Marauders 101
By: neen
It's supposed to be funny…let's see how you guys like it!
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It's DONE.
Part Ten.
Marauders 101:
An Inside Guide to The Way of The Four Gods of Hoggity Hogwarts
Other Interesting Tid Bits on Your Favorite Marauder(s):
Painfully Shy Wormtail:
Top 3 Places to Find This Marauder: Dorm, common room, kitchens
"Hello! How are you?"…(What he REALLY means): "Um. Hi. Merlin, what the crap am I supposed to say next?"
Things That Can Substitute Oxygen: Food, cheese, pillows
Most Valuable Items: A basket of cheese
Things Currently In Pocket: eraser, broken cookie crumbs, scrap of parchment
Sole Wish: Own a cheese shop/become the CEO of a recognized cheese shop
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Quiet, Sensitive Moony:
Top 3 Places to Find This Marauder: Library, common room, kitchens
"Hello! How are you?"… (What he REALLY means): "Hello! How are you?"
Things That Can Substitute Oxygen: Books, quills, knowledge
Most Valuable Items: The entire set of encyclopedia books on all magic-related items and spells
Things Currently In Pocket: spare quill, magically minimized book, reading glasses
Sole Wish: Read all the books ever printed
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Flamboyant, Handsome Padfoot:
Top 3 Places to Find This Marauder: School kitchens, roomy cupboards, Astronomy Tower
"Hello! How are you?"… (What he REALLY means): "There's a nice little cupboard on the floor below.."
Things That Can Substitute Oxygen: Girls, heels, cherry pies
Most Valuable Items: 500 galleon pair of Dior wedge high-heeled sandals, Best Snogger of Hogwarts Award
Things Currently In Pocket: lip balm, a piece of parchment with six names written on it, Dungbombs
Sole Wish: Own heels in every single color possible, so he may construct a rainbow.
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Charming, Sweet Prongs:
Top 3 Places to Find This Marauder: Any place where Lily is, Quidditch field, kitchens
"Hello! How are you?"… (What he REALLY means): "Hey. Seen Lily around?"
Things That Can Substitute Oxygen: Lily, Lily-observing, Quidditch
Most Valuable Items: Lily's right shoe, pair of lucky snitch knickers, broom
Things Currently In Pocket: Marauder's Map, invisibility cloak, snitch
Sole Wish: Go out with Lily. Get married to Lily. Live happily ever after with Lily.
We have finished. Yep. Now you know every possible thing about us. Perhaps more. Did you think I scared off enough girls with my adorable fetish for heels? Maybe.
Now, onto the most important thing of this book…
Our fans.
BACK OF THE BOOK NAMES:
Congratulations to the following lovely and most beautiful girls in the world for reading and enjoying every single drip of ink we have used to pin our witty, charismatic words onto this book.
We give you a heartfelt salute.
Charmingly and forever yours,
The Marauders:
Prongs, Padfoot, Moony, and Wormtail
Please note, since there are simply too many names, we will display only the first eighty-two...
1. Nina (Padfoot…both paws down!)
2. Danielle Spielvogel (I HEART MOONY!)
3. Sylvia Snape (Behind Moony 112)
4. Alison
5. Kyra Smith-Cullen
6. Leslee Evangeline
7. Catie Sulliven
8. Sarah-Kate
9. Kameron Sellers
10. Vittoria Russo
11. Myranda
12. Lyra Haven (Sirius)
13. Cassidy Weir (sings Out of my dreams and into your arms I love to fly...)
14. Kyiana 'Kyi' Shadowwisper
15. Tegan (is madly in love with dear Remus)
16. Bella
17. Emma (JAMES IS HOTSOME! hugs, Emma)
18. Aleksandra
19. Sabrina Godfrey (Padfoot)
20. Meagan
21. Aqualila Jordange (Luv, Luv Luv Padfoot)
22. Cuthien
23. Kimberly (I love Moony ! Let's go for a howl sometime.)
24. Likari-chan
25. Natalia Maryne (Moony)
26. Lalita (I heart Prongs)
27. FREEMAN
28. naughty witch
29. Araya
30. Toasty Nut Muffin
31. Chelly (i like moony best because he's exactly like me!)
32. Kristy-chan (The oh-so handsome Remus! Yet again -swoon- I love him.)
33. Trisha Anderson
34. Prue Eliza Hutton (Sirius Black love)
35. Mamoray Potter (Ahem…the oh so smart and funny Moony!)
36. Rachel (Prongs)
37. Danielle-Lynn Herrel (Mr. Prongs is far better than Mr. Padfoot any day.)
38. Hazelra (Sirius is on fire! You're Smokin'! (Hopefully not literally) Hott!)
39. Julie Harder
40. Hifza Naz (I love Prongs and Moony! You guys are soo hott!)
41. Brittany Leigh Meredith
42. Lila H. A. Gringe (Sirius: just insane enough!)
43. Rosie Welling (Padfoot is my favorite. Even if he is ridiculous.)
44. Sydney Rose Morrison
45. Aurora O' Connell
46. Zainy (I think Mr Padfoot Rocks but Mr Prongs wins best marauder any day (and he's good looking))
47. Kindali Sidera (I am in love with Padfoot. He is deliciously hot.)
48. Hannah (Sirius Orion! I'd like to remind you that those are /my/ purple high heels you seem to enjoy so much.)
49. Akhil V.
50. Michael R.
51. Nicole B.
52. miwako
53. alex
54. Ashley
55. Allie Burns
56. Evangaline (guys in purple heels and form-fitting red dresses are sexy)
57. Ashley Dembinski (Sirius Freaking Black! It's Ash-ley! Ash-ley! Ash-ley! You better get your bloody head on straight because if you can't we're through! )
58. Leah Benson (Likes Remus the mostest:D)
59. Rofiah
60. Arielle
61. Kasey
62. Valerie
63. Julia (Moony)
64. Lila (Padfoot rocks!)
65. Adrienne Tucker – (Padfoot snogged me for my pink stilettos. I want them back.)
66. AJ Archer (Remus, dear, I need 99 Practical Uses for Mandragora Root and Wolfsbane back before Madam Pince tracks me down, does me in, and mounts my head on her mantle.)
67. hpobsessor
68. Lexi
69. x-pointless love
70. ta-daa
71. Shenavyre
72. PhoenixPhreak (To Sirius: You're hot, I'm hot. Let's snog.)
73. Breana Smith
74. Aimee (JP/LE shipper to the end)
75. Maya - Moony. And Padfoot (You just have to support the crossdresser.)
76. Lily/Wave (Moony/Moomy)
77. Avery loves Sirius Black. And James. And Remus, too.
78. Psymonia
79. Sarisa - Love ya Moony! Sensible, understanding guys are so hot :)
80. Lalix
81. Ivy Windails
82. Krise Valkyrite
Author's Note:
DONE!
I dunno. I'm thinking of adding some more stuff later on…or maybe doing something similar to this...we'll see. For now, it's complete.
I will only EDIT names, but I will not ADD on any more, unless it was my mistake.
If you do not see your name on here, and you submitted your name before I posted this, please tell me so I can add you on here! Sorry if I happened to do so.
Thanks!
Hope you guys have enjoyed this.