Thank you to everyone who read or reviewed the first part. I am surprised I received so many reviews. Sorry it took so long to get this up. The good news is the story is done, we are just editing it at this point.
I forgot to put the disclaimer in last time. I only own my original characters.
Thank you to Teddy Bear for being the beta on the last chapter. Thank you to Merklin
to for being the beta on this chapter
Part two: This Isn't Funny or You Don't Tell Someone That In an E-mail.
She was going to kill her boyfriend for this, if Spock didn't do it first. A nerve pinch was too good for something like this. That was her only thought when she opened the message and several of the emails already coming in from her colleagues about the "baby Vulcan fund." Spock was not going to be happy about the invitation, let alone the graphic because Spock hates people "gossiping" about his personal life regardless of the accuracy, and unfortunately this was almost accurate in a tragic way. Jim was not going to be that happy either, mostly because the special graphic would remind him of what he can't have yet.
Stupid, idiotic boyfriend.
She knew it was Sulu who did this, despite sending it from his (only) ex-girlfriend's account (She is so furious right now that she cannot even use his first name). The biggest clue was the fact he wasn't with her right now. They always spend their free time together. Notwithstanding the fact he used similar wording in the engagement party invitation, her boyfriend was a genius for accidentally falling into the truth. Spock may not be pregnant yet but Jim and Spock were working on it. Actually, they have already had two failed attempts at in Vitro recently. Jim actually cried (when Spock was safely somewhere else) because he wanted a child so badly.
Really, she shouldn't be surprised that Sulu had another lucky yet disastrous guess. She was starting to think this holiday is cursed. Even their initial hook up was the result of an April Fool's Day joke gone wrong or rather a revenge joke from Lieutenant Hill. He wasn't happy about Sulu's roll in his demotion. He thought it would be funny to put some sort of aphrodisiac in their drinks at Jim's bachelor party-that she still can't remember most of the details of-in hopes that the supposedly completely gay Sulu would freak out because he woke up with his female friend in bed naked. It turns out Hikaru is gay like Jim is straight and he was only freaked out about what happened because he had sex with a friend and didn't remember it. He actually liked her; more importantly he respected her and always treated her as an equal.
So maybe the joke wasn't completely bad. Once she got over the whole thing happening because she was drugged by a complete idiot she was willing to let things be whatever they would be. Besides it was nice being with a guy who thought teaching her to fence was a good way to spend the date and didn't think anything of her spending two days straight in the communications lab trying to decipher 20,000 year old alien hieroglyphs. Actually, he was known to do the same thing when he came across a very interesting plant on a mission. Just a few months ago, he spent four days working with plants assumed to be extinct after the destruction of Vulcan that they discovered on a random planet. According to the ancient Vulcan legend said plants would bring prosperity and fertility.
Unlike two years ago, Hill did not fare very well for his joke mostly because he had no remorse and his motivation was grounded in malice (at least Hikaru apologized for her finding out in the worst possible way that her ex boyfriend was getting married). Not only did Nyota kick Hill in the balls he had to deal with an irate Jim who was beyond pissed that he had to deal with a disciplinary matter of this nature on his honeymoon after being hospitalized because of it. They actually had to postpone the wedding a week because of what happened.
Hill accidentally drugged more than his intended targets, including Jim. Now normally being drugged with something that would make Jim want to screw Spock like crazy (not that he needed anything extra) would be a good thing. Unfortunately, Jim's evil allergies attacked and he ended up going into anaphylactic shock which triggered the type of emotional response from Spock that she hasn't seen since the "bridge incident". Jim still doesn't know exactly what his husband did to Hill once Jim was in the capable hands of Dr. McCoy. For the sake of plausible deniability, it's better that he doesn't know it involved lots of broken bones and bruising.
Hill was currently serving four years in a medium security Starfleet facility. Apparently, drugging someone with something that forces an individual to have sex is a court martial offence with jail time. It was made worse by the fact his stunt almost killed his captain in the process.
Now one year later, another joke turned out to be a little more true than intended. She should be happy that at least nothing her boyfriend did was illegal (except taking over someone's e-mail account) but she doubted a Spock drugged up on fragility medication and an anxious Jim would see it that way even if it was most likely an accident. As she learned from dating a Vulcan, as a people, they tend to keep anything related to reproduction or sex a complete secret from everyone outside this included the fact that one in 10 male Vulcans are born with a functional uterus and ovaries. She personally did not find out about her ex actually having said uterus until three weeks ago when she did a movie night to cheer Up her best friend because the last attempt at in Vitro fertilization did not take (this would be when Jim cried hysterically on her shoulder not that she was ever allowed to tell anybody that because it would ruin his manly man image).
