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CHAPTER FIVE: DE-macho.
Next it was Ino's part of the plan; take away his manly-ness...
"ok guys, all we need is one major hit, take away all that macho-ness" Ino slumped back into her seat tapping her chin waiting for an idea. She must have had a flashback or something as a few seconds later she stood, with a grin planted on her face.
"We'll give him some of the female hormone!"
Tenten instantly knew where this was coming from as the earlier conversation crossed her mind. Hinata and I were totally confused.
"That's a great idea!" Tenten clapped her hands, as she turned to face us, "well it's as you said earlier when we were arguing, menopause tablets cut of your natural hormone supply, so if we just mix some with his 'bulking' powder, we could totally make this work!"
De-macho was no in play. We discussed how it was going to happen. As the cheerleader practise at the same time as the basket ball team Ino would be in charge of planting it in his 'supplement'.
I laughed at the thought of Sasuke acting all famine. Well I hoped. And of course I would sit there to witness it all.
12pm soon arrived. Action time!
Ino had just finished her training and was slightly damn with sweat. She saw the guys playing still they had another five minutes still to kill. She drooped a towel over her shoulder, wiped a few beads of sweat of her forehead, and made her way to the refreshment table where everyone, well they guys drinks were and all sorts of powder. As soon as she clocked eyes with Sasuke's, Ino quickly undid the lid, and tipped ALL of the powder in to it.
"Ok, guys take five!" coach shouted from the distance, as a whistle rang through the air.
"Hey babe," Ino sang, looking as flirtatious as she could muster. Heck she wanted to punch him square in the face.
Sasuke eyed her up and down smirking. "hey"
Ugh please, he just Lied to her and cheated!
She saw him undo the female hormone powder, he took two scoops. That was it! 2! So take snorted a laugh, eyeing him.
"Trying to bulk up?" she smacked his shoulder, walking in a semi circle around him. His eyebrows meet in the middle forming a perfect thrown.
"Yeah, coach has me drinking 'em twice a day."
HA! This would take effect quicker than we hoped. Sasuke Uchiha, you are done for!
"Well, it's not doing much... I mean I guess if you like the slim look, I guess it works... for some guys." Ino tried so hard to hide her smirk; this was definitely going to work!
Throwing her bag over her shoulder, acting as natural as possible.
"You're totally losing tone though..." he looked deeply hurt. How could he Sasuke Uchiha be losing tone?
"I'm losing tone?" he cocked one eyebrow, putting his arms out in a disbelieving manner. Ino nodded a response.
"Try doubling up doses..." and with the she left, leaving an insecure Uchiha.
I saw the whole thing pan out. It was quite hilarious really!
As soon as Ino left he frantically fiddled with his powder and eagerly shoved more than even double into his drink, jugging down every last drop!
I'm shocked he didn't grow boobs then and there!
The next game was tomorrow. This should be fun...
As I head back through the corridor I saw Ino give me a wink, I couldn't help but laugh. I think the guilt was starting to wear of... I think.
Great. Chemistry! It wouldn't be so bad if my lab partner was well normal, I got lumped with lee.
Freaking lee! Have you seen how creepy that kid can get?
I mean he's a nice guy and all just-
"Hey, sakura." Naruto skipped through the crowd of students in lab coats, with a usual smile planted on his face. His earphone planted around his neck, he must really love his music.
"Hey Naruto..." I couldn't help but think of Hinata at this moment. YES! Quiz time!
"I-I need a lab partner, I was paired with Shikamaru... but he got burnt pretty bad..."
My face dropped, he got burnt? I gulped a lump in my throat still smirking.
"Before I say yes, how did it happen?" I messed with the pen lid in between my fingers waiting for his answer. If he spilt acid on the poor guy, it would be a definite no!
"Well he would say it's my fault-" I knew it he spilt acid! "-but I would say it was his, I was just talking to him and then he fell asleep and face planted the table while his arm got
the Bunsen burner..."
ok, so it wasn't his fault. How could I say no?
"Sure, but is he ok?" panic creeping in my voice as I dropped my pen lid. We read the experiment that was on the board. Well I read the experiment that was on the board,
Naruto on the other hand just picked up whatever liquid he could find and started tipping it in!
"Whoa!" I shouted as it nearly passed the measurement we need. He looked at me so oblivious, as he shrugged.
Boys.
