New hair, spanking and hospital

A suddenly big BANG come over from the door too the bathroom.

"GET BACK HERE YOU ROTTEN PALMTREE!"

The crowed moved away as Envy ran through with the spike haired homunculus right after him

"Haha! Never, come and catch me if you can!" Envy yelled over his shoulder, laughing hysterical.

He jumped gracefully over a table, which was standing in the way. Greed jumped – less gracefully – after.

"Just wait to I get my hands on you!"

"Why are you so mad?!"

"You dyed my hair freaking PINK!"

To Greeds surprise – this is why he froze – Envy actually stopped and turned around to face Greed. He had a big proud smile on his face.

"Yes, and aren't you pretty?"

Greeds face turned red in anger. "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!"

The shape shifter smirked "Oh reeally?" He said and Greed got in to possession, ready to attack, Envy got into a fighting stance preparing for him.

"You two, cut it out! You're ruin the party!" A much ignored voice said. "Yearh, tell Greed that!" Envy said. After all, all Envy had tried to do was to make that unthankful sin happier, so he didn't ruin the party.

Greed looked at the voice, facing a pissed off Dante. "Look what he did to me!" He screamed. Dante took a look on Greed and then she looked at Envy.

"What are you going to say to your defence, young man?" She asked.

"Well…"

Envy didn't get to say anything more because Greed was laughing to loud.

"What's so funny, you pimp?" Envy asked, ignored because Greed interrupted his fabulous defence speak.

"Y-young ma-man!" Greed managed to say. Envy lifted a eyebrow. "What's that supposed to mean?"

"You're not fcking young!"

"Excuse me?! Are you saying I'm old?!" Envy asked, starting to get pretty much pissed off. Dante couldn't help to chuckle a little. Envy glared at her from the corner of his eye. Bitch. We'll see who's laughing when she finds out that Wrath and I used all her shampoo.

"Yes you are! Or… well, at least when you aren't compared to Dante."

Dante stopped her chuckle a medially, while Envy was forcing with himself not to burst out in laugher. Dante started to look more and more like a red balloon. She grabbed Greed and dragged him to the exit.

"Wha… What the hell are you doing?"

"You're going home! And then I'm going to give you some serious spanking!"

"Nooo!!"

The whole party literally frozed for five minutes, while everybody imagined Dante spanking Greed. Some laughed, other just chuckled. Then there was them who got scared for life and those who started crying.

Armstrong was obviously one of them who cried.

"Poor man! Trying so hard strong, but loses his guard to a women."

Then he of course ripped of his shirt and started to flex his muscle. Those who where around him hold they're breath, waiting for the muscle-talking about how Armstrongs super strength could save the world.

But instead the big man felled – crying more than ever – on his knees. People started to ask what was wrong.

"I-I'm s-so – sniff - drunk I c-ca-can come up with a speech!" The big guy cried out.

Then a few people took him to the hospital, convinced that Armstrong must had been taking to much and was close to die.

Have I really kicked also Greed, Dante and Armstrong out of the storie?

What will Envy now do?

Will Armstrong survive?

What are Ed doing?

Will I ever write a chapter to answer all these quiestions?

Don't miss the next chapter!

Me: HAHA!! I'm back!!

Ed: ... Where have you been?
Me: In loovely Austria!!

Ed: Oooh.. How was it?
Me: Great!! But somebody stole my wallet :(
Ed: Aaaaw... :(

Me: Yearh, but the police was reaally nice

Envy looks at Greed.

Envy: Think I know who did it...

Greed: Wha-what?!
Me: BASTARD!! GIVE ME BACK MY WALLET!!

runs after Greed

Ed: ...

Envy: Sooo... What should we be doing?
Ed: Read reviews?
Envy: We don't freaking have any!!