Ok, so I was totally hooked about writing this new fic so I wanted to just carry on writing!
So, you have chapter two ubber early! Anyways how'd you find the first chapter?
I don't own Naruto ^_^

whoa, I already have a review and story alerts ^_^

review replies:

Yuuki-Hime 2097: thanks for reviewing! And omg that part at the end totally cracked me up,
but disturbed me at the same time XD I will probs put it in towards the end,
*shudder* gai in a thong, not pretty! Haha.

CHAPTER TWO – DATING HOW MANY?


I remember the first time I spoke to Sasuke Uchiha...


It's not as if he took my breath away or anything, I mean I was totally in control...

or so I thought.

"Hi" he greeted, waiting for me to respond.

"Yes, I mean...No, I mean y-" he cut me off mid sentence, laughing slightly. I must have looked like a complete fool!

"I'm not quite ready to order yet, thanks anyway..." And what did I go and do? I curtsied! please tell I really didn't just do that... what I was thinking!

As I stood back behind the counter, I saw the super pretty blue haired chick from the basketball game walk in, taking her seat next to Uchiha.

Of course he had a girlfriend!

That's Hinata Hyuuga. She runs the schools TV station, not to mention the honor society, junior achievers, future film makers of Japan, 4h-club, big sisters, and I think that's it.

That was until I ear wigged in on the conversation.

"... I've decided to write a children's book!" She said nodding towards Sasuke who was leaning on the table with his arms crossed.

I rolled my eyes but smiled, oh!... and writing a children's book!

I took my time walking up to them, she was now speaking French.

"You are SO sexy when you speak French!" he smirked leaning forward, as she said something provocative scrunching her nose in a flirtatious way,

where they then closed the gap.

Just as I arrived. Awkward.

"Err. D-do you guys want a minuet?" I got no response; they were too caught up in their make out session. I had no clue what to do so I just walked off.


Whoa. Scratch that he has two girlfriends.

my mouth slightly a jar in shock.

That one's Ino. Head cheerleader, so it's kind of self explainitory.

so I walked up to take their order and Ino's going off on one.

"So, Temari was all like, 'why don't we stomp, fight, roar?'" she twisted her long blonde locks in between her slender fingers. While Sasuke pretended to be interested in her conversation.

"Stomp, fight, and roar?" he made a screwed up facial expression. He shook his head hiding a chuckle.

"I know! During half time!"

when I got there Sasuke smirked grabbed Ino's menu and ordered for the both of them.

"2 green salads, dressing on the side." Ino looked shocked but impressed at the same time.

"then she'll have the lobster and I'll have tomato soup."

"I love you doing that.." she smiled leaning in.

"I love you, loving me doing that." He eagerly shoved me the menu, and with a flick of his hand, he pointed to me, sliding his chair closer.

"No need to rush between courses." He closed the gap in between them, once again having a make out session.

"That top looks so hot on you" he eyed her breasts and figure. "I bet it looks even hotter off you."

His onyx eyes revealing all his hormones, where they returned to his tongue wrestle.


"Never been here before..."

OK! Stop it! Three girlfriends!

"Veal!" he stood making a scene, aggressively shoving his chair back with his strong legs. Only to be pulled down by a famine arm,

slowly rubbing in a reassuring manner. He shook his head in disappointment as he clashed eyes with the brown eyed beauty.

"I'm sorry, let's just go...", Standing up once more waving his arm to make a statement.

"If I wanted to torture animals I would have gone to medical lab!" he sat back down returning to his softer more gentle side, "which I would never do."

Ok, so I'm not judging or anything, but being a vegan activist, is usually code for easy...

"For you I don't have to give up all meat..." the girl named Tenten made the move this time leaning over pulling him in the kiss.

Unbelievable.

See! I'm not making this stuff up...

I shook my head at the statement Tenten just said.

"I don't get it? The all seem confident and cool?" I sighed to the girl who I worked with, where we both stood and observed the Uchiha.

"how do they not know he'd cheating on all of them?"

"He is a total operator" she crossed her arms leaning against the counter ", he dates girls from different cliques so they never find out,
and tell them that his dad won't let him date during basketball season and has to keep it a secret."

She stated in a matter of a fact tone. I was so shocked I turned to her and asked.

"How do you know all that?" then the red head burst into tears and ran off!


The next morning was a busy day. I walked through the packed auditorium, where a saw a group of friends all sat down; me being new and all decided to join them, only for

them to walk off as soon as my butt hit the chair. I sighed crossing my arms I decided to have a nosey around the room.

