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A/N:

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Do you know how hard it was to focus on writing with the release of Breaking Dawn looming upon us? You could almost hear it on Saturday…the sound of pages turning all over the world as we were glued to our Breaking Dawn books shouting comments like:

(OME…OMG…Awww…OME…Yeah!...WTF!...WTF!...Grrr…No Freakin way!!...Awww…Oh shite!)

Half of the Coven is away on vacation but we still managed to get this chapter out.

So, per the request so cleverly worded by birdee18…You may now all become a fly on the wall in Emmett's room…Poof…ENJOY!

Previously:

Damn, we had come so close but were interrupted. As we sat on the sofa watching a movie with the others I couldn't help but think back at the night's events. Bella and I had declared our feelings for each other and had taken our physical relationship to the next level. It was wonderful to feel her naked body under mine and what that woman did to me left me begging for more. With Emmett's glare burning a hole in my head, I was relieved that we didn't go any further than we had. However, I was ready to take that next step and hoped it would be soon.

EMPOV

I had to stop pacing back and forth before I wore a hole in Esme's rug. Have you ever seen the cartoons where the character is so angry there's steam coming out of their ears? Yeah, that would be me. I was on my way upstairs and honestly didn't think anything about Bella and Edward passing me on the stairway until I actually looked at them. There was no way I couldn't have noticed their clothes were inside out and what the hell was with Edward's hair! It was sticking out in all directions like someone had been running their hands through it nonstop! Sex Hair! The boy had freakin sex hair! There was no mistaking it.

"Emmett, is something wrong?" Rose walked into my room and wrapped her arms around my waist with a look of concern.

"I'm trying to calm myself before I have a little talk with Edward." I sighed and then proceeded to explain what I ran into on the stairs.

"Emm, your sister is not a little girl anymore. I understand you want to protect her because it's what you've always done but you have to trust her too. It looks like they seriously care for each other. I don't believe Edward would ever hurt her." Rose tried to explain.

"Sure, sure. I know what you're saying and inside I agree but shit, I still have to have a talk with him whether Bella agrees or not. Let's get downstairs." I gave Rose a quick kiss on the lips before pulling her toward the door. "You are amazing and beautiful. I'm lucky that you put up with me."

"I am amazing, beautiful and completely out of my mind for putting up with you. I just wouldn't want to be with anyone else but you Emmett." She said with a sexy smile.

Rose has never said anything like that to me before. She caught me off guard and I stopped quick causing her to run into me.

"Sorry," I said staring into her eyes. "I hadn't really thought about…I mean, like a big idiot I just assumed you would be my girl and I never asked you. Rose, you really want to be my girl?"

"Emmett you hard headed jackass, there's not a damn thing about you that I'm not attracted to. I was really surprised to find you're everything I had always looked for in a guy." She said with a smirk. "Who would have thought?"

"That's my sexy girl." I growled pulling her off her feet and spinning her around. This made her squeal and I felt myself being turned on by the sound of her happiness. I pressed myself against her as we kissed and she ran her fingers through my hair.

"If you don't stop big boy, you're going to have your very own stylish sex hair." She purred.

"Whoa wait!" I pulled away from her smacking myself in the forehead with my open palm. "We need to get downstairs!"

"Oh Emmett." Rose huffed behind me.

When we reached the media room I saw Alice and Jasper spread out on the floor. Bella and Edward were sitting on the couch, which was fine with me. Rose and I sat on the love seat and I had a perfect view of the sex hair twins. They must have taken a few moments to compose themselves because their clothes were back to normal and their hair was combed.

I kept my eye on Edward as I watched Bella nuzzle up against his chest. He carefully wrapped his arms around her keeping his hands in plain sight. Sometimes his hand would brush against her cheek causing her to look up at him and they would stare at each other with adoration. Somebody call the dentist because all this sweet crap is giving me a toothache! The cutesiness still wouldn't help me forget what I saw. I figured there was a good twenty minutes left of the movie and I needed to initiate my plan as soon as possible.

"I'll be right back." I whispered in Rose's ear. She turned to look at me with a raised eyebrow and I smiled my shit eating grin at her. Running from bedroom to bedroom, I gathered up some pillows and blankets and brought them downstairs. When I tossed them in a pile on the floor everyone looked up at me.

"Emmett, what on earth are you doing?" Alice asked.

"Everyone seemed so comfortable I thought we could all just camp out down here tonight. Won't that be fun?" I was looking for support and surprisingly I got it.

"Sounds fine with me," said Alice grabbing a pillow. "I didn't want to climb the stairs anyway and as long as I have Jazz here with me, I'm perfect." Jasper smiled and made himself comfortable next to her.

