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Now I don't think you could ever understand how excited we were to write this xD Its actually not even okay, we really need lives. We were just about peeing ourselves writing it, since a lot of inside jokes came up. And about the spaghetti incident, don't kill us, we plan on explaining it eventually… But you'll have to wait for that xD SORRY ! x]

ANYWHAY. The ending was Neddy's idea. Just saying. We know. Its pure brilliance. And it made us cry since we were laughing so hard.

ANYWAY THIS AUTHORS NOTE IS REALLY LONG.

ONWARD TO FOOLISHNESS.

-Neddy and Hannah

"Please tell me that's not your sleeping bag."

Caine sniggered as Sam glared at him.

"I don't see the problem," Sam said.

"It's pink." Caine smirked.

Astrid and Quinn filed in behind Sam, setting their things down by the door. Quinn looked as though he was prepared for the apocalypse, with two rather large bags and a blue sleeping bag tucked under his arm. Of course, Astrid looked… Like Astrid, even her sleeping bag was white.

Edilio, Drake, and Kira walked in last. Kira had three giant grocery bags filled with Soda, chips, cookies, and other fattening items.

Drake and Edilio were carrying all her stuff. Which Edilio didn't seem very happy about.

"I believe that's everyone." Astrid said after the last three had walked in. "Diana already texted me she was busy practicing with her new dart board. She got it personalized, it is now Caine's face."

Quinn just about died of laughter. Sam followed suit.

Caine looked like a hobo had just slapped him.

"Oh, lighten up," Edilio said. "Tonight's about having fun." He dropped his and Kira's stuff on the floor.

Kira jumped slightly. "Watch it," she said. "Believe me, there are things in there that you don't want going off."

Edilio's eyes widened.

"Okay, what should we do first?" Astrid asked excitedly.

Drake sat down on the couch. "Idunno." He shrugged, stealing Quinn's iPod and hooking it up to a set of speakers behind the couch. The first thing that they heard was 'Have you ever felt like a plastic bag'. Drake quickly changed the song.

"I have never felt like a fucking plastic bag." He grumbled.

After a small debate, they settled on playing Truth or Dare. They gathered in a circle.

"So," Sam asked, "who wants to go first?"

Kira raised her hand. "Truth or Dare?" she asked Drake.

He thought for a moment, then shrugged. "Hell, dare me."

Kira smirked, "I dare you to…" She thought for a few seconds, "Go outside, knock on the next door neighbors door and sing Tik Tok to them.

Caine snorted. "She's 80."

"Exactly." Kira laughed.

Drake twitched, but he got up anyway.

"Wait wait wait." She took Astrid's bag and pulled out a bra. "Put this on first."

Drake stared. "That's terribly awkward."

Astrid was torn between laughing and dying of humiliation.

Drake strapped the bra on and walked outside. Everyone waited.

After a few minutes, Caine broke the silence. "Where do you think he-"

He was interrupted as the door burst open, Drake stepping inside. There was a look of horror on his face.

"How'd it go?" Kira asked, looking slightly alarmed.

"Shit, guys, I…I think I gave her a heart attack," he said, half whispering. "She just stared at me and then collapsed…."

Everyone looked at Drake, their faces ranging from shock to "wtf". "Did you call the police?" Astrid asked, panicked. "Did you give her CPR? There are measures you can take-"

Drake couldn't take it anymore; he burst out laughing. "You guys are so gullible!" He said, practically rolling on the floor. He took a bill out of his pocket. "She gave me five bucks and asked if I do birthday parties."

Kira laughed. Drake removed the bra and threw it at Astrid, who wasn't very pleased when it landed on her face.

"My turn then." Drake smirked. "Caine. Truth or dare?" He asked.

Caine was hoping this wouldn't happen. Since he'd rather not be dared to kill somebody in their sleep, he went for the truth option.

Drake smiled. "Please explain to us what the spaghetti incident is."

Ten minutes later, Caine had explained what it was, and they all stared in awe.

"Wow," Drake said. "I can never look at phonebooks in the same way again."

Astrid shuddered. "Or chalk," she added.

"Alright, my turn." Caine cleared his throat and looked around the room. "Quinn," he said, "truth or dare?"

"Truth." Quinn shrugged. "I'm not serenading the old dinosaur next door in a bra."

They went on like that for a few more rounds, until they decided to move on to a different game.

Caine unwillingly pulled out the twister matt from the closet, his parents had just come downstairs, seen Drake and Kira together on the couch and walked straight back up, asking Caine to avoid starting a fire.

There were a few muffled directions from Edilio, telling everyone to put their hands and feet somewhere on the matt, and a few cries of discomfort, and once Drake had yelled "CAINE YOUR EMOTIONAL BUTT CHEEK IS IN MY FUCKING FACE." Needless to say Caine was now out of the game, sitting on a pack of ice.

After Twister had gotten old, they gathered on the couch to watch a movie, muttering and trying to grab a cushion so they wouldn't have to sit on the floor.

"Kick-Ass," Caine announced, pulling it out of its DVD case and putting it into the player. He glanced at the couch and noticed that everyone had someone, or something, to cuddle with; Sam and Astrid, Kira and Drake, and Edilio and Quinn were each clutching a teddy bear. He felt rather alone as he sat in the corner.

Kira suddenly stood up. "I have to pee." She muttered, walking down the hallway towards the bathroom. With Kira's abrupt movement, Drake ended up loosing his balance and tipping over off the couch, considering he'd been resting his head on her lap.

