannot, you're working for me for free!"
That was it? She wasn't complaining at all, but… I guess having kids made our oh-so-scary Leader-sama, Pein, go soft…
Sayuri shrugged.
"Whatever," she replied, and walked away, muttering under her breath, "piercing-copier."
"What did you say?!"
She turned around, giving him a wide-eyed puppy-dog face; she had used in on numerous occasions during her childhood to avoid punishment for her pranks.
"Me?" she asked innocently.
Pein growled.
Sayuri winked, and, leaving the leader of Akatsuki clenching his fists and cursing in anger, turned on her heel and walked away.
"You heard me, piercing-copier."
FIN
YAY! I finished another fanfic!
I can't guarantee when I'll be posting next, so consider me on temporary hiatus, I suppose.
For now - sayonara and ja ne!