I was waiting for Bella to say something. She gave me the look from hell and then the only word out of her mouth was, "Fine." She grabbed a pillow that Jasper handed her and placed it on the couch. Then she stretched out on her side pulling Edward along with her till she was spooning up against him. Daggers shot from her eyes as all the while she stared at me daring me to say something, anything. As she reached back, she pulled Edward's arm around her then closed her eyes as Edward looked up at me with wide eyes and a nervous grin.

"Emmett, are you going to let me sleep alone?" Rosalie's sweet voice grabbed my attention. She had a nice cozy spot fixed up for us. As we curled up together on the floor, I felt I could rest easy knowing there would be no funny business tonight. Unfortunately, that included me. Damn!

ZZZZzzzz

"Cock-a-doodle-do!" The sound of a rooster in the form of a pixie invaded everyone's sleep.

"ALICE!" We all groaned together.

"Rise and Shine you lazy bums. I have a feeling this is going to be a fun day!" She cheered as she bounced around the room like a caffeinated rabbit.

Rose and Bella pulled themselves up following Alice to their bedroom to get ready. They knew they didn't have a chance at getting any more sleep when she was already awake.

"Who wants the shower first?" Jasper asked looking at me and Edward with one eye open.

"I'll go." Edward said as he quickly pulled himself up and headed for the stairs.

Jasper lay back down closing his eyes. "I'll go last. Save some hot water."

"No problem." I noticed an opportunity and knew I had to take it. I stood up stretching my aching back. Stupid floor. Then I quickly made my way up the stairs. I was just in time to catch Edward leaving the bathroom. His hair was wet and he was toweling it dry. He froze when he saw me waiting for him.

"Oh…I'm…all done if you want the shower next." He stammered.

"It can wait. We're going to have our little talk now." I informed him as I led him into my room and shut the door behind us. A fly buzzed past me as it came in through the balcony door. Figures, it landed up on the wall. Oh well.

"We didn't…" he started before I cut him off.

"I get to talk first pretty boy. I give you the okay to hang with my sister and you come down the stairs with her looking like…I don't even want to think about it again!" I was holding back a strong urge to bite his head off.

"What do you want from me?" Edward asked as he seemed to drop his shoulders in defeat. "Once again, you are thinking that I am taking advantage of your sister and I'm not."

"Edward, I love my sister and if anything happens to her or anyone treats her like a toy and then tosses her aside; I will hunt them down like a grizzly bear and right now you're covered in honey!" I tried to make my point to him.

"Emmett," he sighed quietly. "I love your sister too. I fell in love with her the moment I saw her and I assure you I have never been anything but respectful to her. I have never nor am I going to make her do anything she doesn't want to do. Bella knows what she wants and you can't make her go against that. She means everything to me. I don't know how else to assure you that I will always take care of your sister."

"Well, I can also assure you, that if you don't take care of her, I'll take care of you." I warned him. "My dad is Officer Swan and if I bring my little sister home hurt in any way my ass is grass and he's the lawn mower! Those were his exact words. I would definitely think that would include bringing her home fat and pregnant. I don't want to know how far you two have gone already but you better be sure to keep anything like that from happening!"

"We haven't…" Edward started to talk and I held up my hand to stop him.

"I don't want to know any details. You'll gross me out. Just…" I paused as I leaned down to grab something from under the bed. "Here." I threw a box across the room to him.

"What the…!" Edward caught it and then as he realized what it was, tossed it quickly back to me like a hot potato. "I don't think I'll need that…geez!"

"What is your problem? You have a specific preference? Ribbed is not your thing or what?" I threw the box back at him. "Just take it man."

"Emmett, why are you giving these to me? Do you want me to have sex with your sister?" Edward asked with a look of confusion and embarrassment on his face.

"You mean you haven't already?" I was sure that is what the sex hair was all about.

"No, we haven't!" he exclaimed as he threw the box back at me.

"Well then all the more reason for you to take it. You don't know what she's going to try and make you do, and you better be a freakin boy scout and be prepared!" I felt my voice rise as I threw the box at him harder.

"Damn it Emmett, this is not necessary." Edward pitched the box back at me hard.

"It sure as hell is!" I was shouting at this point as I aimed the next throw at his head. "Take the freakin box Edward." He was quick. He snatched the box before it even came close and sent it back like a fireball.

"No!" he yelled back at me.

"What the hell are you going to do? Don't you dare consider using the pull out method. One of my friends is going by the title of Daddy now thanks to that bit of stupidity." I told him.

"Yeah, I agree that is a bad choice but when we decide we are…" I cut him off again.

"WHEN? You see, you're already considering it my man. Take the box!" I pulled back and let the box rip at him full force. Edward grabbed it but the cardboard was stressed from all the torture it was receiving and little foil wrappers went flying everywhere with one landing on Edward's head.

