OK THIS IS A FANFICTION FOR ASSASSINS CREED II AND I TAKE ALL CREDIT!
PLZ NO FLAME QQ
(last tim on ezios lov adventure
Ezio fel in lov to wall becas his padre an hid olde rbo and his younger bro an caterine al ded butt den dey fel form rufftop!)
ezio fel into watr aftr making out with wal on rufftop becas the wal was jus so seductive. Wen ezio fell in to water, je felt a strang sensashun inside of him; he aws fallin in lov with the water tuu! THE WALL LOOKED AT HIM WITH ANGST and ezio was like "no wal this isn't was it loks like. Btw, how can you float" and the wal was like "i can flot becaus u holding me deer my love!" of cors ezio owudl make qwal say that! Neways, eziop was like, "oh no who do i chose?' butt den the water turnd into spashy from amnizea n was like "chos me ezio i love you moooooore!" but the wall was lyk" no ezio i love u more" an ezio was torn; was he supposed to do?
Then ezio had plan. Opunch out wal by him an put hjis lover wal in it an den proceeded to mak out with the wall whjil da watr was masturbgint him. He was like "oh man, thjis is betr than courtazens!" an ezio lives haopdexdly ever aftr the end
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THE END. BENE