Then Sasuke Uchiha walked in, greeted many, and I mean many people with high fives, hugs, and handshakes.

He walked past his eyes fixed ahead to the girls from previous nights where he signed each of their partitions.

first up, Ino he leaned his head on her shoulder, pulled out a dollar and bought a raffle. He eyed her up and down where he moved on to Tenten.

She was leaned over her table in a rather seductive manner. Sasuke took advantage of this and took a good view of her arse.

"Hey" she greeted, while her eyes said more than words.

"Hey" he smirked back, proceeding to Hinata's table. Which had cupcakes on it may I add.

"Got something sweet for me?" he smirked as her cheeks light up with blush. She picked up the cupcake, scooped her finger in it so a mountain of frosting lay on her finger.

"Of course" she shook out her finger hinting for his mouth to join. He looked around the room making sure his other toys weren't watching, decided it was safe.

He opened is mouth savouring the taste. She giggled slightly and made her way around the other side of the table, he then walked off.


Sasuke was confident, in his system for juggling girls.

But he couldn't anticipate the events of black Tuesday.

Where he smirked at the coach only for her to pass out in pain and fall to the bottom of the stairs. He was quite happy to quickly run off,

that was until a hot girl ran past to make sure she was ok. So he pretended to care, he really just checked her out. He stuck out his hand "Sasuke Uchiha".

How could he know she suffered from acute angina?

It wasn't Sasuke's fault.

It was a pre-existing condition; she was stabilized...

and took into an early retirement, in the sunny city.


They combined all first period gym classes, with Kurenai sensei.

"Yeah, yeah we all hate each other but come on!" she waved her blood red eyes scanning the crowd, searching for who will be playing the volley ball game.

She pointed to five girls on the far side of the room. Getting a girl's name wrong, shrugging a whatever she then pointed.

"Hinata, Ino, Tenten, Temari," she moved along the row her eyes landing on me.

"Pinkie." she called blowing the whistle.

I stood up promptly shouting my name "sakura! I-its sakura." I brushed off whatever dust maybe on my thighs and jogged quickly towards my teammates.

I thought I'd give another shot at the whole friend's thing.

"You're Ino, right? I'm sakura.." I smiled, only for her to thrown her perfectly plucked eye brows.

"So? With that she stood at the back of the court, holding the ball under her arm resting on her hip, waiting for the game to begin.

Hinata and Temari stood at the front and Tenten and I stood in the middle/ back.

"Hey where were you?" Temari whispered to her friend Hinata "how come you didn't come to the party last night?"

Hinata's perfectly plump lips whispered back in a very hush hush tone. " you cant tell anyone it's top secret!" Temari nodded, making her a promise.

Not knowing that Ino was watching the whole thing play out.

"I'm dating Sasuke...Uchiha!" she giggled slightly. Boom! Ino smacked the ball into her face. Smiling in a sickly sweet manner "slipped."

"PLAY" Kurenai blew her whistle, signalling for the game to begin

The enraged Hyuuga just shrugged it off, chanting positive things getting pumped for the game, only for the ball flying into the back of her head sending her flying across the floor.
That was what tipped it. She pulled her petite self of the floor and marched straight over to Ino, with a harsh poke to the chest.

"That was no accident!" she fumed only to get shoved back.

"He's mine! Stay away from him" Hinata smacked her in the face with the palm of her hand.

"You little brat!" they were now fighting, while Tenten rushed over to rescue them.

"Peace and love guys! Peace and love! No guys worth fighting over!" she barged her way in between them sticking her arm that wasn't holding the ball. Ino stepped backwards from them.

"There's nothing to fight about anyway! Sasuke Uchiha is mine!"

Great. I now had to split them up!

"WHAT?" screamed Tenten plunging the ball into her face! Only for her to throw it back at Tenten when I was running up behind them.

Tenten ducked. BAM! The ball connected with my forehead sending me on the floor. That was it!

"Stop! This guys cheating on all of you and instead of taking it out on him you beating the shit out of each other?" I fumed; I wasn't even involved in this!

"Language!" Kurenai shouted pointing to all four of us the shouting "DETENTION!"

"Who is that?" Hinata asked, looking at me. Ino shrugged and walked off.

"Sak...something."


And that's when they found out about Sasuke Uchiha. And how I got into detention...

hey guy I hope you like this ^_^ next chap will be: detention. enter Naruto! I wonder what mischief they will get up to in their? Mwahaha- ehem! RxR please. Until next time! Byee bye

p.s. would it be easier to read if i wrote sakuras pov in italics and the rest in normal font?