"Great Emmett! Just so you know, my dad's a doctor and he made me put one of these in my wallet three years ago. It's still there, I would have been prepared." He shook his head and the small discreet package fell to the floor.

"One…you only have one? AND it's three years old? Take some of these and put my mind at ease!" I shouted at his back as he made his way to the door.

"I promise you I will always take care of your sister Emmett, for as long as she'll let me." Edward called to me as he walked out the door.

I bent down to pick up the confetti of foil packages when Jasper's voice bellowed with laughter from behind me. "Emmett man, what are you doing counting your stash? Do you seriously think you're going to need all of that? No wait…I don't want to know the answer to that question. Forget I asked."

"I was trying to get Edward to take some." I grumbled while picking up packets that kept slipping from my overflowing hands. "A little help?"

"You think Edward needs some of these?" Jasper asked me looking surprised as he picked up the stray foil packages still scattered about the floor.

"Just throw them in here." I said setting a ball cap upside down on the floor dumping my handful into it. "I know that look when I see it. You can see it in their eyes whether they realize it or not. They are that attracted to each other. If it happens I want to make sure he takes all the precautions necessary with my sister."

"Just like I obviously see you are taking with my sister?" Jasper frowned.

"Well…I…yeah." I finally spit it out. "I do everything I can to take care of Rose. She means that much to me."

"That's good to hear Emmett." He slapped me on the shoulder. "Now get in the damn shower, you're making us late."

I took the fastest shower of my life. I felt a little better after having that talk with Edward. I think he got my point. Hmmm…I should probably just make sure though.

APOV

"Well, you girls are sure moving slow this morning." I commented noticing Rose and Bella yawning as they brushed out their hair.

"My body is aching from dancing and sleeping on that floor last night," complained Rose. "After all the dancing you did last night I thought you would be pretty tired out today too."

"Oh, that was nothing." I said. "I love to dance every chance I get. Then I used Jasper as a cushion on the floor. It was really comfortable."

"No wonder he was having a hard waking up this morning. I don't think he is used to being a mattress." Rose laughed as she finished getting dressed.

"Bella you're quiet today. Is everything okay with you and Emmett? You looked like you were going to tear each others throats out last night." I asked.

"Oh, it's nothing. Just Emmett being Emmett. I'm used to it." Bella said with a sigh. "My dad probably warned him to watch over me this summer and keep the wolves away."

"Wolves?" I wasn't sure what she meant.

"Yeah, you know…boys that are out on a hunt for fresh meat." Bella explained.

"That's funny! Edward is the farthest thing from a wolf that I've ever seen." I giggled at the thought, "But I have to tell you Bella, you sure would make a great vampire. He had one hell of a hickey on his neck!"

"You saw that?" Bella's face turned the deepest shade of red.

"I sure did, nice job! Looks like you had a fun walk." I smiled. "I'm not going to give you a hard time. I'm happy to see the both of you together. I think you're perfect for each other."

"Thanks Alice." Bella smiled at me.

"Okay, I'm all set. Let's get going," said Rose.

We fixed our usual breakfast of coffee and a Danish while we waited for Jack to pick us up. I watched Emmett and Edward as they walked in the kitchen door. Emmett reached a hand out to Edward and I think they made an official truce. I wasn't quite close enough to hear what they were talking about but they were both smiling. Emmett a bit more than Edward and I wondered what that was about. As Emmett pulled his hand away Edward jumped like something bit him and he was wearing a scowl on his face. I noticed that he shoved his hand in his pocket really quickly as Emmett walked away chuckling.

We hurried out front just in time to jump on the van. Jack was all smiles as usual.

"We will have a wonderful time out on the sea today boys and girls." He said.

"You're coming with us?" I asked. "That is great!"

"But of course my little Alice, who do you think will be driving the boat as you all enjoy each other's company? Captain Sparrow?" Jack answered with a hearty laugh.

"Ooh, Johnny Depp. I wouldn't complain one bit!" I swooned along with Rose and Bella. Jasper gave me a frowny face and he looked so cute! I'd push Johnny aside to get to Jasper any day. I climbed up into his lap for the rest of the ride to the boat, kissing him nonstop until we got to the dock.

"Umm, Jasper do you need me to peel her off of you or would you two rather just stay in the van?" Edward asked with a smirk.

"Oh..Uhh, Alice honey…umm" Jasper was breathless and dazed.

"We can pick up on this later." I winked at him and pulled his arm as I jumped up out of the seat. "Come sail away with me." Jasper smiled and stumbled after me out to the dock.

EMPOV

We all boarded and hurried to help Carlisle ready things for launch. Alice and Jasper were the last ones on. No wonder Alice was always so full of energy. She sucked the life out of Jasper with just a kiss! I'd hate to see what he looks like after they…Whoa! Don't go there man! Mental note to self; keep her away from him before game day!

