Me: "Because of Aldwyn's persuasion, I made this."

Hosts: "We do not own CCS or HP so there!"

(The questions and dares we received will be posted in the next chapter. Also, a lot of OOC ness in this episode.)

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Paul: "So what happened to Ron?"

Me: "Wait a sec."

-o- the song "True Friend" by Miley Cyrus started playing -o-

Me: (phone conversation) "Hello?

…….yes………….

……I see…………………

……. -sigh- We'll be there."

Lizanne: "Who was that?"

Me: "It was Ron. Apparently he was placed in the mental hospital, Dianne please come with me and we'll pick him up."

Dianne: "Sure, I got nothin' better to do."

-o- after three and half hours -o-

Paul: "What took you so long?"

Me: "We were sidetracked by almost a thousand people."

Ron: "Thanks for breaking me out."

Hermione: "It was your fault you ended up there anyway."

Ron: "Yeah, I guess I was too hyper."

Me: "Ya think! Half the city was against you being let out!"

Dianne: "Good thing we have a great ability to persuade people or else you would have never gotten out."

Aldwyn: "Anyway, because this was my idea, I get to be the one who decides what questions and dares are to be given."

Me: "Fine! But do not I repeat DO NOT! Kill any of the characters."

Aldwyn: "Fine, So much for that idea."

Aldwyn: "Ok, Sakura, if given the chance, will you beat up Kero?"

Sakura: "Hmmmm……. Yeah! He stole my cream soda!"

Aldwyn: "Then go ahead."

Me: "We are not and I repeat are NOT! paying the hospital fees."

Aldwyn: "Relax, I'm paying."

Queenie: "If you say so."

WHACK SMACK OUCH I'M SEEING STARS

Sakura: "That felt good."

Kero: "It would take weeks for me to heal!"

Aldwyn: "Syaoran, would you do the same?"

Syaoran: "Yup."

WHACK SMACK OUCH OWWWWWW!

Meiling: "I wanna beat up the stuffed toy too!"

Lizanne: "Go ahead."

Paul: "See if we care."

WHACK SMACK OUCH THIS IS A BORE

Dianne: "That looks fun, mind if I try?"

Me: "Of course not. Give it your best shot."

WHACK SMACK OUCH IT HURTS

Dianne: "That was fun."

Kero: "Why me?!"

Aldwyn: "'Cuz I had nothin' better to do than torture you."

Kero: "WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!!!!!? TELL MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

Sakura: "Well there was the time when you………….. (after 1 hour)

Syaoran: "And the time when you ………… (after another hour)

Sakura: "That's about it."

Touya: "There was also the time when ………. (after yet another hour)

---Touya beats up Kero---

WHACK SMACK OUCH NOT AGAINNNNN

Fujitaka: "So you're the one responsible for emptying the fridge. I will get you for that!"

WHACK SMACK OUCH CRRRRAACCKKK

Me: "Ohh, he broke a bone. What and how many did you break?

Kero: "MY EVERY BONE"

Me: "Ha! In your face! I only broke two bones!"

Queenie: "I didn't think Kero's borrowed form had bones."

Lizanne: "Me neither."

Paul: "Despite the fact the he's a stuffed toy, he is still a living being so he has all systems."

Aldwyn: "You guys thinking what I'm thinking?"

Queenie: "Strangely, we are."

---Everyone forces Kero into a very small metal box which Syaoran then covered in chains and placed a big padlock---

---Syaoran and Sakura exit the set---

-o- somewhere -o-

Me: "You sure he won't be able to break loose?"

(hosts can teleport)

Sakura: "Yeah. I used the lock card."

Me: "Ok then."

---they threw the box into the ocean---

Paul: "So where'd you put Kero?"

Dianne: "I hope it's somewhere where he could never see the light of day ever again. MUAHAHAHAHA!"

Syaoran: "Guess."

Lizanne: "In the pet cemetery?"

Sakura: "Nope."

Paul: "In a well?"

Syaoran: "Close, but no."

Queenie: "Where?"

Me: "We threw him in the ocean where he was eaten by a barracuda which was eaten by a shark which was then eaten by a killer whale which was eaten by a giant squid which was eaten by a kraken which was captured by fishermen."

Aldwyn: "Cool, so who wants sushi?"

---everyone but me raise their hands---

-o- after half an hour -o-

Me: "The sushi's here."

---everyone starts to dig in---

Me: "Wait! Isn't that Kero's tail?"

Dianne: "It is."

Girls except Dianne and me: "EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!"

Paul: "This tastes good. Though it has a hint of cakes, sweets, and…… cream soda."

Queenie: "That is so gross!"

---suddenly Paul throws up---

Me: "I could have lived without seeing that."

Lizanne: "Me too."

Kero: "Finally! Fresh air!"

Me: "Ummmm, who the heck are you

Kero: "What?! You don't know me?!!"

Everyone: "No."

Aldwyn: "Let's catch him and dissect him for our science experiment!"

Hosts: "OK!"

---everyone, including the HP gang start chasing Kero, after a few hours, Queenie finally caught him---

Kero: "Don't dissect me!"

Lizanne: "Wait! He looks familiar."

Kero: "Finally someone recognizes me!"

Lizanne: "He looks like my sisters plush toy!"

Kero: "WHAT?! NO."

Lizanne: "But like my aunts plush toy, he can talk."

Kero: "NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! I'm Keroberos! Guardian Beast Of The Seal!!!!!!!"

Dianne: "You are?"

Paul: "It's hard to tell with that fish on top of his head."

---Paul removes the fish---

Me: "Well waddya know? It is Kero."

Kero: "Good. Now that that's settled, can someone please take me to the hospital?"

Me: "Well, I do know a guy who knows a guy who's the cousin of a guy who's the friend of a guy whose brother is a guy who went out with this girl whose sister is a vet (confusing ne?). I could contact him."

Kero: "That would be great."

Me: (phone conversation) "Yeah, Larry, can you hook me up with the guy who's the

cousin of a guy who's the friend of a guy who's brother is a

guy who went out with this girl who's sister is a vet cuz I want

to ask the girl's sisters' help.

……………..thanks. Bye."

-o- after three minuets, the vet arrived and after a few hours of opperations -o-

Stella: (the girls' sister) "This little fella's gonna be up and about in no time. Bye April."

April: "Thanks Stella."

Hosts: "And this is the never before seen episode of X-posed, until the next time. BYE!"

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Kero: "Why'd you guys torture me?"

Aldwyn: "'Cuz we got nothin' better to do."

Meiling: "And it was fun."

Dianne: "April, how do you know so many people?"

Me: "I have connections. Oh! And I don't hate Kero; it's just that we were running out of ideas."

Everyone: "Please Review!"