Due to pressure from Spock's father to start producing Vulcan grandbabies immediately, the couple decided to take advantage of the year it will take Enterprise to become family friendly and their planetside assignments to work on producing that grandchild. They were trying to get Spock pregnant before the mission ended in July. That would give ample time for Paternity leave before needing to be back in space. At least that was the plan but so far it wasn't working. Jim really wouldn't be happy with a pregnant Spock graphic. The message that she just received from her friends and captain told her that.
Jim is going to kill Sulu. Then he is going to find a way to go back in time and kill the guy who created this fucking holiday in the first place. Every year he ends of dealing with a ton of paperwork due to a prank gone wrong. The easiest mess to clean up oddly enough was two years ago with the engagement party incident. Due to getting a nice engagement present out of the whole thing he decided to leave that punishment to Nyota off the books although he did add several additional wedding events to help her out (and to appease his crazy father in law). Considering she got a boyfriend out of their arrangement, it worked out for the best.
He was busy at the time punishing Hill for the chocolate replicator incident the year before. In retrospect, being Scotty's special helper for another six months was not enough of a deterrent for Hill from doing dangerous shit. At least Sulu's weak attempts at humor were never intentionally dangerous and he will acknowledge when he did something stupid. Hill had trouble taking responsibility for his own mistakes. Hill blamed Sulu for getting caught and decided to get revenge by maneuvering things that resulted in Sulu and Nyota sleeping together. What happened was Jim spending too much time in sick bay and Spock doing something to Hill that no one will tell him about including Hill's now ex wife. It's never a good thing when your April fool's day joke is so bad that you get court martialed and jail time. The only good thing that came out of the whole fiasco was Nyota now has a boyfriend that he does not think is a complete prick (when he isn't pulling stupid jokes).
Compared to last year Sulu sending another fake invitation is relatively mild, however Jim is going to have to deal with a very sulky hopped up on hormones (almost Pon Far level but with estrogen) husband (he did not almost cry when he saw the graphic, it was allergies, damn it). Spock is already uncomfortable with all the changes his body is going through due to the hormone treatments to make having a baby possible. Seeing a photographic representation of what he would look like if the in Vitro actually works is not doing Jim any favors. Even though it was Spock's idea to start working on a child the most natural way they can, he is still scared about the actual pregnancy in a very Vulcan way. Sulu will pay for Jim having to deal with his slightly crazy husband.
Jim knows that Sulu is responsible for this joke despite the account that the invitation is coming from. First, Yeoman Cameron barely does anything Jim tells her to do, so he doubts she would do anything extra even to earn extra points to get her off of probation. Second, due to certain notations on her personnel file, the thought of two men having a kid together would freak her out and let's just leave it at that. Now due to her personal preferences, she may have done this as a malicious joke to get back at the two people she doesn't like working for but Jim just doesn't think she is that creative.
Considering that it took him two attempts to guess at her password, Jim is not that surprised her account was taken over by someone with Sulu's modest computer skills (compare to him). Because of her xenophobic tendencies, he also doubts that she is aware that some species of males in the universe can carry offspring let alone that some Vulcans can, including Jim's husband. Again, she is just not creative enough to think of something like that on her own. However, between the bridal shower thing two years ago and the incident with a certain Admiral's vintage convertible six years ago (that Jim knows Sulu was responsible for) Jim knows that he's creative enough and brave enough to pull something off like this. The fact that Jim knows Sulu hates Yeoman Cameron for personal reasons makes her being a victim of the joke more likely.
The real question is was this another case of Sulu guessing the truth or did he actually know that Jim and Spock were trying to get pregnant. The Fact that 10% of Vulcan Males can get pregnant and carry the fetus to term with the aid of in Vitro fertilization and hormone treatments is the best kept secret in the Federation right after Pon Far. Jim was completely clueless about it until Spock told him so he doubted that Sulu would know about it. Then there is the popular assumption that hybrids are sterile. Spock's father, in a desperate attempt to make sure that his hybrid son could carry on the family name, made sure that his son was designed with the ability to reproduce via egg or sperm. This was a good thing because his husband's sperm was not viable at all but his uterus and ovaries worked perfectly fine.