He grumbled and picked himself off the ground and back onto the couch.

Kira had ended up taking a wrong turn and sauntering into Caine's room. She noticed an ominous light coming from the closet door, and she didn't hesitate to open it.

"I wonder what-oh my God." She simply stared at first, and then she grinned, and then she burst out laughing. She was looking at what seemed to be some kind of shrine. There were photographs of Diana everywhere, along with a few pieces of what must be her jewelry, and spotlights lighting the entire thing up.

Kira had an idea; she dug out her camera phone and stood back a little, snapping a picture of the shrine. Then she punched in a number and hit "send", smirking.

Thunder boomed outside just as she shoved the phone back in her pocket, and lightning split the sky.

After actually paying a visit to the bathroom, Kira returned to her spot on the couch, still snickering. When Drake asked her what was so funny, she started to whisper her recent discovery in his ear, but there was a sudden outburst of thunder and she was interrupted by a rather girlish scream.

Edilio turned to Kira. "Was that you?" He asked.

"Fuck no." Kira responded. "Sam why are you on the floor…" She asked with a rather irritated tone in her voice.

Sam was curled up in a ball on the floor, his pink sleeping bag over his head, shaking.

Caine snickered at Sam. "I'm sure Astrid is impressed," he remarked.

Sam glared at him. "You're just jealous that Dia-"

His sentence was cut off as lightning flashed outside, and then the electricity went out. Everyone looked around in panic for a moment, waiting for their eyes to adjust to the darkness.

"Fuck this Shit," Drake said.

"Hang on…" There was the noise of someone standing up, and some grunting. A moment later there was a bang and a swear word, and then Caine was a few feet away with a flashlight in his hands, shining the beam onto the ceiling.

Kira groaned. "I dislike the dark." She muttered into Drake's side.

"Caine do you seriously only have one flashl-" Sam started, but was interrupted by banging on the door.

"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR RIGHT NOW." Kira would've laughed, but she was slightly disturbed by the lack of light in the room.

Edilio piped up. "WHAT IF IT'S A BURGLER?" He seemed rather terrified.

Kira groaned and stood up, Caine's flashlight wasn't very bright, so she ended up tripping over a few things on the way to the door. "NO KIRA." Edilio yelled. "IT'S A BURGLERRRR."

There was a loud burst of thunder and a crack of lightning just as Kira opened the door, revealing a dark shape in the doorway. A silhouette. No one missed the baseball bat in their hand.

"OHMYGOD WE'RE GONNA DIE," Sam shouted, rolling around slowly under the coffee table in panic. Edilio, Quinn, Astrid, and Caine screamed, some falling down and some staggering around, trying to find a safe place to hide.

"SHUT UP TEMPLE." The figure yelled, angrily marching down the hallway, pushing Caine into the wall as they went.

"Oh shit that's Diana." Sam said, although he didn't stop rolling slowly under the coffee table. He was enjoying himself.

Kira closed the door followed Diana into Caine's room, setting her phone to the film option. Drake and Caine were close behind. Drake just wanted to see destruction. Caine didn't like these people being in his room for unclear reasons.

Diana threw open Caine's closet; Caine's eyes widened, realizing now what was happening.

"Wait!" He cried. "I can explain! I-"

He was too late, though – Diana's bat smashed down into the shrine. She felt the strange urge to yell "HULK SMASH". She hit the shrine again and again, pulverizing it, her wet hair flying around her head. Finally she stopped, looking down at the shattered remains of Caine's creepy obsession.

"That," Diana said, walking up to Caine "is what you get for making that…that thing."

"And for letting me wonder your house unsupervised," Kira added with a smirk.

Drake looked down at Kira. "You are a devious little bitch." He chuckled.

Kira nodded in agreement. "But that's why you love me."

Caine twitched. He didn't care much about the Shrine. He just didn't like having property destroyed in general. He ignored all of this and sauntered back into the living room, where the power had turned back on. He pretended as if nothing happened.

Meanwhile Drake and Kira were making out in front of Caine's room and Diana was climbing out of Caine's window, back into the rain.

"I think it would be best," Caine said, "if we never spoke of this again."

Sam laughed, having finally stopped rolling. "You kidding? What do you think is the first thing I'm doing Monday morning at school?"

"Laying in a ditch in Korea, if I hear you ever mention this." Caine was even grumpier than he had been before.

"Woah there feisty, calm down." Sam started rolling again. "Guys I swear you should try this." He rolled back and forth. The others looked at each other and stuffed themselves in their sleeping bags on the floor, rolling back and forth in the same exact spot without saying a word to each other. This relieved Caine's stress in so many ways.

When Drake and Kira finally returned, the others were still rolling in silence. They exchanged glances before grabbing their own sleeping bags and settling into an empty space to do the same.

About an hour later they were still rolling in silence.

The next morning when everyone woke up, Sam was the only one still rolling.

How was that? xD In case you haven't noticed this fic has no plotline as of yet, its just for laughs. MAYBE we'll develop ones in chapters to come. And we're not sure how many chapters there will be, but at this rate, prbably like 6000? Haha just kidding... Or am I ?

We don't know what chapter six is going to be about or when it'll be up but we'll try to make it as amazing as possible xD

We love you all x] NYAPPY POWER.

Arigato~ Aishiteru~ Saranghae~

-Neddy and Hannah