I patted him on his head, but he didn't get the clue. So I pushed him down "get down on eye level."
Geez and he acted like he knew what he was doing in detention. Well you can't judge a book by its cover.
That statement I know would come back and bite me in the arse! Isn't that what I was doing with Sasuke?
I quickly shook any thoughts of remorse out of my head, eyeing Naruto still doing the experiment wrong. I gently put my hand over his, but accidently touched causing him to
knock everything everywhere, especially on him!
His light navy jeans had a now massive dark wet patch all over the crotch. THIS was amusing. It was just salt water, so it wouldn't cause any harm.
"Owwwww! Shit! It's burning! Wha-what is this?" the whole class looking at him. I laughed at him doing a little dance as if to get the burning to stop.
"Really cause its only sodium chloride..." he didn't get it and continued to dance "salt water" I stated simply. He stopped and stared around the class slightly blushing. E gave his
jeans a quick wipe with his hands a burst out laughing.
"Great looks like I've peed my pants" he swished his finger in the water only then to flick it at me! My jaw dropped at his sudden action.
Of course I would get revenge on this Uchiha too! As we started a flicky water war!
Then that miserable detention teacher walked past. He clocked what we was doing and started shouting, while we suppressed our laughs. As soon as he left, I turned to him, a
devious glint in my emerald eyes, which he caught as he shuffled his seat the other direction.
"Soooooooo" I leaned over. It must have looked creepy I know. "What's going on with you and Hinata?" He instantly stopped writing. The cat is out of the bag!
"N-nothing! Wh-why would you say that?" he looked to the side, making it way more obvious. I eventually got him to spill.
He told me how much he admired her for all her talents and goals, how pretty she was, and how he really hopes it'll lead to a relationship.
I was about to quiz him even more when the damn bell went.
"Saved by the bell!" he laughed throwing his bag on and running out the door.
I didn't bump into the other for the rest of the day, but Sasuke's game against sound is tomorrow.
Hmmm, I wonder if he has boobs...
it's the big day!
As we all sat in different part of the bleachers, we didn't want him to see us all together and think we were plotting against him.
The crowd cheered once again as the players ran through wearing their red basketball outfits, waving the crowd to egg them on.
Of course they were all shouting out Sasuke's name in particular.
I could see Tenten in the crowd giving me the 'something is so gonnu happen' look, I just pointed to Sasuke, and she nodded.
It was about 5 minutes into the game, when Sasuke dribbled the ball in and out of multiple players all charging for the ball.
He jumped in the air and dunked it straight through the hoop!
"Woo!" I thought I may as well put some effort into this, jumping up off my seat and clapped to the same rhythm of the crowd.
And the band playing some little victory thing every time they scored.
It was roughly half way through when the real fun began.
Sasuke was being pushed and shoved from the opposite time, and then they shoved him hard in the chest.
His hand rose to rub his peck better, "hey be careful their sensitive!"
The other guy from sound she throwned, and snorted "gee, sorry princess, did you chip a nail?" as he continued with the shoving.
I could tell both was getting really annoyed especially that Zaku guy, he look kinda scary.
I shuddered at the thought of a fight going off.
Zaku quickly passed the ball to some guy on his team, and pushed Sasuke with his arm when he didn't have the ball, "how many time do I gotta push you before you go?"
I'm sure that was a foul? But I wasn't called. Guess not.
"Hey, play fair!" Sasuke retaliated pushing back, with his sore pecks as they squared up chest to chest.
"If I wanted to listen to an arse hole, I would have farted..." he held the ball at arms length away.
Sasuke gasped, "That's an awful thing to say!"
Sasuke pushed with both hands, resulting in a foul. Damn hormones.
"Foul. Sasuke Uchiha with a push..." the referee called out.
"He started it! He was being mean!" he called after the ref, then shook his head at his own words.
I couldn't help it I burst out laughing; I could see Tenten do the same, nodding towards where Ino and Hinata exchanged looks.
I could tell they were suppressing something.
He stormed off the court and rummaged through Choji's bag, he was the mascot, and pulled out a chocolate bar quickly scoffing it down his neck.
"Dude that's mine!" choji looked rather upset his chocolate bar was being munched in front of his face.
I could see Hinata running over with her camera making sure she documented all of this. She even caught him ranting on to choji to see if his thighs looked fat.
