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Chapter Two: Girlfriend

What's wrong with me?
Why do I feel like this?
I'm going crazy now

Sakura looked at Sasuke in annoyance. "What do you mean you already have a girlfriend?" She growled, and Sasuke felt his face flush again. He didn't want to admit it, but this weird girl was way hotter than his own real girlfriend. And she kissed him to boot! His girlfriend only liked to hold hands, saying she "didn't want to rush things". He groaned and looked at Sakura again. Her chest was puffed out with the way she was looking at him. Blood suddenly dripped from his nose. He clamped his hand over his nose, in hopes of hiding it from his company, but it failed. She quirked an eyebrow at him, still looking quite cross. She opened her mouth to speak but the a plume of black smoke arose from the ground and the cloaked person from much earlier returned. Sakura smiled cheerfully. "Well, what did Daddy have to say?" She asked giddily.

The person removed his clock. Sasuke expected to be greeted by a skull with snake slithering from the eye sockets and bugs crawling from cracks all over it. What he actually got surprised him. This man was extremely handsome, with skin on his skull. He had a scar over his left eye, which was red, and his aqua marine blue was shimmering in a charming way. His hair was sleek silver, spiked a top his head toward his left. Sasuke blinked a few times. So this was Sakura's Overseer, Kakashi. "Your father said it's fine. We just have to teach him everything before he dies as scheduled." He stated calmly, taking the seat Sakura had previously occupied. Sakura thought for a moment or two.

"How much longer do we have to wait? I wanna take him home nnnnnoooowwww." She whined, wrapping her arms around Sasuke's neck and burrowing into him while he was distracted. Her chest was against his middle, her head on his heart, and her flat tummy against his hips. Sasuke flushed again, and grabbed his nose again. She looked up and giggled. "He is just so cute, Kakashi-Sama. Not only that, but since only the dead can pass over to the Underworld, it will be hard to teach him everything he needs to know." She stated, watching Sasuke with beaming curiosity.

Sasuke growled and shoved Sakura off of him roughly. "I already told you I have a girlfriend!" He snapped, and Sakura hit the tiled floor. She tried to grab the little side cart a nurse had foolishly left behind, but she ended up flipping the tray of sharp pointed tools over on herself. An extractor knife landed on her stomach, a pair of scissors punctured her heart and a scalpel was resting in her right eye. Sasuke's stomach leaped and he was on his knees, looking over the side of the bed at her. Her knees were bent together and her feet rested on the cold tile. Kakashi sighed, walked over and nudged her with his foot. She sat up, and Sasuke jumped back. "What the-"He froze as Sakura pulled the scalpel from her eye and blood gushed on to the floor. She handed it to Kakashi and he placed the, surprisingly spotless, tool back where it belonged. Next came the scissors and the extractor knife. Each little thing was shamefully clean yet Sakura had oozing puncture holes. Sasuke's stomach began flip-flopping. He hated blood. Bile rose in his throat, but he forced himself to keep it down.

Sakura looked at him, and her wounds had healed. She crawled back up and looked at him. She then yanked the chain and Sasuke was pulled toward her. They looked at each other. "Look, I chose you so you're mine. And I'm yours. That id the way it will be. This bracelet binds our souls together, and I'm the only one who can remove it. Unless I decide you are not worthy, you are mine." She stated flatly. He growled at her.

"Then I'll just have to make you change your mind." He hissed, a smirk forming on his features. She blinked, shocked by his determination, and then snickered. She released the chain and it relaxed. She backed up and the chain slid away with her. "I will beat you." He whispered. She laughed lightly and nodded. In another explosion of black haze, Sakura and Kakashi were gone. Sasuke sighed and relaxed on his bed, eyeing the bracelet. The chain was being dragged down, toward the Underworld. He shrugged and flopped over, wanting to be able to heal and get back to school soon.

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After his second day in the hospital, Sasuke had been released. His healing was extremely speedy, considering his "near death" experience. Of course the doctors didn't tell his brother that he had actually died for two minutes, and that now he was cursed to marry the Antichrist, because that would get them a lawsuit and unwanted, or needed, publicity. Sasuke didn't mention it to Itachi either, more because he didn't want to get locked up in the Happy Home. He realized this when he asked a nurse about the bracelet, only to find that he was the only one who could see it. He tried yanking the chain, to yell at Sakura and figure out what was going on, but the chain merely extended more. He dropped the load he'd yanked free and it disappeared under the floor tile like a ghost. He hadn't seen Sakura since he'd made his threat, and he was very grateful for that. She hadn't tried to yank at the chain either, so it was obvious she was having fun wherever she was.

Sasuke had been back at school, hanging out with his three friends and his girlfriend. His best friend, a blond with blue eyes named Uzamaki Naruto, claimed there was a rumor that Sasuke's girlfriend was cheating on him. "I swear, I heard this from Shikamaru. He was making out with Gaara's sister under the bleachers, and he heard Karin moaning. And he says he saw her with Suigetsu in a very compromising position! He and Temari stopped making out and snuck away before they could get noticed." He stated excitedly.

When Sasuke asked both of them about it, they both denied it. Karin looked frustrated while Suigetsu looked repulsed. The two hated each other; no way could they get that close physically. I mean, Karin didn't even kiss Sasuke and they'd been dating for somewhere near seven months. Sasuke sat in his desk, pondering this. "Class, we have a new transfer student. She hails all the way from Mexico!" The teacher stated excitedly. And it was then Sasuke saw it; the chain was getting gradually shorter. His eyes widened as he looked where the chain was dragging from. Under the classroom door. 'No…No, she wouldn't!' He thought frantically. "Come on in!" The teacher called out eagerly. The door opened and in she waltzed. And Sasuke was reminded how sinister her body truly was.

Her hair was up in a ponytail, revealing her pale neck. She wore the uniform, a long white sleeved top with a blue and black stripped tie. A blue and black pleated skirt, a little pink watch on her right wrist and the black bracelet on the other. She has a newly acquired French manicure. She has knee high socks on and black polished dress shoes. Sasuke felt like he was looking at her for the first time, a black leather bag in her hand and her jade orbs sparkling merrily and sweetly. "Hola, yo me llamo Haruno Sakura. That means Hello, my name is Haruno Sakura in Spanish! It's a pleasure to meet you all!" She giggled happily, smiling a sweet and innocent grin.

TBC

Yeah, more Spanish fun! Woo hoo! I'll make sure you all know Spanish or French by the end of this story! Until next time!