/In times of love there can never be enough hours in a day to describe your love for the other\
ShikaTema drabbles for every hour of a day. Mentions of NaruHina/ChouIno
Title: In Times of Love | Drabbles
Words Amount: Like 700 words I believe
Pairing: ShikaTema
Warning: Extremely sarcastic Temari and this drabble is told by Temari (so it's in first person, just so you don't get confused) and there's a lot of my awful sense of humor in this xD
Time Set: Post- Pain Arc, Pre- Fourth Shinobi War Arc
Auther Note: Sorry for the late update :/ School has been a pain in the ass but lucky enough I'm going with a friend of mine to the movies tonight so that should cheer me up :D
5 AM
Never.
But then I means never ever, let your boyfriend alone with one of your brothers while you're not in the house with them especially if you know there is a great amount of alcoholic drinks in the store.
Why?
Because you seriously don't wanna be the one holding your boyfriends hair (like he's some goddamn girl) while he pucks in your toilet and whines like a 5 year old about what for horrible headache he has (oh I will show him what a real horrible headache is when I'm done with him tomorrow, I mean today since it's already 5 in the freaking morning, god, lacking sleep seriously messes up my head)
How did such a thing happen?
Oh, I will tell you that, it all began when my youngest brother , Gaara (yeah, the supposed to be all grown- up one who plays, uhm I mean is the Kazekage) asked Shikamaru if he could lent me for evening so I could help him with something (Hello! That should have let a bell ring in Shikamaru's head that something was going on when Gaara was being unclear) and that Kankurou would keep Shikamaru company at home (Okay if he didn't even figure out that, that was the sign he should have get the hell out of my house, he doesn't deserve being called smartest of his generation, which he didn't so now I've got a other thing to bitch about against him).
Okay, so I was stupid enough to have faith in my brother that he wouldn't do some horrible thing to my boyfriend and went with Gaara for that something which turned out to be 'the talk' about boyfriends.
Joy.
Having such a conversation with your 3 years younger brother while he hasn't got any experience at such an aspect. It was pretty much asking me if I was going to do stupid things like leaving Suna, getting pregnant, do a threesome(!) and more these ridiculous things from which I know I would never do (at least not any time soon) but Gaara simply stated he wanted to be sure of it.
By the time I got back in my home after Gaara probably made sure he had won enough time so Kankurou could do his part of some plan he and Gaara thought of which also made me conclude that I'm surrounded by idiots .
The plan that involved Shikamaru would have pretty much the same talk as Gaara had with me only Kankurou, that fucked up and apparently brainless moron, thought he would get the 'real' true out of Shikamaru if he would fed Shikamaru completely drunk, he(Shikamaru) claimed that he didn't sense it wasn't water what he had been drinking but alcohol because he was nervous that Kankurou would do frightening things to him (please, even a baby can be more frightening than Kankurou ever would be).
So by the time I got home, Kankurou just walked up to me with the conclusion, that 'Shikamaru passed the test'.
Yup, so here I am cleaning up the mess of it and if Shikamaru would just stop mumbling how 'troublesome' all of this is, it might not have been that bad.
Just saying, if you've been holding someone's hair for more than an hour while that person pucks all over the place you would be just as bitchy as I am now.
It's good thing I guess, that today is Sunday, you know that one day in week when no one actually needs to work so guess which three idiots I will be entertaining.
Gaara, for playing part in that stupid plan(he's the damned Kazekage, he should have known better!), Kankurou, for actually committing such a moronic thing(and acting all casually like nothing bad happen) and Shikamaru making me talk to myself at 5 AM in the freaking morning (and than people wonder why I act like an insane bitch).
Oh, I will have fun, some much fun with torturing the three men I supposed to love more than anything.
I'm not called cruelest kunoichi for nothing you know.
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The inhabitants of Suna just ignored the horrific sounds that came from the no Sabaku household.
They knew better.
Next Update: Well, the next is very short so I think it will be up soon :3 Anyway please leave a review if you've got the time for it :)