Because his father in law kept pressing the need to rebuild the Vulcan population, they decided to take advantage of Starfleet's new family friendly policies and the year it will take to retrofit Enterprise into compliance. If it wasn't for the pressure from daddy dearest, they probably would have waited until they were both in their forties and most likely on Earth as part of the Admiralty before they would even tried to have kids. However, Vulcans being an endangered species has sort of changed that.
Other than the Vulcan fertility specialist that they are consulting with and Sarek, the only people on Enterprise that knew they were trying to conceive were Dr. McCoy and Nyota. He wasn't planning on telling Nyota, but she caught him after Spock told him that the last attempt at the baby Vulcan did not work (Jim did not get to go to that appointment due to somebody doing something stupid that he had to fix). She knew he wouldn't be crying over something small and he had to tell her everything. Bones was a master at doctor/patient confidentiality so Jim doubted he said anything. Nyota was also good at keeping things to herself. However, Jim would not be surprised if she accidentally let something slip to her boyfriend. You will be amazed what one will accidentally let slipped during sex.
From: Kirk-SpockJT
To:UhuraNA
Subject:Your boyfriend is an idiot
Time Send: 4/1/2263 19:09:22
I'm still trying to decide what was more brainless, your boyfriend's bridal shower/engagement party joke two years ago or this year's baby shower invitation? Does he really think this stuff is funny? More importantly, does your boyfriend really believe that I would not figure out it was him? It was obvious it was him because he used the exact same language from the engagement party invitation. The fake pregnancy graphic was a nice touch in a pouring salt on the wounds sort of way. Spock is going to kill him for that alone. You know how the hormone treatments have been affecting him. He is so touchy right now. He threw a bowl of soup at Christine the other day. God that was a disaster.
What I want to know is your boyfriend still a genius at guessing the truth or did you accidentally say something to him? I can understand if you did. He is your boyfriend and you probably had no idea he could be this juvenile. I just need to know who I need to protect from the wrath of a hormonal husband.
PS: I've already received 35 E-mails regarding this already.
From: UhuraNA
To:Kirk-SpockJT
Subject: Re: Your boyfriend is an idiot
Time Sent: 4/1/2263 19:15:22
I'm aware that he is a complete idiot. I've already received 48 messages pertaining to the baby Vulcan present fund so far. You're not the only one who is furious. He's going to need protection from me. His hand is going to be his only company for a while.
He came up with his little joke on his own with no help from me. His only official victim was Yeoman Cameron. Sulu doesn't like her for personal reasons that I cannot disclose. I didn't say anything to him about you and Spock trying to get pregnant. I don't tell my friends business to people who don't need to know. For example, I won't tell you why my boyfriend hates your Yeoman because it's none of your business.
I know you're trying to keep things quiet because male Vulcan pregnancy is prone to miscarriages but if your husband keeps terrorizing the bridge crew everybody is going to know something is up. He's starting to act like the stereotypical crazy pregnant woman, mood swings and all. I honestly think Sulu included the "special graphic" because of Spock's appalling behavior lately. He's my friend, and he's driving me crazy. If this is what pregnancy does to someone I am never having kids.
From: Kirk-SpockJT
To:UhuraNA
Subject: Re: Your boyfriend is an idiot
Time Sent: 4/1/2263 19:21:34
I'm married to the guy and he's driving me crazy. If Vulcan male pregnancy was not a dirty little secret among Vulcans I'm sure everybody would know what was going on. Part of me wishes we went with a gestational carrier but you said no way in hell. For some reason, Spock just had to carry the baby himself because he can. Don't ask me to explain the way my husband's mind works. I just can't do it. He's not even pregnant yet and he is already this bad. His behavior is just caused by the medication to help get him pregnant (and may be frustration at the fact that he's not pregnant yet). I don't want to think about his reaction to an image of him extremely pregnant and eating peanut butter covered pickles. He will not be happy. Actually, I don't want to think about a point later on when he will eat peanut butter covered pickles.
What do pregnant Vulcans eat, anyway? I should know this stuff already. I'm going to be a horrible father.
He types in that last part not just because he knows nothing about pregnancy nutrition. Even though he wants this child the whole pregnancy thing seems overwhelming. Actually, the thought of being a parent is overwhelming. He didn't exactly have the best role models around. Maybe it was a good thing the last round didn't take, he was going to be horrible at this parenting thing.
