A/N- Hi everyone! Long time, no see. Melissa's over and she is bugging me to post, so here I am. Ow... hey quit that. Sorry she's poking me- I'll let her talk.

Hey everyone. Sorry I didn't talk last chapter. Katie posted without me getting a word in. -Glares- Ouch! She keeps hitting me! Ouch stop! -starts to tackle to the ground-

Wasn't my fault. She wasn't here when I updated.

Yeah. Watever. Anywho, this chappie ought to be good. Haven't read it in a while... she's too far ahead in the rough drafts (Chapter 8). grrr... I'll read it now... -reads for 5 minutes- Yea. It's good. So, why don't you hit that review button and send some cool words out to my home girl Katie?!

And Melissa!! Can't forget my homey. Shez my homegirl! Fresh out of Homegirls, USA.

And now the chap. enjoy!!! (P.S. Ignore the talking, she's not that great at homegirl language.)

PS- THE MONTH IS OCTOBER!!!!


The House Hunt

Harry POV

I woke up to bright sunshine streaming through the open curtains of the French doors that lead to her small balcony. The doors were not even 10 feet from the bed. I really should remodel her room sometime. Magically of course. I looked next to me expecting to her sleeping body, but instead, I found a depression in the mattress where she should have been sleeping. I panicked. What happened to Hermione? I thought she was still a little too weak from her ordeal to be able to get out of bed, let alone walk out of the room. I dressed in my dark blue jeans and a tight black button-down shirt with decorative white paint splattered in random spots across the chest. I put my wand in my back pocket. Wait...what did Moody say in 5th year about putting wands in your back pocket?

"Don't put your wand there, boy!" roared Moody. "What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!" "Who d'you know who's lost a buttock?" the violet-haired woman asked Mad-Eye interestedly . "Never you mind, you just keep your wand out of your back pocket!" growled Mad-Eye. "Elementary wand safety, nobody bothers about it anymore..."

Oh. Thats what he said. Bad idea... I took it back out and slipped it into my right front pocket. I opened the door and walked down the hall. I smelled something delicious wafting from the kitchen. I saw her cooking some food that smelled mouth-watering. Damn her excellent cooking. My stomach growled. She turned around. Darn...

"Shoot." She said "I was hoping to surprise you."

"It's alright. I am surprised." I said, walking up to her and giving her a warm hug and a kiss on the cheek. I backed up and observed her clothes. She was wearing a brown Candy shirt with a checked orange-blue-green blouse, dark blue jeans like mine, and was barefoot. Her hair was pulled up in a messy bun.

"Well, I made you breakfast." she said, a tad sad that I ruined her surprise.

"You didn't have to." I whined "I could have conjured it up and we could have spent the morning together."

"I wanted to do something special for you." she argued back, glaring death at me.

"Don't think I don't appreciate it." I said, throwing my hands up.

She was all smiles again.

"So lets eat then." she grabbed the tray of food and set it down on the already set table.

I slid her chair back for her to sit and she smiled at me. I sat down and we started to eat. I eagerly dug into my food, quickly demolishing it all. I got up and refiled my plate, doing so everytime I finished the food on it.

After some silence...

"Where are Ron and Luna?"

"They went to see a real estate agent." she said calmly.

Hermione POV

"Are you serious?" He burst, spraying eggs everywhere.

"Yes I am." I said "They are buying their own house."

"But...But..." Harry spluttered "How will you pay for the rent on the apartment?" It was rather expensive.

"I'll live with them till I can get my own place."

"Uh no you won't." He said smoothly.

"Oh I won't? Where will I live then?"

"I just bought for us a $12 million penthouse in Le Royale Tower. The penthouse covers the whole floor. There are 5 bedrooms, 5.5 bathrooms, a HUMUNGOUS kitchen, a spacious dining room, rec room, wet bar, large living room/parlor, front room, and the bedrooms are incredibly spacious. There's also a private club on the 34th floor with a restraunt, cafe, and a bunch of other stuff and theres a gigantic pool on the 35th. Wait a minute...why am I telling you about it? We're living there."

I sat there, dumbstruck.

"And exactly how much did this cost?" I asked disapprovingly. I hate it when he buys expensive stuff for me. Talk about WAY OVER THE TOP expensive.

"Only about $600,000."

"H...H...How?" I spluttered.

"Arguing...negotiating...and a little touch of persuasion." He said rubbing the fingers of his right hand. A few golden sparks lazily made their way into exisitence.

"Harry...I...I don't know if I should be furious or estatic." I said.

"Be estatic...Please? You scare me when you're furious. Like now, with that evil glare...and the rolling up of sleeves...and...PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!"

"HARRY JAMES POTTER!!!" I roared, and I leaped at him. I knocked him off of the chair and started to tickle him like mad. He soon flipped me over and started to do the same. I pushed him backwards and when he landed on his back, I jumped back on top of him, stradling his waist.

Then he did something I didn't think he would do so soon. He sat up and pressed his lips forcefully to mine. I wrapped my arms around him automatically and went into autopilot. He wrapped his arms around my waist and kissed me with a new-found passion. His tongue touched my lips. He wanted to taste my mouth. And surprisingly enough, I let him. I started to feel a slight poking in the lower regions. I started to grind into him harder. After a minute, I pushed him back down to the floor. I slowly and torturously started to unbutton his shirt...

Harry POV

I can't believe I'm just letting all self-control fly out the window. She is my ex-girlfriend, well-used to be, but she just turns me on like flicking on a light switch. My desires surpass anything I have ever felt for a girl before.

Oh God, shes unbuttoning my shirt. It feels sooooo right...

When she finished, I flipped it around, so she was on bottom. I slowly started to tug at her shirt. It started to rip fairly quickly. Had she been sane enough to realize, she would have stomped on me in the balls. Ouch! Half-way done ripping her shirt, slowly and torturously doing so...

"BLOODY HELL!!!"

We broke apart and looked up to see Ron and Luna standing in the doorway to the kitchen, mouths wide open.

A/N- One more chapter successfully completed!!! I didn't originally plan for them to go so far, but it was a spur of the moment idea. Sorry if you hate it!

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