The Voultri Princess Chapter 8: My Plan, a twilight fanfic

I am such a jerkface for leaving you hanging aren't I? well, I'm here now so here we go!

My friend wanted a cute boy for Christmas, but I wanted own Twilight. Guess neither of us got what we wanted.

Bella POV

When we arrived at the safe house I froze time and smashed his phone. I inserted my wrist back into his hand so he wouldn't be suspicious. Then, I unfroze time.

Alec let go of my wrist and smiled, "You aren't getting rid of me again."

"Well," I flipped my hair, "I certainly hope not. Otherwise, you'd be a terrible tracker, wouldn't you?" He glared at me and I laughed.

"Fortunately, I won't have to because I'm telling the Voulturi where we are right now," he said. He reached into his pocket and felt around. He repeated this several times before looking down at the floor. *Facepalm* He slapped his forehead and then he glared at me.

"You know, Alec, the power to stop time and dismantle a cute boy's phone is an excellent one to have," I laughed.

He raised his eyebrows, "You think I'm cute?"

"No, Alec I think the boy behind you is cute." I said sarcastically. He whipped around expecting a boy standing behind him, but realized he was tricked. Obviously, I would have to teach him sarcasm.

"Not, funny," Alec said through clenched teeth.

"Actually, it was hilarious," I smirked, "Now; let's get down to business, what other high school is the Voulturi posted at?"

Alec looked like he wouldn't tell, so I stepped closer. He stepped closer, I stepped even more close, then he stepped even more close than I did. We were inches away from each other. We leaned in…

Jane POV (I'm sorry I couldn't resist. Promise it won't happen again)

Alec was gone. With Bella. Alone. In a house.

Needless to say, I was afraid for him. He was a big boy, but she was a shield and a who-knows what else.

Aro smiled, "Well, this is good. We have an insider."

"Yes Aro, we do. But his adversary is much more powerful," I said.

Aro *rolls eyes* "Yes, but Jane, he has a cell phone. Who can defeat the power of technology? No one. I can show you several movies that prove it." After that I knew that my brother was doomed.

*Drum roll Please…*

Alec's POV

We leaned in and she slammed me against the wall.

"Please Alec?" she looked at me with a puppy dog face. I knew she could read my mind, so why was this necessary.

"For a price," I said.

"And what is that?" she asked. I laughed, she was so clueless. I leaned in and placed a gentle kiss on her lips and electricity ran through my body.

"Northnorthwest Quebec High," I said.

Bella's POV

My list of things to do:

1) Go to Northnorthwest Quebec High

2) Mess with Felix

3) Mess with the Voulturi

4) *Bella blushes as she writes* Kiss Alec.

Simple right? I know it is. I always keep maintainable goals.

Northnorthwest Quebec High

I convinced Alec to come with me to Northnorthwest Quebec High with me and after thoroughly disguising ourselves (A/N I don't describe them for a reason. At least, not yet) we drove to Northnorthwest Quebec High, me on a black motorcycle and Alec in a silver mustang. My cover name was Logan Griffen and Alec's was Tyler Angelical. Boy would this be fun.

Felix POV

Another boring day at Northnorthwest Quebec High. At least it was until three new students arrived. There were two boys and a girl. The girl was of a medium height and had brown hair with brown eyes and smelled like blackberries, peonies, and onion rings. She was VERY cute. One boy was tall with black hair and had green eyes. He was well muscled and seemed emo. He smelled like death and chicken and dumpling soup. The other was short and boyish with ice blue eyes and the beginnings of a mustache that would never be. He seemed upbeat and uber creepy. He smelled like raindrops, new footballs, and what is that, butterflies? Again that boy is uber creepy. The girl I'm guessing is Bella and the Emo Boy is Alec.

