I am not dead. I am indeed alive. I've been trying...and failing...to update LTPF *the LAST chapter...really! FAIL NIKKI FAIL!*

So...instead i realized that this had YET to have more random added...so here it is

The meeting had actually been going well…for once. No country had tried to change the subject. There was no raping. No talk of hair care products. No asking to 'become one with Mother Russia'. No fighting. No animals being 'snuck' into the meeting room. No random shootings. The building was still in one piece. Every country was still accounted for and lunch was in the process of being served.

Everything was going well…until Ivan…yes IVAN…NOT Alfred, challenged everyone to a round of Call of Duty.

Most countries just blinked in response. Alfred decided to verse him…and lost.

It was after that moment that the deal was made: if you lost, you had to become one with Russia. If you won, not only did you NOT have to join the Russian, BUT you could cancel out EVERY NATION that had lost before you.

The list was written by Ivan and every loser had to sign the countries name over to him. That had Alfred begging people to play against him and win for his sake.

As the time went on, the list grew.

America

Prussia (does he count?) (of course he does! I'm awesome! Er…I mean…HE's awesome…)

Canada

France

Australia

Hungary

Switzerland

Denmark

Germany

Mexico

Cuba

Turkey

Bulgaria

Czech

Slovakia

Ireland

Wales

Until…one tiny person, that NO ONE even invited, saved the day…Sealand.

No one ever made fun of the tiny micronation ever again….

It all happened when i was at my friends house for a 'world meeting' (discussion for Acen...the anime conv. in chicago in April). Lindsey is Russia. And i WILLINGLY went to her HOUSE! (there the joke of 'we became one with russia')

So me (Italy), Cassie (Doitsu), Richard (Romano), Doni (China), Jax (Japan), Josh (France), Annie (Prussia) are all at Russia's house. And suddenly she looks at us and goes "I want to shoot something"

of course we all flinch. she gets her XBox loaded and begins playing COD. We all took turns against her...and lost.

we didnt 'have' to become 'one'...because...well...we WILLINGLY went to her HOUSE! FOR HOURS! becoming one with Russia...i think we already have ;A;

*sigh*

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