Gifts, fish tank and... pregnant?
"No Envy! Not that way!"
"What the hell is your problem?" Envy asked, not stopping.
Poor Ed couldn't get out of the sins grip.
"Your walking towards the girls!"
"So? Lust is smart, so she might now where the alcohol is living!"
"Yearh, but Winry is weird! And I'm afraid she might throw her wrench at me!"
Ed pressed his legs to the floor, not wanting to come any closer.
Envy snorted annoyed.
"Well, you've been hit by that thing so many times, that there's probably not anymore brains cells to harm, so suck it up!"
With those words Envy again dragged Ed towards the girls.
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The girls – except the girls of Havoc's harem – was standing at a loong table. They were looking at the present the host had gotten.
"Who is the freaking host anyway?" Winry asked, who had gotten a little more 'awake'.
"Ghost?!" Rose freaked.
"Host, for crying out loud!"
"Ooooh..."
Lust sighed.
"Don't know... Nobody has seen the host..." She said thoughtful.
"Lust!" Envy called. Lust turned to see who was calling.
But Envy had trouble with coming to her, since Edward was trying to go the other way.
Envy got annoyed.
Who knew how far Wrath had gone by now?!
"Look, your little-"
"WHO-ARE-YOU-CALLING-SO-SHORT-THAT-THEY-THINK-A-HERB-GARDEN-IS-A-FOREST?!"
"I did!"
"Why you-!"
"Now you listen to me!" Envy grabbed Ed's shoulders and shaked him.
"If we don't stop Wrath, he's gonna do something terrible with the alcohol! Do you know what that is?"
Ed got a frighten look on his face when reality (A/N: Oooh, feel the irony here xD) hit him in the face.
"Please, don't say it..."
"He's gonna drink it all! And if he doesn't like it, he sure just pure it out on the floor and wasting it! Did you hear me?! Wasting it!!" Envy talked tone of a sergant who is talking to a soldier in the battle field.
Ed gasped.
"We gotta stop him!" And Ed rushed to the girls, but was ran over by Envy who was a little too eager to find the alcohol.
--
Lust had turned to the gift table again, when the calling of her name had stopped.
"Oooh, look!" Rose said.
"It's a fish tank!" Winry said amused.
"So it is." Lust said. All three girls looked through the glass with big eyes.
"Fish a cool." Rose stated.
Winry suddenly started to giggle.
"What?" Lust asked.
"I'm thinking sushi..."
"Lust!!" Envy called again.
Lust turned around.
"Hello Envy and FullMetal boy. Nice of you to drop by us again."
"Hello Envy and Ed!!" Rose and Winry said loud, but didn't turn around. They where far to amused of the fish tank.
"Lust, we need to ask you something really important! Do you think your sober enough to give real informations?" Envy asked.
In the background Ed had turned his attention to Winry and Rose.
He walked over to them.
"What are you looking at?"
"Well Envy, as you might would have remembered, if you hadn't been so wasted,-"
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(In the background).
"Cool, fish!" Edward said amused.
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"- I don't get drunk that easy. So yes, I think I'm capable to give you the information you want. That said, if I have it."
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(In the background)
"Yearh! Look look, there's a loricariidae too! (1)"
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"Where does the alcohol come from?" Envy asked, for the second time.
Lust looked at him for a little, with thoughtful eyes.
Envy waited for the answer. The thoughtful look in Lust's eyes... She must know!
"I'm not sure if I should tell you this. Since I'm the only one here, who can control my abuse of alcohol, I am one of the few who has been trusted this information..." She said.
Envy was about to explode!
Someone who actually knew where the alcohol came from! (In the background Ed, Rose and Winry was still looking amazed at the fish, and talked about them a little).
"Please tell me Lust! It's really important!"
Lust noticed the
"It is..." She started.
"HOLY SHIT! THE LORICARIIDAE IS DEAD!! (2)"
Lust and Envy turned to the trio.
"... What?" Lust asked.
Envy leaned closer – forgetting about the real problem for a moment. After all, this was sudden death we're talking about.
"It's dead!" Edward yelled again.
"Oh no!" Rose said dramatically.
"NOO!" Envy yelled. "I brought that one!"
"You brought a freaking loricariidae as host gift?!" Winry said.
"What is wrong with that?!"
"It's just a stupid gift! Especially if it's dead!"