The girl shifted uncomfortably when the emo dude scooched nearer and nearer and nearer. Weird. Wait, I shouldn't be judgemental, oh look! Cute cheerleaders. You know, that reminds me of a song, I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie wo-orld ain't it fantastic I'm made of plastic…

Bella's POV

I sighed, it was time for biology. What vampire stalker would be here today? Turns out there were two. Felix and *sighs* Alec, or should I say Tyler? Well, anyway the only two empty seats were on either side of Felix. Joy (A/N note the sarcasm).

Two Months Later (A/N I do not like describing the meticulous tasks of high school, so let us continue to the action)

It was morning and I had come up with the most devious plan EVER! Now, all I had to do was convince him to do and put it into play.

Alec POV

I couldn't wait until this afternoon…

Felix POV

(In biology) A couple weeks ago we were assigned a huge project and we haven't completed it yet. Guess what? It was due tomorrow. Logan offered we could work on it at his house. Guess we are meeting there after school.

Well, it was time to go to Logan's house. I looked at the address and looked at the house. Here I go. I knocked on the front door.

Logan opened it, "Tyler's already here you ding-dong."

*Sigh* This was going to be a long night.

A couple hours in Logan pulled out a karaoke machine. After me singing I'm a Barbie Girl (with a very shocked Tyler looking at me. Yeah, I had that affect on girls.) Tyler and Logan shared a look and nodded. They chose the song, This is Real (which belongs to Demi Lavato).

Tyler(Bella) Logan(Alec) together Felix's thoughts

I've always been the kind of girl, that hid my face, So afraid to tell the world, what I've got to say,But I have this dream, bright inside of me, I'm gonna let it show, it's time, to let you know, to let you know,

Tyler's hair grew longer

This is real, this is me,I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be now, Gonna let the light, shine on me,Now I've found who I am,There's no way to hold it in, No more hiding who I wanna be, This is me

And then his emo clothes turned into skinny jeans and a pink Hollister T-shirt.

Do you know what it's like, to feel so in the dark? To dream about a life, where you're the shining star, Even though it seems, like it's too far away, I have to believe, in myself, it's the only way,

That HE started to look like a she. What. The. Heck.

That HE looks a lot like a Bella I know, but that means Alec was the…

You're the voice I hear inside my head,The reason that I'm singing, I need to find you, I gotta find you, You're the missing piece I need,The song inside of me,

The girl flipped her hair and it shrank back into her scull. It was not a pretty sight to see.

I need to find you,I gotta find you

Logan's *ahem* appendages disappeared and his?/her? Voice grew deeper.

This is real, this is me,

Tyler's voice grew higher and more melodious.

I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be now, Gonna let the light, shine on me,Now I've found who I am, there's no way to hold it in,No more hiding who I wanna be, This is me,

If Alec was the girl… I TOLD ARO THERE WAS A REALLY CUTE NEW GIRL AND IT'S ALEC!

This is me

That meant uber creepy Tyler was a girl. Not just any girl Bella. Who could read minds. *Facepalm facepalm facepalm*

You're the missing piece I need, the song inside of me,

This is me

You're the voice I hear inside my head, the reason that I'm singing

Now I've found who I am, there's no way to hold it in,No more hiding who I wanna be,This is me

Then I did the only logical thing, I called Aro and then promptly fainted.

Bella POV

It felt so good to be myself again. I placed a chaste kiss on Alec's lips after Felix called Aro and fainted. We waited and waited and then the door was kicked down.

I smiled, "Greetings, Voulturi, welcome to our humble abode."

Jane frowned and scolded, "Alec why didn't you call? I was worried sick!" and then let out a few choice words at him.

He raised his arms and pointed at me, "She's the one who destroyed my phone," Jane shot a sideways glance at Aro who looked devastated.

"How could technology failed?" He shouted.

"Well," I said, "As nice as this was, Alec and I will see you later,

Au Revoir." Then we promptly disappeared leaving a pink poodle in our place.

Felix POV

They left me to explain the story to the Voulturi. *Facepalm* The whole story. This wasn't going to be embarrassing at all

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Au Revior!

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(Don't freak out at the big arrow. I just have a lot of time on my hands.)