Jayfeather's Late Night Adventure-The Village Hidden in the Shadows
Summary: After thier short trip in RiverClan, the trio go to ShadowClan. They find out the 'Dark Hearts of the Forest' aren't really too bad at all!
Rating:T
"Why do we have to go to ShadowClan?" asked Whitestorm "They're all grumpy-tails like Yellowfang. I want to visit SkyClan!"
"SHUT UP!" yelled Yellowfang "My birth clan kicks tail!"
"Then, why did you leave again?" Jayfeather asked smuggly
Yellowfang sighed and kept walking. Once they reached the camp, Yellowfang took the team to Blackstar's den. Whitestorm was shaking and whimpering like a kit.
"Who knows what evil he dreams of? He could be dreaming about frolicking through his enimies insides. Or swimming in hot tubs filled with blood. Or-"
Whitestorm got cut off by Yellowfang's fist.
"OR RIPPING YOUR TOUNGE OUT AND PLAYING JUMP-ROPE WITH IT AND THEN STUFFING IT DOWN YOUR-!" she cried
"My Rock, people. Do we have to get so graphic?" Jayfeather interrupted "Can we just go?"
"FINE!" cried both of the cats, and in they went
Whitestorm looked down into a puddle nearby. He saw a tall black and white cat-plant thing staring back at him. The cat next to him had blue fur and a paper flower in her hair. On the left stood a black tom with crimson eyes. They all wore solemn expressions and black twoleg pelts with red clouds. Whitestorm was terrified of the mean looking cats.
"You mouse-brain! Stop shaking, that's us in the puddle." Yellowfang said
"Stop AkatsukiClan!"
A tall cat came running up to the trio. He wore a mask and had a bright green companion by his side.
"They look like they wanna fight..." whispered Whitestorm
"I'm Blackstar Hatake and this's Might Littlecloud." said Blackstar
"Hurray! I get to fight such mighty opponents as Zetsustorm, Konanfang and Itachifeather Uchiha!" Littlecloud said, pointing to each of them
"Okay. You wanna fight? Fine." Konanfang stepped forward, snarling
"Wow. you guys found some of the AkatsukiClan!"
Everyone turned around to see two cats staring them down from at tree. One with red eyes and Twoleg makeup and the other with a smoking stick in his mouth.
"Yeah. Thanks for showing up Kurenaipelt and Asumaclaw." said Blackstar
"Let's get on with it! Power of Kits!" cried Littlecloud
"Let's go." the ThunderClan cats said
" Dynamic Entry!" cried Littlecloud
Itachifeather jumped out the way at the last second and used Fire Style:Fireball Jutsu. The blaze tore up the land and eveyone had to scatter and leap to avoid it.
"Paper Shuriken!" cried Konanfang
Paper went soaring through the air. The razor-edged pieces slashed Asumaclaw in the foreleg and in the mouth.
"OUS! Tahe thisss," he said "Thah hurt!"
The dream Rowanclaw took out his weapons, two chakra blades. He dashed to Zetsustorm's side and cut him.
"Ow. DAMN THAT HURT." said Zetsustorm "Now it's your turn! YOUR GONNA GET IT!"
He lunged and snapped at Asumaclaw. Kurenaipelt jumped in the way with a death stare.
"Tree Binding Death!" the dream Tawmypelt cried
"Heh. Bet you can't see this coming!" cried Blackstar "Lightning Blade!"
He jabbed Jayfeather in the back and fried Konanfang too. Jayfeather whipped around, mad and sore. He looked at the burning Konanfang and nodded. Zetsustorm was screaming with his eyes closed, flailing around.
" AAAAAAAHHHEEEEEEE" he snapped out of it and used Kagero: Transitory Jutsu, "now please avenge me." he whimpered
"WEANIE! I'll use..." Konanfang took a deep breath in. "Shikigami Dance..."
She turned into paper shreds and floated through the air.
"Come on, Zetsustorm." said Itachifeather "That's our ride."
And with that they were gone.
"Wow! that was cool!" said Jayfeather, now in the real world
"Let's check out Rowanclaw's dream now, I feel bad for him." said Whitestorm "He got all messed up."
"Fine." said Yellowfang
Once inside, the ThunderClan cats saw they were in a large castle.
"And who are you?" asked a fat blue cat
"Leave them alone, King BrokenTeTeTe!" shouted a pink cat
"Kirowanclaw Of the Stars! How dare you try to stop me from capturing Dynafeather!" the dream Brokenstar roared
Jayfeather laughed, "I'm a bird! Whitestorm's a fish and Yellowfang's a hamster!"
He looked around and saw a humoungous ear of corn and wolf staring him down.
"HAH! DEFEAT MY DEMONS CHILIDOG2.1/2 AND COBGOBLIN II!" howled the king
"Kinestorm, Rickfang I need you two to get some fire from the kitchen and fast!" the Kirby-cat said
The hamster and fish looked at eachother with worry and confusion. The demons sneezed on them and the king laughed. Dynafeather spat fire on torches on the ground when he saw the others were clueless and snotty.
"Caw, there's fire over there...CHIRP!" he crowed
"Poyo! Poyeah!" said Kirowanclaw
"KIROWANCLAW, INHALE!" the three cat-things cried
"Fire Kirowanclaw'll get you now!" Rickfang said
The Star Warrior blasted the whole castle, sending the three ThunderClan cats flying into reality.
"TEAM THUNDER'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" yowled Whitestorm
"WRONG SHOW DUNDERHEAD!" cried Yellowfang