From: UhuraNA
To:Kirk-SpockJT
Subject: Re: Your boyfriend is an idiot
Time Sent: 4/1/2263 19:34:45
This is another reason why I'm never having kids. Okay, deep cleansing breath. If you are panicking this much now, I don't want to know what you will be like during the actual pregnancy or once the child gets here. I can't believe you're panicking over having kids. Bloodthirsty Romulans do not scare you but children do. Sometimes, I worry about you.
You can do this.
If you can handle 800 moderately insane Starfleet personnel you can deal with one little child. Besides, the kid will be half Spock so that should make things a little easier. You have at a minimum nine months to prepare and Spock is not even pregnant yet. Again, you will be fine.
To answer your specific panic stricken question, I'm sure he will eat the same thing any pregnant vegetarian will eat. See link below and stop panicking. You can do this.
[nutritional guidelines for pregnant Vulcans]
There was a reason why Jim like her he thought as he went to the FIH web site. In addition to the nutrition guidelines, there were also other resources there related to Vulcan pregnancy. There was even something there for hybrid pregnancy. He was definitely bookmarking this. Also peanut butter covered pickles is apparently a pregnancy delicacy for Vulcans. It looks like Sulu did some research before sticking his foot in his mouth.
From: Kirk-SpockJT
To:UhuraNA
Subject: Re: Your boyfriend is an idiot
Time Send: 4/1/2263 19:44:22
I can't believe they actually have websites for that sort of thing. I think it should've been a big clue that male pregnancy was possible for Vulcans because they kept everything gender-neutral.
Okay why are you so afraid of having children besides the mood swings and sheer panic of having another living being be completely depended on you?
I think you will make a good mom someday. You're kind, intelligent, you can kick ass, and you will actually stick around. Those are my main criteria for a good parent. I think you will be a hell of a lot better than my mom ever was. At lease, you would be around most of the time.
I know that you are the type of person who puts those who are close to you first instead of your career. Also considering the fact that you have been with the same guy for the entire year, I thought things were pretty serious. I can so see you guys together 20 years from now raising a ship load of kids who can use a sword and speak 500 different languages. It will be great. Besides, our children will get to run around the ship together, completely awesome.
From: UhuraNA
To:Kirk-SpockJT
Subject: Re: Your boyfriend is an idiot
Time Send: 4/1/2263 19:50:22
You're not the only one who had a screwed up childhood because your parents were up in space all the time. I'm just glad that after my mom had a miscarriage, when she found out her brother died in the Kelvin incident, they decided not to try again. Don't get me wrong, I love my dad even if he treated me like the son he always wanted but never got. My mom was barely there and it was painful. It's just weird having your father take you to buy your first training bra because your mom was too preoccupied to (if you have a girl, I volunteered to take that duty now). I don't want to be that type of mom. Even if I have met the right person, it's just not the right time. I'm too focused on my career to have adequate time to take care of a child right now. Maybe in a few years when I decide to take some teaching or research position that lets me stay in one place for a while I can think about having children. Just not now.
From: Kirk-SpockJT
To:UhuraNA:
Subject: RE: Your boyfriend is an idiot
Time Send: 4/1/2263 19:53:22
I think my biggest worry is that I will be so caught up with my job that I will forget that I actually have a child. I know it felt that way with my mom. But I think we'll be okay if we acknowledge that we don't want to be our parents.
So is Sulu the right person? Are you in love with him?
Jim is not surprised at all that he doesn't get a response right away. He's pretty sure he just asked the wrong question or at the very least a question she does not want to answer. However he does receive a strange message from his husband. Personally, Jim is surprised this did not arrive sooner. As expected his husband was extremely angry in a very Vulcan way.
From: Spock-KirkX
To:Kirk-SpockJT: UhuraNA: McCoyLA
Subject:Unauthorized disclosure of personal medical information
Time Sent: 4/1/2263 20:10:09
In light of Mr. Sulu's most recent April Fools' Day joke, it is obvious that there is a person disclosing private information in the medical department. Because I hold Dr. McCoy and Lieutenant Commander Uhura in such high regard, I do not believe they are responsible for this breach of private information. Due to the type of information disclose this issue must be addressed immediately. I propose meeting at 2100 hours to discuss this disciplinary issue.
Jim just rolls his eyes at his husband's antics. He's beyond paranoid. Jim started to type up a response but changed his mind when he saw Nyota's email. Besides if he responds now he will end up sleeping on the couch.