"It's not a stupid gift! You guys was rather amused about it!"
"I was amused about the other fish! The ones who is alive!"
Envy glared at Winry and growled. He turned to Edward, who was being patted on the shoulder by Rose, since he went a little in shock of the sudden death of the animal.
"Ed!" Envy said out loud.
"What?"
"Revive the loricariidae from the death!"
They all went quiet.
Then Ed finally spoke.
"Serious?"
"Yes, I'm f'cking serious!"
"You want me to make the loricariidae to a... Homunculus?"
"Hell yearh!"
Ed looked a little at the fish tank.
"No!" He then said.
"Why not?!"
"Because it's against the laws"
"Well, it didn't stop you once!"
"I don't want to loose anything!"
"What could you possible lose? A middle finger?" Envy asked annoyed.
Ed looked a little at his middle finger.
"But if that is too precious for you, you can always sacrifice the crazy blond"
"No way!" Winry snarled.
Envy looked a little at her.
"Though it wouldn't be that much of a sacrifice, would it now?"
Winry snorted.
"If you boys only are here to be annoying, then scram." She growled.
"Oh right!" Ed outbursted, when he remembered the reason they went over here.
"Envy, did Lust tell you?"
"Oh crap!" Envy turned around. "Lust, I..."
She was gone.
"Where the hell is she?!" Envy yelled, as he scanned the room. Ed joined to help. Winry was busy poking to the loricariidae with her wrench.
"She can't just disappear." Ed mumbled.
"Oh, she didn't." Rose informed them.
The boys turned to her.
"Well? Where did she went?" Envy asked a little impatient.
"She got kidnapped." Rose said.
"WHAT?!" Envy and Ed yelled.
"Yearh. A man walked over and kidnapped her. Rather weird..."
"Why didn't you say anything?!" Envy yelled desperately. He had been so close. So close to know the secret. So close to know where his loved once was. So close to be able to safe them... If it wasn't because he was so evil, he would cry!
"Well, we had a death case! I thought that was a little bit more important!" Rose defended herself.
Boing!
Ed dropped down the floor.
"Aaaaw!" He yelled, as a big lump grew out of his head.
Winry bent down to the floor, picked up her wrench up... And just walked away.
Ed stared after her. What on earth had he done?
"What the hell Winry-!"
"Come on! Where getting nowhere here!" Envy said and dragged Ed up to his feet.
"But Winry-" Ed started but was cut off by Envy.
"It's just hormones! Maybe she's pregnant or stuff."
Ed's eyes grew big.
"P-pregnant? That's-"
"I don't care!" Envy cut off again.
"I don't like her! She's also just drinking the wonderful alcohol, not even thinking about to enjoy it! Not let's move on, before Wrath finds it!"
And with those words, Envy walked in a high speed away. Ed actually had to run after him.
And Rose?
Well... Not sure, but I think she went over to see find out what a harem was (xD).
Will Envy and Ed actually make it?
How far has Wrath comed?
How long is Lust going to be gone?
Is Winry really pregnant?
And is Rose joining Havoc's harem?
Don't miss the next chapter!
(1) Now, here I must say that the English language actually disappointed me! In my language a 'loricariidae' isn't just called 'loricariiadae!' We have a much more funnier name! A 'sugemalle'. Translated: a suck-catfish.
... Anyway, it just sound funnier... xD
(2) This is true. Happened yesterday. My sisters birthday, and they gave her a fish tank. Then somebody suddenly yelled this, and everybody just went panicking. They were so wasted... Might be there I get some of my inspiration xD But no no, the suck-catfish (it's named that now!) it alive now xD
A/N: I'm under attack of a HUGHES writers block, so please... Don't be hard to me... I'm doing my best, but it's just hard to write funny stories when your having a block!
Ed: Then you really shouldn't write...
A/N: Shut up...
Envy: Your really pushing it out! When the hell are we going to fin the alcohol?!
A/N: Well, I don't know!! This story wasn't even ment to have a plot!! It should just have been random shit I posted, but look at it now!! It got a plot, and I don't know where it's going!!
Ed&Envy: ...
A/N: ...
Envy: This chapter sucks...
A/N: Stop pointing it out...
Ed: Hey!! Didn't you say Hughes was going to be in it?!
A/N: Oh noes!! Ed, be quiet!! -runs away-
Envy: ... Why the hell is she running away??