After a few minutes Sasuke returned to the court, throwing bitch fits at his other team players.
Konoha's coach called time as they all gathered around, the main focus being Sasuke.
He had beads of sweat running down his neck and head, as he crossed his arms over one another.
"Sasuke, you ok?"
Sasuke snapped "why? Don't I look ok? I'm fine! I'm great! What are you saying?" his team mates all looked at him as if he'd gone nuts.
The coach shook his head, "all I'm saying is focus! We have one minute left!"
"I'm in it!" he ran his hand through the perfect dark locks, I mean through his hair.
I can't start liking the way he looks this is bad! I mentally cursed myself as I continued watching the game.
They did that 'one-two-three' thing a pumped their arms in the air before running onto the pitch.
It was all abit of a blur really until Sasuke regained the ball, he jumped for the net only to land crotch first in Zaku's face pulling them both on the ground.
Where he lay with his legs bent, until his coach ran over.
"Sasuke? Are you ok! Can you finish the game?"
He now leaned on his elbows until he was fully of the ground.
"N-no! I'm anxious, bloated... a-and my nipples hurt!" he rubbed them in a tender manner, looking at all his team mates eye him as if he was on drugs.
Well he was. Women's ones. Anyway...
the coach called to him to stop being a pansy ass, while Sasuke had enough!
"No! I've had enough! It's always me! We need you Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! No!" and with that he stormed out doing a little jog.
And we caught it all on film. Killer! This was the strike we needed..
And it landed with shock and awe...
Thanks to us, girls would never fall under the reign of Sasuke Uchiha's charm again.
He had finally fallen... and we?
We were on top of the world.
It was the morning after the game and Sasuke walked in still acting like he owned the place, waiting for the high fives leaving his hand in the air.
The guys now rejected him. This was all going to plan.
He walked up to choji and who patted him on the shoulder and walked off. It was working...
until the tall chick walked up to him, declaring what he did as courageous, keeping in mind his guys friends were watching, and gave him her counselling number.
Not before leaning in a whispering, "I stay up late.."and with that she destroyed all of our doing.
This happened multiple times throughout the day.
Saying 'it takes a real man to cry'. Ugh.
He was now back in the game!
Rule #2. Warfare, never, ever underestimate your opponent!
Later that afternoon he officially broke up with Hinata, Ino, and Tenten.
They already considered him dumped but hey, any chance to give him a slap.
"well he dumped me!" Tenten marched into my room and jumped on the bed. Throwing her back on the floor. Next was Hinata, I don't think I'd ever seen her this mad!
"That shallow bastard thinks I'm not complex? Hm, Naruto thinks I am!" she sat next to me on a chair and folded her arms. Then Ino...
"I know you invented complex!" she threw her hat and scarf on the side, we all sat and stood until Tenten broke the silence.
"I was so depressed I couldn't even enjoy the break up sex.." all of our jaws dropped.
Did she really just say that? Really?
"Oh my god! I'm such a slut!" she threw herself backwards, not bracing for the impact of the wall; she cursed and rubbed her head. That's Tenten for ya!
We all laughed, she was forgiven.
Now lay on my bed we sat with a feast of sweet foods! Hell, it was the king of comfort food!
"Ugh!" Tenten made a disgusted sound, "I can't believe I ate meat for him!.. it was fish, but still... I don't eat anything with a face!" she aggressively took a bit out of her chocolate bar.
I was sat cross legged with a pillow on my knee. While Ino lay half down half up, while Hinata sprawled across the bed using Ino's legs as a pillow, Tenten sat with on leg crossed and the other leaning over the edge of the bed.
"Mmm, taste this" Hinata stood out her finger with two types of chocolate on, waving it to Tenten. Who happily obliged.
"Oh yeah! So good!" she nodded, while I munched on the chocolate buttons.
Hinata kept scooping the chocolate out with her finger, "Sasuke's kinda like the chocolate of all sweet foods."
Tenten snorted, "What? Goes with everything on the shelf?" we all laughed for a while until Ino spoke, breaking into a serious aura.
She took a bite out of her strawberry, "instead of doing this we should have just broke his heart.."
Bingo! That's where it all started...
"That's the best idea ever!" Tenten beamed, at the idea of crushing him in the same way she got crushed.
"Yeah, but he broke up with all of you..." I butted in which I suddenly regretted, as all of them turned to face me.
"Except for you..."
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