From: UhuraNA
To:Kirk-SpockJT
Subject: RE: Your boyfriend is an idiot
Time Send: 4/1/2263 20:13:22
Maybe, sometimes I love him, but when he does stuff like this I'm not sure. I don't think it really matters. With the command shortage, we're going to get split up. It's not like we qualify for Tandem assignments. I'm not that great at relationships, let alone long-distance ones. I'm sure things will fall apart before too long. God, for the first time in my life I'm actually dreading a promotion. Unless it is a real accident, a baby is just not going to happen anytime soon. I accept that.
PS: I think your husband is paranoid and overreacting (a little). I also think I'm going to have to protect my boyfriend from being rendered unconscious by your Spock.
From: Kirk-SpockJT
To:UhuraNA
Subject: RE: Your boyfriend is an idiot
Time Send: 4/1/2263 20:18:54
Spock and paranoia usually go hand in hand especially right now because of the fertility treatments. You may want to function as your boyfriend's personal bodyguard for a little while.
On the bright side if you do accidentally get knocked up then you will qualify for tandem assignments. That's what happened with my parents even if my mom argued otherwise. There is no way in hell Sam was a 10 pound premi.
Don't worry about it. It will all work out in the end. Besides depending on how bad I punish your boyfriend he may not even qualify for a promotion anymore. I'm going to talk to Spock about the appropriate punishment for breaking into somebody's email account, sending out doctored photos of your superior officer, and throwing another party without permission. I know you read the earlier e-mail from my Vulcan and it's obvious he's not happy. Because you're my best friend, I'm going to try to talk him out of doing anything really bad. We may even leave the punishment to you. I'm sure you can come up with something better than either of us ever could.
He would make a joke about withholding sex but he doesn't feel like dealing with sexual harassment training again even if she already made one herself.
From: Kirk-SpockJT:
To:UhuraNA:
Subject: Re: Your boyfriend is an idiot
Time Send: 4/1/2263 19:24:22
Unless somebody decided to switch my birth control pills out with a placebo as another stupid joke, an accident is not going to happen. I believe in preventing pregnancy by any means possible but if that doesn't work then that means the baby is meant to be. It's just not meant to be right now.
Although, that does give me a perfectly wonderful punishment for this year's stupidity. Let's see if my boyfriend likes a taste of his own medicine.
Technically he did ask me for permission for the party so he can't be punished for that, everything else is fair game.
I think you should take your own advice when it comes to the baby thing. It will work itself out in the end. Stop worrying about it. You will be fine.
Jim wonders if this is a good time to tell her that she accidentally ate Vulcan fertility cookies three weeks ago when she was over for the "cheer up Jim because Spock didn't end up pregnant" movie night. It was not his fault that Spock forgot to tell him the story behind the purpose of using once thought to be extinct plants to make cookies. It was probably best not to say anything. Besides, he doubted the cookies were powerful enough to counteract her birth control pills even if they were more than some old Vulcan urban legend. It's probably more important that he works on calming down his slightly hysterical husband (besides if he had to deal with a slightly crazy husband, Sulu deserves any punishment his girlfriend can come up with).
From: Kirk-SpockJT
To: Spock-KirkX
CC: UhuraNA; McCoyLA
Subject: Re: Unauthorized disclosure of personal medical information
Time Send: 4/1/2263 20:30:47
I can't believe I'm telling you this, but calm down. Nobody betrayed you or violated section 47.13. Our favorite pilot just had another lucky guess. We can discuss appropriate punishment when you are done playing in your lab. Nyota already has an idea but it's probably again section 473.9B regarding the treatment of POWs let alone any personnel, however, I'm in bad enough of a mood to allow it as long as no one ends up dead.
Why are you freaking out about this? It's not like you are actually pregnant and he told the entire ship before you could.
When Spock doesn't reply after 10 minutes Jim becomes a little worried that Sulu wasn't the only one who could have a lucky guess. There's no way that is possible because the last round of in Vitro did not work. For a moment, Jim wondered if Spock finally got in the April Fool's Day spirit.
