Guns and plungers.

I deep high laugh filled the room.

"Haha ladies, stop." "That tickles"

A lot of giggles.

"Now ladies – haha – remove those feathers and get off my lap. I really have to go now."
"Aaaaw, but Mustang can't you please stay?" The harem girls begged, and tickled Roy a little more with there feathers. Roy laughed again.

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!"

Roy and the girls froze, then slowly turned their heads toward the voices...

It was Riza and Havoc.

Riza was with a gun and Havoc with a plunger in their hands.

Havoc pointed his plunger at the group.

"The womens gets off the Colonel!" He commanded. Riza backed him up, with pointing her gun at them

"You heard the man."

The women got away and Roy sat in his chair, rather uncomfortable. He tried to sneak away... Which was a rather idiotic try, since the attention was on him xD
Riza pointed her gun at Mustang.

"And where do you think you're going sir?" She asked.

The last word 'sir' gave Roy an idea. He straited up and turned toward Riza and Havoc.

"I am the Colonel! You two can't boss me around! I order you to-" He stopped when Havoc also pointed his weapon – the plunger – at him.

Both Riza and Havoc smirked.

"Please sir, you're really not in the right situation to give out orders." Riza said.

Havoc moved away, over to his reconquered harem. "His all yours Riza." He said, and laid an arm around on of the girls and walked away. The whole harem giggled and was all over Havoc. "Ooooh, I love a man who fights for his right." One of the harem girls said.

Roy and Riza just stood there like two sculptures. Around them the party was still going on.

Roy gave a nervous laugh.

"Y-you know Riza... I-I wanted to get away from the girls, to look after you and-"
"But yet you didn't.." Riza said coldly, still pointing her gun at his head.

Roy's face was going a little more pale.

"I... I..."
"What you have done sir, can not be redone. Which is why you must get punished for your actions." Riza said seriously. Roy looked confused, but it didn't stop him to slightly think dirty thoughts in the back of his head (A/N: Pervert! xD)

"What do you mean?"

"This."

And Riza pulled the tricker.

Roy frozed, as cold water splashed all over him. Then he screamed.

"Noooo!! Un-perfumed water!! It's washing my sexy sent away! NOOOO!!"

He tried desperately to cover himself and backing away, saving as much as he could at his 'sexy sent', but Riza was heartless.

But the water had to come to an end. At that time Mustang was laying on the ground. Riza looked down at him.

"And what have we learned?"

"Do not steal Havoc's harem, when he probably never will meet a woman who isn't a tomato or potato... Whatever that means." (A/N: Get it? From the episode with the meeting with Armstrong sister? xD)

"Aaand..?"

"Riza rules."

"That's better." Riza packed away her gun, aka water pistol.

Roy got up and started to laugh.
"But it really doesn't matter, since I'm going to start my one harem when I'm going to be Fuhrer!" He said.

Riza turned to say something – probably something to crash Roy's dream – but then Roy had swunged his arm around her neck.

"But you will be my favorite among them all." He said in her ear. Riza blushed.

Roy smirked. Now she at least didn't seem so mad anymore.

"May I offer the favorite a drink?"

Riza could only nod, and so the walked over to bar.

When the received the drinks Riza said "I'm going to need another one?"

"Huh? Why? Isn't it the ri-WAAH!!" Roy didn't get to say anymore, because he had gotten Riza's drink all over him.

"I will never join a harem." She said calmly and asked for another drink.

Will Riza ever get her drink?

Are Roy's hair ruined for good?

Will I ever write what happened to Envy and Ed?

Don't miss the next chapter!

Me: How I HATE this chapter!!
Roy: Why?! I think it was good. I was in it.

Me: It was boring as hell!! I only write fun, when I'm bored. And I'm NOT! And why aren't Envy and Ed here?!
Riza: They're mad, because you didn't write who the 'mysterious person' was in this chapter. Plus, they're wandering around with signs with the text: We were right.

Me: snort Idiots... Anyway, I'm really sorry for this chapter. I did my best...

Roy: It IS good! Because I was in i-

Me: Shut it!! Riza, go get him!!
Roy: Noooo!!