It was a beautiful day. We spent time setting out our equipment for snorkeling and then changed into their swimsuits. I made sure I stayed behind a few minutes and quickly placed some surprises in the pockets of Edward's shirt.

"Emmett, what are you doing?" It was Edward. Busted!

"Uh, nothing man. Your shirt fell on the floor. I just fixed it for you." I said trying to hide my face so I wouldn't crack a smile.

"Yeah, right." He said as he grabbed his shirt then noticed the corner of foil poking out of the pocket. "Emmett!" I ran back out to the deck before he even finished saying my name.

"Is there a fire somewhere on board?" Carlisle asked looking curious.

"No, no, no I was just in a hurry to get back out here with everyone." I tried to sound calm until I hit a wet spot and slipped pulling Jasper down with me.

"Argh, Emmett! You better move your hand quick or you are going to lose it!" Jasper growled. Everyone else was roaring with laughter. Edward walked up shaking his head at the pile up.

"Oh, shit! Sorry man, get your legs off my arm so I can get up." I grumbled.

After we recovered and everyone finished laughing we relaxed on deck listening to Carlisle talk about some of the funny tours he had given. He even brought up the recent tour with the sorority. At least this time the girls were laughing about it.

We reached our stop and began getting ready to drop into the water. I watched as Edward tried to clear his snorkel and realized something was just inside the end of it. He looked around to make sure no one else was watching and pulled out a foil square. He tucked it into the pocket on his swim trunks and gave me an evil stare then continued making his way over to Bella. They joined hands with a smile and sunk under the water.

We spent the next few hours paired off together exploring the coral and the sea life. Even Carlisle and Esme joined us. It was nice to be able to get the chance to enjoy it and not to have to always be on watch like when we were working. Rose and I were the first ones back on the boat. Everyone else followed shortly after.

"Is anyone hungry yet?" Esme asked once we put our equipment away.

"Yes!" We all answered together.

"Good, Emmett I need your muscles. Come help me with the basket" Ordered Esme.

"Yes ma'am." I said jumping up to help without hesitation.

Esme had packed a huge picnic basket with sandwiches, salads, chips, pasta and desserts. I had no idea how she fit everything in there. She spread a table cloth onto a table that was set up on deck, probably by Jack when we were in the water. Once again, I took advantage of a perfect situation. I started passing out the napkins and plates to everyone. Then I sat back to watch.

Edward opened his napkin and felt something drop into his lap. He lifted his chin looking up into the sky and shook his head.

"Are you okay?" I heard Bella ask him.

"Oh, I am just peachy." He answered pursing his lips together as he glanced at me. He was very discrete about hiding the package.

We continued to eat and enjoy each other's company for a few more hours. Before long the breeze started to pick up. A few clouds had rolled into the area but nothing to worry about at the moment.

"I want everyone to be aware of the weather from now on." Carlisle pointed out. "We are into hurricane season and storms pop up quite a bit this time of year. There have also been some disturbances of weather off the African coast. I have been watching to make sure that if a tropical disturbance starts to head in our direction, we will be well prepared for it."

"Speaking of being prepared…" I said as I looked at Edward, "Do we need to be doing anything extra to help you?"

"Not at the moment Emmett. I know we didn't have anything to worry over last year but we never know and when it looks like we may have troubles, you all will have extra things to do to help." He answered. We all nodded letting Carlisle know we would do whatever we needed to.

After helping to clean up, we headed back to shore. More clouds were forming and we were starting to lose the sun. We knew there was going to be a chance of rain this evening and wanted to get back before it started.

I saw Edward putting his shoes on and remember what I had done earlier. He stopped to reach into each shoes after he felt something with his toes. Pulling out two more foil packets. I almost thought I heard a low rumbling growl coming from him. He never looked at me.

When we arrived back at the house it wasn't long before the sky let loose and a steady rain poured down. We all seemed very tired from all the fresh air and decided to head off to sleep. Rose helped me to make sure all the doors were locked. I didn't complain as everyone went back to the rooms we shared as couples. I figured I had given Edward enough backup in case he might need it. So I was going to do my best to give him a break. I wonder if he found what I had tucked under his pillow?

"EMMETT!" Bella's voice echoed though the halls. Oh, oh…wrong pillow!

A/N:

Oh that darn Emmett, you just knew he would find a way to get Edward to take those little packages! You just gotta love him! How did it feel being a fly?

And that darn Breaking Dawn book…I was so wrapped up in it that I had to literally tear myself away to finish this up for you. Darn, it's after midnight too…just consider me writing on Pacific Time for tonight LOL!

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