From: Kirk-SpockJT
To: Spock-KirkX
CC: UhuraNA; McCoyLA
Subject: Re: Unauthorized disclosure of personal medical information
Time Sent: 4/1/2263 20:45:47
You're not actually pregnant are you? That seems to be the only logical explanation for the fact that you're so freaked out (for you) about what happened. Your lack of response has me worried. (nervous laugh)
From: Spock-KirkX
To: Kirk-SpockJT
CC: UhuraNA; McCoyLA
Subject: Re: Unauthorized disclosure of personal medical information
Time Sent: 4/1/2263 20:50:02
Due to the volatile nature of male Vulcan pregnancy I felt it was best to wait four additional weeks after Dr. McCoy determined the last treatment was successful. I am dismayed that due to pure coincidence the entire ship found out about the pregnancy before I was ready for such a thing to take place.
Jim actually dropped his PADD when he read this. After knowing Spock for nearly five years, this should not surprise him. He actually told his father that they were engaged via e-mail. Spock could have at least called.
From: Kirk-SpockJT
To: Spock-KirkX
CC: UhuraNA; McCoyLA
Subject: Re: Unauthorized disclosure of personal medical information
Time Sent: 4/1/2263 20:54:27
You and I are going to have a very long talk about what is appropriate to reveal in an E mail. Telling me that you're pregnant is not appropriate. Also, I get that you did not want the pregnancy to be public knowledge but I am not part of the public. I can't believe you lied to me. Since you are pregnant, you're not allowed to work yourself to death anymore. Work time is over for the night. I'm coming to the lab to drag you back home and I expect a makeup blow job.
With that Jim left for a very long discussion about why his husband was afraid to let anybody know about the pregnancy. Apparently, Amanda went through six miscarriages, four of which happened after Spock was born. Jim could understand the cautiousness but he was not happy.
He also found out that it may have been a bad thing for his friend to eat certain Vulcan cookies because they probably interfered with her birth control pills. There really were certain herbs inside that facilitated pregnancy and prevented miscarriages. Said herbs do not work that well with modern birth control. He decided he would tell her in the morning, he was too busy doing other things including his husband. He was so busy celebrating the baby that he did not check his e-mail again till morning. Actually, he did not want to deal with the 897 baby related E-mails in his inbox until he had too. Fortunately he was able to filter out the good stuff.
From: McCoyLA
To: Spock-KirkX; Kirk-SpockJT
CC: UhuraNA;
Subject: Re: Unauthorized disclosure of personal medical information
Time Send: 4/1/2263 20:45:47
Do not use reply to all on these types of conversations especially when you start talking about your sex life. Actually don't use reply to all at all. It's about as annoying as the stupid pranks by Sulu. Did he really think he would get away with this. I don't want to know about this. I am your doctor not your marriage counselor, damn it.
PS: I told him to tell you but the damn stubborn Vulcan wouldn't listen to me.
Jim just rolled his eyes at that message. The subject line from one of Nyota's e-mails made him shiver just a little bit.
From: UhuraNA:
To:McCoyLA
CC: Kirk-SpockJT
Subject: Need your assistance in punishing my boyfriend.
Time Sent: 4/1/2263 22:01:23
I can't give you the details but can I schedule an appointment for a pregnancy test tomorrow.
From: McCoyLA
To:UhuraNA:
CC: Kirk-SpockJT
Subject: Re: Need your assistance in punishing my boyfriend.
Time Sent: 4/1/2263 22:13:53
I know what you're planning. You are a cruel woman. Sometimes I think you're scarier than my ex wife. I can see you at seven tomorrow.
That was in less than 10 minutes. That's going to be a disaster if his suspicions were correct.
From: UhuraNA
To: SuluHG
BCC: Kirk-SpockJT; McCoyLA; Spock-KirkX
Subject:Don't even think about sex tonight, you fool.
Time Sent: 4/1/2263 21:34:23
I suggest you do not come over tonight. Seriously, what were you thinking? How could you think emailing a manipulated picture of an extremely pregnant commanding officer was a good idea? Everyone knew it was you. In a few months you are going to find out how badly you screwed up. OK since you like planning baby showers so much, you may be planning your own soon. I'm late.
PS: I'm not the only one.
From: Kirk-SpockJT
To:McCoyLA
Subject: RE: Need your assistance in punishing my boyfriend.
Time Sent: 4/2/2263 6:53:22
A couple of weeks ago during a movie night Nyota ate half of box of Vulcan cookies that Spock made, not knowing that they contain special herbs that most likely deactivated her birth control pills. Hell, I didn't know at the time otherwise I wouldn't have given her the cookies. Yes, I know I should listen to Spock more often. You may want to actually give her a pregnancy test.
To be continued.