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Ok, so you might wonder what happened to the rest of the Cullens. This phone conversation was overheard at the Quebec Airport…
My POV
Emmet (talking into phone): Hi Dad, where are you?
Carlisle: Esme and I are in Monte Carlo.
Emmet: What are you doing in Monte Carlo!
Carlisle: Gambling.
Emmet: Wait a second; I'm getting a call from Jasper.
Jasper: Hi Emmet!
Emmet: Why are you so perky?
Jasper: It's my stupid power. I'm at the Kentucky Derby and there are too many excited people.
Emmet: What are you doing at the Kentucky Derby?
Jasper: Hold on a second, I have to go bet on something. *mutters stupid emotion powers*
Carlisle: Gotta go, son, we're going to a club!
Emmet: WHY?
Carlisle: Because all the cool parents are doing it.
Emmet: No they're not!
Carlisle: OMG, there is a hurt person! Gotta go, Emmie!
*Boooooooooooooop*
Emmet (to Rosalie next to him): Carlisle hung up.
Rosalie: Why?
Emmet: Tell you later Jasper's back on the phone.
Jasper: Hi again.
Emmet: Why are you at the Kentucky Derby?
Jasper: I'm racing my vampire horse, Coutess Dracula.
Emmet: Since when do you have a vampire horse?
Jasper: Since three days ago.
Emmet: Can you even turn horses?
Jasper: DUH! Gotta go! Racing in thirty minutes.
Emmet: Wait!
*Boooooooooop*
Emmet (Turns to Rosalie): Where do you want to go, Monte Carlo, or Kentucky?
Rosalie: France.
Emmet: Why?
Rosalie: Shopping, duh!
Emmet (Hanging his head in defeat): I'll go get the tickets.
What do you think?
Little to no Cullens from here on out… maybe. I'm getting an idea, gotta go!